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(ABC 30 Fresno)   "Explosion in 3-alarm Fresno fire nearly injures dozens of firefighters" - In other news, subby nearly won a Nobel prize for nearly proving the existence of aliens   (abc30.com) divider line
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4 days ago  
What nearly happened is definitely not news, it's Fark.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
That was probably the single worst article I've ever read from a major network affiliate. I had to read it 5 times and I'm still confused.

I think video is making writers really, really lazy.
 
4 days ago  
First 9/11 and now this.
 
4 days ago  
A moose once nearly bit my sister while I was nearly taking a arrow to the knee.
 
4 days ago  

Dead on the River: A moose once nearly bit my sister while I was nearly taking a arrow to the knee.


Are you having a stroke?
 
4 days ago  

NikolaiFarkoff: That was probably the single worst article I've ever read from a major network affiliate. I had to read it 5 times and I'm still confused.

I think video is making writers really, really lazy.


and SEO. You'll find a ton of articles out there that say things in a really awkward way or repeat themselves with slightly different sentences halfway through the article, because they are gaming the Search engine.
 
4 days ago  

dothemath: Dead on the River: A moose once nearly bit my sister while I was nearly taking a arrow to the knee.

Are you having a stroke?


Nearly.
 
4 days ago  
Fresno?

FresYES!
 
4 days ago  
*throws away my Nobel Prize for Attempted Chemistry*
 
4 days ago  
Tree falling wrong way nearly injures lumberjack
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
"3-alarm Fresno fire"

Pretty sure that's the name of like every other extra-spicy chipotle chicken wing sauce.
 
4 days ago  
"Armenian Woman.....stay away from me-hee"

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/ "Fresno Indian" = Armenian
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
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Fresno? Nobody goes to Fresno anymore...
 
4 days ago  

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Fun fact: I work in that building on the left (well been wfh since March 2020, but we'll be back... someday). The photo was taken from the Heart Hospital. I used to walk over and get a cup of coffee at their cafeteria sometimes.
 
4 days ago  
I feel like a lot of things in Fresno need to be tempered by the fact that the entire place gets overtaken with the scent of cowschwitz. Every night. If I had to smell that every night, I'd probably be angry too.
 
4 days ago  
I nearly had a threeway with Christina Hendricks and Madeline Albright.

Nearly.
 
4 days ago  

Fart And Smunny: I feel like a lot of things in Fresno need to be tempered by the fact that the entire place gets overtaken with the scent of cowschwitz. Every night. If I had to smell that every night, I'd probably be angry too.


That and the meth, and Madera, but I repeat myself...
/this was probably meth
 
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4 days ago  

huntercr: NikolaiFarkoff: That was probably the single worst article I've ever read from a major network affiliate. I had to read it 5 times and I'm still confused.

I think video is making writers really, really lazy.

and SEO. You'll find a ton of articles out there that say things in a really awkward way or repeat themselves with slightly different sentences halfway through the article, because they are gaming the Search engine.


Not even SEO. I write SEO for a living, and I could put an article together better than that.

This sounds like it was written by a bot from outer space.
 
4 days ago  

ZMugg: *throws away my Nobel Prize for Attempted Chemistry*


Nice.  I've only got a PhD in Attempted Chemistry.

/came to make this joke, got beaten to it twice, still gonna make it, dammit
 
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