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(Yahoo)   The CIA does not have a drive-thru   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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4 days ago  
Poor guy - he was probably just trying to save the kids locked up in the CIA's basement.
 
4 days ago  
Well, not with an attitude like that, subby.
 
4 days ago  

tyyreaunn: Poor guy - he was probably just trying to save the kids locked up in the CIA's basement.


I hear he was looking for his bicycle.
 
4 days ago  
No drive-thru? That's not what the kid who took my order said...

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/not sure why he called me a buttmunch though
 
4 days ago  
Apparently there actually is an Arby's at the CIA headquarters cafeteria/food court.
 
4 days ago  
It barely has a marked exit off the main road.
 
4 days ago  
It did not have a drive-thru.  It does now.
The first person to use it rated it 4 out of 5 bullets.
 
4 days ago  
"According to the two officials, the man is mentally disturbed"
"The man, whose identity has not been released"

And he's still alive.
Now we know he isn't black or brown.
 
4 days ago  
You see it's funny because the I in CIA stands for "Intelligence" and the driver is an idiot.
 
4 days ago  
There may not be a drive thru, but they do have take-out.
 
4 days ago  
Every building has a drive-through if you're determined enough.
 
4 days ago  
Telling him it was an Arby's might have helped stall for time.
 
4 days ago  

tyyreaunn: Poor guy - he was probably just trying to save the kids locked up in the CIA's basement.


CIA don't sell pizza, so obviously not
 
4 days ago  
"Hi, could I get a couple of planes for laundering drugs, an arms negotiation, with a large wire tap?  Oh, and are you still running that two-for-one puppet dictator special?"
 
4 days ago  
Maybe they are selling a chicken sandwich now
 
4 days ago  
They do, however, have a drive-in.

Spies Like Us - Won't You Gentlemen Have a Pepsi?
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4 days ago  
At a recent symposium attended by internationally renowned psychiatric experts, it was noted that only the USA had embraced the use of firearms in the treatment of mental illness.  The symposium chair said "it is undeniable that the American use of high velocity rounds has dramatically reduced the rate of reoffending in cases involving the mentally fragile..."
 
4 days ago  
Play stupid games
They had plenty of chance to not get shot
 
4 days ago  

bigbadideasinaction: Every building has a drive-through if you're determined enough.


Many years ago, the place where I got my hair cut had a car driven into the place. No one was hurt, but they were closed for a couple of weeks. Their answering machine message said something about being closed because s woman mistook their place for a drive-through salon.
 
4 days ago  

I'm an excellent driver: At a recent symposium attended by internationally renowned psychiatric experts, it was noted that only the USA had embraced the use of firearms in the treatment of mental illness.  The symposium chair said "it is undeniable that the American use of high velocity rounds has dramatically reduced the rate of reoffending in cases involving the mentally fragile..."


people of color". Finished that for you.
 
4 days ago  
Krystal and Saagar: CIA Goes FULL WOKE In Hilarious New Recruitment Video
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4 days ago  
Negotiated with him for hours?  What ever happened to "You have 5 seconds to comply"?
 
4 days ago  

Godscrack: "According to the two officials, the man is mentally disturbed"
"The man, whose identity has not been released"

And he's still alive.
Now we know he isn't black or brown.


Damn it. I guessed six comments, and it took eight.
 
4 days ago  
No, but they have a drive-in.
 
4 days ago  

whatisaidwas: Negotiated with him for hours?  What ever happened to "You have 5 seconds to comply"?


They must have passed the paper bag test.
 
4 days ago  

Russ1642: No, but they have a drive-in.


This is not how you Sonic.
 
4 days ago  

LrdPhoenix: tyyreaunn: Poor guy - he was probably just trying to save the kids locked up in the CIA's basement.

I hear he was looking for his bicycle.


"There are thousands and thousands of uses for corn, all of which I will explain to you, right now!"

/RIP Jan Hooks
 
4 days ago  

whatisaidwas: Negotiated with him for hours?  What ever happened to "You have 5 seconds to comply"?


That's the FBI's line.

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3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
Sir, this is NOT an Arby's.
 
3 days ago  
Simple mistake - thought he was at the Culinary Institute of America.
 
3 days ago  
Shot by FBI personnel.
The FBI is gonna be lording this over the CIA for YEARS.
 
3 days ago  
Who dares wins.

/ I've been watching Fools and Horses lately. Why do you ask?
 
3 days ago  

Nesher: Shot by FBI personnel. The FBI is gonna be lording this over the CIA for YEARS.



Well, hopefully the CIA's dental plan is still better.


"Weird Al" Yankovic - Party In The CIA (Parody of "Party In The U.S.A." by Miley Cyrus)
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