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(Mountain View Voice) Weeners Some folks make a living touring their wieners and nuts around the country. What a bunch of boobs   (mv-voice.com) divider line
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4 days ago  
I don't know where they're going to find an epi-pen big enough for that thing....
 
4 days ago  
Best in Show (4/11) Movie CLIP - Naming Nuts (2000) HD
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I used to be able to name every nut that there was. And it used to drive my mother crazy, because she used to say, "Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts," and the joke was that we lived in Pine Nut, and I think that's what put it in my mind at that point. So she would hear me in the other room, and she'd just start yelling. I'd say, "Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut." That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She'd say, "Would you stop naming nuts!" And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn't talk, but he'd go "rrrawr rrawr" and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it's also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut.
 
4 days ago  
What a nut job.
 
4 days ago  
Like my boss at the mechanic shop used to tell me, the most dangerous part of a vehicle is the nut behind the wheel.
 
4 days ago  
YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS

/ I am
 
4 days ago  
My niece was a hotdogger. For anyone in marketing, PR, and related fields having either job on your resume opens a lot of opportunities. She now promotes Wisconsin cheese around the country with special focus on the smaller cheese makers.
 
4 days ago  

catmandu: My niece was a hotdogger. For anyone in marketing, PR, and related fields having either job on your resume opens a lot of opportunities. She now promotes Wisconsin cheese around the country with special focus on the smaller cheese makers.


/ blessed are the cheesemakers?
 
4 days ago  
Sometimes you do...

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Sometimes you don't
 
4 days ago  
Sometimes I wish my fam never left Mountain View.
 
4 days ago  
Insert as needed to produce a...result.
weinermobile crash
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4 days ago  

invictus2: YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS

/ I am


I'm not.
 
3 days ago  

invictus2: YOU ARE ALL JEALOUS

/ I am


That nutmobile looks like a giant dick, complete with veins. Must be a biatch to clean after driving around and getting dead bugs all over.
 
3 days ago  
How to get fired from driving the Weiner Mobile. Two words.

Truck Nuts.

So much for cross-marketting.
 
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