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2021-05-03 10:17:56 PM  
So, loud and deadly?

Monty Python - I Fart in your General Direction
Youtube -Ro4DrewXHE
 
2021-05-04 12:12:15 AM  
WTF is it with the Japanese and farts?

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I learned a new fart-related idiom today: 鼬の最後っ屁, "the weasel's last fart".
 
2021-05-04 12:12:24 AM  
The ABCs of Death (3/10) Movie CLIP - F is for Fart (2012) HD
Youtube 0JRdzrh9in4
 
2021-05-04 12:22:44 AM  
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2021-05-04 12:26:22 AM  
Subby, the correct expression is silent but violent
 
2021-05-04 12:35:53 AM  
It's May 4th, 2021. May the farts be with you.

/ yeah, I know I'm not doin' it right
// Han pooted first
/// fartsies
 
2021-05-04 12:46:30 AM  
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2021-05-04 12:52:58 AM  
it's funny.. me tv just began running the addams family today, and i was thinking about how they started.
 
2021-05-04 12:59:24 AM  
I recorded a bunch of my farts in 24 bit FLAC.

I should post a link sometime.
 
2021-05-04 1:00:10 AM  
More soybeans, Mr. Taggart-san?
 
2021-05-04 1:01:38 AM  
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2021-05-04 1:08:57 AM  
No fart thread is complete without this:

The Campfire - Blazing Saddles (5/10) Movie CLIP (1974) HD
Youtube VPIP9KXdmO0
 
2021-05-04 1:21:55 AM  

CruiserTwelve: No fart thread is complete without this:

[YouTube video: The Campfire - Blazing Saddles (5/10) Movie CLIP (1974) HD]


I raise you this:

the jimmer farting
Youtube 8BISWJOHpu8
 
2021-05-04 1:22:20 AM  
I hardly ever farted when I was younger. For a while now I have been, um, how to say this. Ok I've been letting loose some monster farts. Are they dainty, little quiet farts? NO. They are so loud that everyone near me get that look, Then the smell. I get the nose pinches and jokes. I smile, but I am so embarrassed. It is the thing I have dreaded all my life. OH...MY GOD...I...HAVE...TURNED... MY MOTHER!

Every time that woman moved she would fart. It was funny when it happened to her. Woops, there goes another one.
 
2021-05-04 1:41:33 AM  

Herb Utsmelz: I recorded a bunch of my farts in 24 bit FLAC.

I should post a link sometime.


Flatulence Codec?
 
2021-05-04 1:52:41 AM  
FTA: you could employ someone to take the blame for you when you farted in public.

Oh, you can still marry someone who will do that... like mrs bughunter did.

When we were dating, I gallantly told her that if she ever needed to fart in public and blame it on me, she could.

That was a mistake.

/she'll shamelessly prrRRrrt
//and then punch me in the arm
 
2021-05-04 2:16:35 AM  
The guy who sits next to me in the office randomly farts while he's on the phone.  Good thing we're all required to wear masks.
 
2021-05-04 2:29:09 AM  
Obligatory?

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2021-05-04 3:11:32 AM  

Driver: It's May 4th, 2021. May the farts be with you.

/ yeah, I know I'm not doin' it right
// Han pooted first
/// fartsies


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2021-05-04 6:10:58 AM  
I thought Far-ting is Chinese, like Hoo kut won.
 
2021-05-04 6:17:54 AM  
Welcome to fart?
 
2021-05-04 6:48:34 AM  
Thanks subby, that was a rippin good read.
 
2021-05-04 6:51:56 AM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: I thought Far-ting is Chinese, like Hoo kut won.


八風吹不動,
一屁彈過江。
 
2021-05-04 9:30:40 AM  

daffy: I hardly ever farted when I was younger. For a while now I have been, um, how to say this. Ok I've been letting loose some monster farts. Are they dainty, little quiet farts? NO. They are so loud that everyone near me get that look, Then the smell. I get the nose pinches and jokes. I smile, but I am so embarrassed. It is the thing I have dreaded all my life. OH...MY GOD...I...HAVE...TURNED... MY MOTHER!

Every time that woman moved she would fart. It was funny when it happened to her. Woops, there goes another one.


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2021-05-04 9:38:23 AM  
Wife and I are still in our "dating" phase.
I've never released in front of her* nor her me.
We've been married two decades+.

/Samurai guy's mistake was not killing the crop-duster when he gave him that stupid response
//*I admit to sneaking a few out while she slept
///and never tell her or tease her when she trumpets while asleep
 
2021-05-04 9:42:55 AM  
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2021-05-04 1:52:06 PM  
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