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(CNN)   Bill and Melinda Gates' marriage succumbs to blue screen of death   (cnn.com) divider line
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4 days ago  
What?
 
4 days ago  
No snark, this is a bummer. Human nature to wonder why, but they seemed to be a good team.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
What, did the mind control nanites that he put in her vaccine stop working?
 
4 days ago  
South Park - Bill Gates
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4 days ago  
I'll bet John Oliver did this!
 
4 days ago  
I've heard money issues is often the reason for many divorces.
 
4 days ago  
After the Jon Oliver show, I wonder if Bill finally said outloud "we finally found a way to put micro ships in vaccines".
 
4 days ago  
I've always been a Mac guy, sooooo...

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4 days ago  
But what about Bob?
 
4 days ago  
I think her mission of being the first attractive woman pay attention to her boss has worked out well for her.

Seriously I'm glad she got her kids and a boatload of cash out of it. Someone needed to be screwing Bill the way he's screwed with vaccines and education.
 
4 days ago  
Right on!

Ive been waiting that thing out for years.
 
4 days ago  

desertfool: What?


BILL AND MELINDA GATES' MARRIAGE SUCCOMBS TO BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH
 
4 days ago  

Weird Hal: I've heard money issues is often the reason for many divorces.


He hasn't had a job since leaving Microsoft right?
 
4 days ago  

Irving Maimway: I think her mission of being the first attractive woman pay attention to her boss has worked out well for her.

Seriously I'm glad she got her kids and a boatload of cash out of it. Someone needed to be screwing Bill the way he's screwed with vaccines and education.


Yep.  He's a monster.
 
4 days ago  
Oof, that's a lot of letterhead to change.
 
4 days ago  

dothemath: Right on!

Ive been waiting that thing out for years.


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Better hurry up, he's got a killer Tinder profile pic!
 
4 days ago  
I read this on another site. I was cynical about their relationship at the beginning (CEO farks an underling) but later it seemed to be strong.

So I reached over and hugged my sleeping wife. She was sweaty and clammy and disgusting and mumbled "what's wrong?" and I answered "just hugging you"  as I pulled back from the swamp next to me and realized that they were probably just old and done with each other.
 
4 days ago  
I think Elon Musk has found his SNL skit idea...
 
4 days ago  

dothemath: Right on!

Ive been waiting that thing out for years.


Bill still won't sleep with you.
 
4 days ago  

Irving Maimway: I think her mission of being the first attractive woman pay attention to her boss has worked out well for her.

Seriously I'm glad she got her kids and a boatload of cash out of it. Someone needed to be screwing Bill the way he's screwed with vaccines and education.


Just curious, where did you get your MBA from?
 
4 days ago  

swankywanky: No snark, this is a bummer. Human nature to wonder why, but they seemed to be a good team.


Sometimes people just drift apart, and they have the money and prestige to not stay together just because people expect them to.
 
4 days ago  
More proof that money doesn't buy happiness.

/but it an buy a lot of hookers and blow, so there's that.
 
4 days ago  

Twilight Farkle: dothemath: Right on!

Ive been waiting that thing out for years.

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Better hurry up, he's got a killer Tinder profile pic!


"Thats it Billy, touch your loafers! YES! Now stroke the pleats.....THATS IT!"

He looks like Jude Law if you sprinkled plutonium in his salad for a year.
 
4 days ago  
Bill Gates mourned the divorce by promptly farking everyone he ever wanted, whenever he wanted.
 
4 days ago  
She found the secret Vaccine Tracking-Microchip factory.
 
4 days ago  
So ... Melinda too has found a Washington school teacher or is Bill planning to become a comic book villain?
 
4 days ago  
Surprised their marriage lasted this long.  I mean, look at it from Melinda's perspective--what woman wants to be married to a guy who's best described by the phrase "microsoft"?  Perhaps she'll be on the lookout for a "maxi-hard" guy soon.
 
4 days ago  

swankywanky: No snark, this is a bummer. Human nature to wonder why, but they seemed to be a good team.


27 years is a long time when you got that kind of money

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4 days ago  
Well if a billionaire nerd can't keep a woman, what chance do the rest of us have?!

/Love is dead, act accordingly
 
4 days ago  
She will keep the house, but will have to buy him out.

/ 2 ex-wives
 
4 days ago  
They were incompatible.
 
4 days ago  
I thought that destroying mankind brought couples closer together.
 
4 days ago  
MacKenzie Scott's ears just perked up.
 
4 days ago  

MattytheMouse: What, did the mind control nanites that he put in her vaccine stop working?


I had my first shot last month.

/Still waiting for them to kick in.
//What a rip-off.
 
4 days ago  
She probably got tired of him following her from room to room turning off lights behind her.

"Turn off the lights when you leave the room, Melinda.  It's just common courtesy, Melinda.  I'm not made of money, MELINDA."
 
4 days ago  
Linus still married, score one for Linux
 
4 days ago  
Who caught who? And with whom?
 
4 days ago  
He's facing mortality. Wants to date and bang while he can. Human nature. He'll have an Ana Nicole Smith on his arm in no time. Good for him.
 
4 days ago  
From Melinda Gates:

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4 days ago  

ChrisDe: MacKenzie Scott's ears just perked up.


She's already remarried.  To a school teacher nonetheless, so probably for love.  Or maybe he's got a huge hog.

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4 days ago  

strathmeyer: Linus still married, score one for Linux


Don't say that word or-
 
4 days ago  
This is the opening Linux has been waiting to open.
 
4 days ago  
He's held a grudge ever since their wedding night.

Bill:  So how was I?

Melinda:  It was micro and it was soft.

/That joke is old enough to rent a car.
 
4 days ago  

Dallymo: She probably got tired of him following her from room to room turning off lights behind her.

"Turn off the lights when you leave the room, Melinda.  It's just common courtesy, Melinda.  I'm not made of money, MELINDA."


"And close the door when you come in, Melinda. I'm not paying to heat the outside, Melinda.  Were you born in a barn, Melinda?"
 
4 days ago  

swankywanky: No snark, this is a bummer. Human nature to wonder why, but they seemed to be a good team.


He used to send her flowers every Friday. I was in my shop one afternoon and I got a phone call from Microsoft. People sent arrangements to their friends out there an apparently, Mr. gates had seen some of them. He wanted a bouquet sent to Melinda at the house every Friday. Lost my shop in the crash of '08.
 
4 days ago  
Throw an "opportunity" in there. Where are you, Clippie, when I need you?
 
4 days ago  
I guess they had a bad Foundation.
 
4 days ago  
Sucks for them, hope their foundation survives.  It has been doing a lot of good in the third world.
 
4 days ago  

Totally Legitimate Businessman: He's facing mortality. Wants to date and bang while he can. Human nature. He'll have an Ana Nicole Smith on his arm in no time. Good for him.


She's dead but her daughter isn't and is the spitting image of her mom.
 
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