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3451 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 May 2021 at 8:50 AM (4 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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4 days ago  
Can I hire him to write my... oh
 
4 days ago  
A light colonel with a sense of humor.  God bless, ya sir.

Up in Heaven doing lipo on one of God's 4 thighs

"Why is it raining fat?"
 
4 days ago  
48 that farkkng blows
 
4 days ago  
Having recently lost a couple of my inner circle at the age of 48 and 49, I'm having trouble being too very amused at this loss, which seems like a loss for a family and a community.  Goodnight funny man.
 
4 days ago  

Marcos P: 48 that farkkng blows


Does it say why he checked out so early? I didn't get to read every word of it and the word "cancer" doesn't appear anywhere, but he clearly got to write it himself.
 
4 days ago  
I hope to go like that, happy and satisfied.
 
4 days ago  
So he knew he was going to die and wrote this in advance?
 
4 days ago  

Billy Bathsalt: Having recently lost a couple of my inner circle at the age of 48 and 49, I'm having trouble being too very amused at this loss, which seems like a loss for a family and a community.  Goodnight funny man.


Yeah me too.   I dont want to see any "welcome to Fark" meme's either, that was f#cking sad.
 
4 days ago  

king of vegas: So he knew he was going to die and wrote this in advance?


Seems like it.  There aren't a ton of maladies that give you plenty of advance warning of your own impending and unavoidable mortality after all attempts to fight it have been exhausted, so I'm betting the big C.  By which I naturally mean Cougar.
 
4 days ago  
I guess he wasn't able to steal enough souls to keep him alive.
 
4 days ago  
Boom shalock lock boom.
 
4 days ago  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Boom shalock lock boom.


I guess that is a lesson learned. We should all write our own obituaries. Otherwise, who knows who will write it. Maybe your mother-in-law. Yikes!
 
4 days ago  

king of vegas: So he knew he was going to die and wrote this in advance?


I am writing my obit - or trying to, anyway - to spare my family yet one more chore when I'm gone. I'm ill and have had a rough few days, which has shifted my entire focus to wrapping up lose ends. It keeps me busy *and* spares my family those tasks when I am gone.

We've been through it with other family members, and a couple of them left quite a mess in the wakes of their lives. It really just extended the time we had to be deep in the trauma of loss rather than dealing with the loss from a healthy place emotionally.  Writing your own obit and handling your own  body disposal arrangements and telling your own creditors to fark off/you gave all your money to your illness or whatever  is one of the kind things you can do for your family.
 
4 days ago  
He sounds like he was a good guy, and died way too young.

Meanwhile loathsome excuses for humanity continue to live well into their 70s and 80s, being awful, shiatty humans who spread anger, fear and bigotry every step of the way.
 
4 days ago  
That is sad. We need more guys like him.
 
4 days ago  
That was great.  I am inspired to write something in the same vein in event of an untimely demise. No one will have a damn clue what to say at my eulogy if I even have one
 
4 days ago  
If I ever look as if I were about to write an antic obit to myself, plaster my hands and post a guard. The fit, I'm sure, will pass.
 
4 days ago  

king of vegas: So he knew he was going to die and wrote this in advance?


No. He was a procrastinator so he had to do it through four teenage girls in Indianapolis with Ouji Board.
 
4 days ago  
Now that is the manic obituary I hope to have.

Godspeed, surgery guy.
 
4 days ago  
Dammit. That is the kind of surgeon I want if I ever need one.

In honor of his love of Dad Jokes: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?  P - P - P- P -Poker Face.
 
4 days ago  

BlackCloudofDespair: Dammit. That is the kind of surgeon I want if I ever need one.

In honor of his love of Dad Jokes: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?  P - P - P- P -Poker Face.


Why did Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.
 
4 days ago  
RIP. Doc
 
4 days ago  

freetomato: He sounds like he was a good guy, and died way too young.

Meanwhile loathsome excuses for humanity continue to live well into their 70s and 80s, being awful, shiatty humans who spread anger, fear and bigotry every step of the way.


Yep. My mom was awesome, died at 62 (which, not so bad, but still too early)  my grandmother is one of the meanest, most hateful creatures you will ever encounter. She's 92 and lived through a covid outbreak in her care facility without even getting sick.
 
