Tyrone Slothrop: Luckily I don't like children and have no intention of having any, so it doesn't matter to me at all.\and really, with the way humans are destroying the planet, anyone having children these days should be considered child abusers.
dionysusaur: Deplete my sperm to zero, I ain't makin no babbies. My dong could be a little thinner, though.
American-Irish eyes: It is refreshing to read an article discussing how irresponsibly ran some of these studies are ran.
Meez: A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.
SometimesItsTuesday: Gotta love the "It'll make your dick more littler!" nonsense that folks break out when they've got nothing of value but need someone, somewhere, to be afraid of something.
Prank Call of Cthulhu: Chemicals turned my penis into a newt!
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