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(IFL Science)   People think our last president was pretty weird but consider the former POTUS who had to be fed via ANUS   (iflscience.com) divider line
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4 days ago  
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a nation mourned
 
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And....

NSFW?
 
TWX [TotalFark]
4 days ago  
Yes, but 45* did it by choice.  Our nation's 20th President was subjected to it by a quack doctor that was neither keeping up with scientific developments in his field nor willing yield to those who did.

I wonder if reaction to the Garfield situation had a lot to do with the increased emphasis on the health and medical treatment of the President.
 
4 days ago  
Dinner conversations at the White House must have been interesting.
 
4 days ago  
Tidbit of information number 7000 that I didn't really need to know or wanted to know
 
4 days ago  

TWX: Yes, but 45* did it by choice.  Our nation's 20th President was subjected to it by a quack doctor that was neither keeping up with scientific developments in his field nor willing yield to those who did.


He had to. That's where his head is.
 
4 days ago  
Hey subby - have you looked at the last president's mouth? Your headline is really only about one president.
 
4 days ago  

TWX: Yes, but 45* did it by choice.  Our nation's 20th President was subjected to it by a quack doctor that was neither keeping up with scientific developments in his field nor willing yield to those who did.

I wonder if reaction to the Garfield situation had a lot to do with the increased emphasis on the health and medical treatment of the President.


Isn't it why the secret service exists?
 
4 days ago  
TWX:

Or am I thinking of McKinley?
 
4 days ago  
THIS is why i come to Fark.
 
4 days ago  
Considering many politicians talk out of their anus, feeding via it seems a natural step.
 
4 days ago  
He was about to start shoving food into a sitting President's anus.

- Excerpts from Italian Parliament
 
4 days ago  
one of whom named Dr Doctor Willard Bliss

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4 days ago  
I guess "beef extract" would be better than turkey.
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/Unless "beef extract" is a euphemism of some kind.
 
4 days ago  

Natalie Portmanteau: TWX:

Or am I thinking of McKinley?


The secretary of the treasury directed the secret service with being the president's full time security detail after McKinley was shot.
 
4 days ago  
.....Damn near killed him!

ok...it actually killed him..
 
4 days ago  
And today's headlines talking about anuses trifecta is now complete.
 
4 days ago  

rfenster: .....Damn near killed him!

ok...it actually killed him..


I think the sepsis killed him.
 
4 days ago  

The5thElement: Natalie Portmanteau: TWX:

Or am I thinking of McKinley?

The secretary of the treasury directed the secret service with being the president's full time security detail after McKinley was shot.


Ah, thanks.
 
4 days ago  
Usually McDonald's is extracted out of that orifice at high speeds.
 
4 days ago  

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a nation mourned


Those last few months were a bleak time of existential despair, now known as the Garfield Administration Minus Garfield.
 
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GIS for "Garfield Butt" returns what you think it would
 
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Super Chronic: Billy Liar: [Fark user image 263x180]
a nation mourned

Those last few months were a bleak time of existential despair, now known as the Garfield Administration Minus Garfield.


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4 days ago  
Crazy that medicine has advanced from sticking dirty fingers into a bullet wound to rapidly creating and distributing mRNA vaccines in less than two lifetimes.
 
4 days ago  
Aren't they the same?

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huntercr: And today's headlines talking about anuses trifecta is now complete.


And we haven't even talked yet about the world's largest White Castle opening.
 
4 days ago  
If it wasn't for the fallout regarding injecting disinfectant and bringing ultraviolet light inside the body, I'm absolutely convinced Trump would, at some point, fully endorse beef extract up the ass (and try to grift off it).
 
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Squid_for_Brains: Dinner conversations at the White House must have been interesting.


At that point I don't think Garfield was having conversations with anyone, at the dinner table or otherwise.
 
4 days ago  

dothemath: He was about to start shoving food into a sitting President's anus.

- Excerpts from Italian Parliament


Well, there's your problem right there. Kind of hard to do that while they're sitting.
 
4 days ago  
Is that what's meant by 'hamberders'? It all begins to make sense now.
 
4 days ago  
It sounds like fun, but getting a "hot beef injection" can be a matter of life or death.
 
4 days ago  

grumpfuff: one of whom named Dr Doctor Willard Bliss

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Garfield ultimately died from a bad case of lovin' you.
 
4 days ago  
The US President Who Spent His Final Months Being Fed Beef Extract Via His Anus

Not anus--ANGUS!

Black Angus went bankrupts buying G's to fix their constantly-vandalized signs but we don't have to misspell it.
 
4 days ago  
I like a little beef up-the-butt too, haw haw haw


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Billy Liar: [Fark user image image 263x180]
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Why the fark does Garfield's whiskers come out behind his head, rather than where the cartoonist clearly marked the whiskers ought to be?

This is deeply disturbing to me. :(
 
4 days ago  

Squid_for_Brains: Dinner conversations at the White House must have been interesting.


Kinda interesting story. I heard this a long time ago so I may have the wrong president, but I'm 70% sure it's Garfield.

So it was custom at the time when there was an official dinner at the WH that the President is served first. And, everyone was forced to stop eating when the president finished. As soon as Garfield was served, he'd intentionally scarf his food as fast as possible, so fast in fact that those at the table were still being served, when he finished, and everyone would get their plates taken away. He'd sit there, smug AF and smoke a cigar.
 
4 days ago  

Lackofname: Squid_for_Brains: Dinner conversations at the White House must have been interesting.

Kinda interesting story. I heard this a long time ago so I may have the wrong president, but I'm 70% sure it's Garfield.

So it was custom at the time when there was an official dinner at the WH that the President is served first. And, everyone was forced to stop eating when the president finished. As soon as Garfield was served, he'd intentionally scarf his food as fast as possible, so fast in fact that those at the table were still being served, when he finished, and everyone would get their plates taken away. He'd sit there, smug AF and smoke a cigar.


No wonder Guinean shot him. He was probably a dinner guest
 
4 days ago  
Guiteau dammit
 
4 days ago  
Why do I read stories like this the same week I'm getting a colonoscopy?
 
4 days ago  
It's ok to get high or drunk, and think about putting food in your ass, it's bat shiat to soberly shove food in a man's ass. There are no other mammals that feed with their ass.
 
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