4 days ago  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: king of vegas: So he knew he was going to die and wrote this in advance?

I am writing my obit - or trying to, anyway - to spare my family yet one more chore when I'm gone. I'm ill and have had a rough few days, which has shifted my entire focus to wrapping up lose ends. It keeps me busy *and* spares my family those tasks when I am gone.

We've been through it with other family members, and a couple of them left quite a mess in the wakes of their lives. It really just extended the time we had to be deep in the trauma of loss rather than dealing with the loss from a healthy place emotionally.  Writing your own obit and handling your own  body disposal arrangements and telling your own creditors to fark off/you gave all your money to your illness or whatever  is one of the kind things you can do for your family.


May you be at one with the universe and yourself. God speed. Or Logic speed depending on your point of view. Hope you have all the time you need to close up those loose ends. Until then, keep the internet alight with your bad self.
 
4 days ago  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: king of vegas: So he knew he was going to die and wrote this in advance?

No. He was a procrastinator so he had to do it through four teenage girls in Indianapolis with Ouji Board.


Had to wait behind three vengeful spirits, a demon, and that Patrick Swayze ghost trying to get them to take pottery classes.
 
4 days ago  

BlackCloudofDespair: Dammit. That is the kind of surgeon I want if I ever need one.

In honor of his love of Dad Jokes: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?  P - P - P- P -Poker Face.


It reminds me of a question that occurred to me once-- Would I rather be treated at the Scrubs hospital or the Grey's Anatomy one?  I'd go Scrubs.  Every.  Farking.  Time.

/Eagllllllllle!!!
 
4 days ago  
i'm thinking someone who loved him a lot wrote it for him, in his style of talking, after maybe a car wreck or an aneurysm.  i wish it had been old age; he sounds like he was really into living life, and was a pretty great at it.
 
4 days ago  
William Whalen?
 
3 days ago  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: king of vegas: So he knew he was going to die and wrote this in advance?

I am writing my obit - or trying to, anyway - to spare my family yet one more chore when I'm gone. I'm ill and have had a rough few days, which has shifted my entire focus to wrapping up lose ends. It keeps me busy *and* spares my family those tasks when I am gone.

We've been through it with other family members, and a couple of them left quite a mess in the wakes of their lives. It really just extended the time we had to be deep in the trauma of loss rather than dealing with the loss from a healthy place emotionally.  Writing your own obit and handling your own  body disposal arrangements and telling your own creditors to fark off/you gave all your money to your illness or whatever  is one of the kind things you can do for your family.


Hugs to you. You're a strong woman.
 
3 days ago  
What was his Fark handle? He deserves a pour-out and Beyond Fark just for the quality of the writing.
 
3 days ago  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: king of vegas: So he knew he was going to die and wrote this in advance?

I am writing my obit - or trying to, anyway - to spare my family yet one more chore when I'm gone. I'm ill and have had a rough few days, which has shifted my entire focus to wrapping up lose ends. It keeps me busy *and* spares my family those tasks when I am gone.

We've been through it with other family members, and a couple of them left quite a mess in the wakes of their lives. It really just extended the time we had to be deep in the trauma of loss rather than dealing with the loss from a healthy place emotionally.  Writing your own obit and handling your own  body disposal arrangements and telling your own creditors to fark off/you gave all your money to your illness or whatever  is one of the kind things you can do for your family.


You are a hero. I wish you well.
 
3 days ago  

Real Women Drink Akvavit: king of vegas: So he knew he was going to die and wrote this in advance?

I am writing my obit - or trying to, anyway - to spare my family yet one more chore when I'm gone. I'm ill and have had a rough few days, which has shifted my entire focus to wrapping up lose ends. It keeps me busy *and* spares my family those tasks when I am gone.

We've been through it with other family members, and a couple of them left quite a mess in the wakes of their lives. It really just extended the time we had to be deep in the trauma of loss rather than dealing with the loss from a healthy place emotionally.  Writing your own obit and handling your own  body disposal arrangements and telling your own creditors to fark off/you gave all your money to your illness or whatever  is one of the kind things you can do for your family.


Oh shiat my name sorta sucks for this. Massive positive energy coming your way.
 
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