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(KIRO-7 Seattle)   A hundred vials of Covid vaccines stolen in Purdy burglaries, which police describe as an ugly crime   (kiro7.com) divider line
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4 days ago  
The burglary, she says, might signal the end of her business here.

"Not only did I spend about $10,000 building up the space," she said, "and then you're looking at having to restock all inventory, all tools."



Do these businesses not have insurance?
 
4 days ago  
"Boy, you got a Purdy Moderna."
 
4 days ago  

Diogenes: "Boy, you got a Purdy Moderna."


FTA:

Among the items stolen were 100 vials of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine.

"Boy, you got a Purdy Johnson."
 
4 days ago  
Sources are advising the general public not to take any via their Purdy mouths...
 
4 days ago  

blatz514: The burglary, she says, might signal the end of her business here.

"Not only did I spend about $10,000 building up the space," she said, "and then you're looking at having to restock all inventory, all tools."


Do these businesses not have insurance?


Insurance is Socialism.
 
4 days ago  
Why does a dentistry office have Botox?
 
4 days ago  
Jokes on you, thief. No one wants vaccine.
 
4 days ago  

wxboy: blatz514: The burglary, she says, might signal the end of her business here.

"Not only did I spend about $10,000 building up the space," she said, "and then you're looking at having to restock all inventory, all tools."


Do these businesses not have insurance?

Insurance is Socialism.


According to my neighbour Ned, insurance is a form of gambling.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  

grokca: Why does a dentistry office have Botox?


Because when you have bruxism or need Botox for migraines, they're likely the best place to get it. Plus the cosmetic side gig is lucrative.
 
4 days ago  

mrparks: Jokes on you, thief. No one wants vaccine.


They stole it specifically to destroy it.
 
4 days ago  

Fabric_Man: mrparks: Jokes on you, thief. No one wants vaccine.

They stole it specifically to destroy it.


I don't see any proof of that. If we can just make sh*t up, they're going to sell the prick for 20 bucks a jab.

Also I'm very angry with you for tricking me into reading an article.

💢!
 
4 days ago  

Fabric_Man: mrparks: Jokes on you, thief. No one wants vaccine.

They stole it specifically to destroy it.


To get a better signal in their basement.
 
4 days ago  

Fabric_Man: mrparks: Jokes on you, thief. No one wants vaccine.

They stole it specifically to destroy it.

"Tens of thousands of dollars worth of equipment was stolen from a hair salon and a dentist's office"


maybe they thought they were back in the middle ages (complete with plague), and were attempting to become the local barber/dentist/doctor/surgeon
 
4 days ago  

blatz514: The burglary, she says, might signal the end of her business here.

"Not only did I spend about $10,000 building up the space," she said, "and then you're looking at having to restock all inventory, all tools."


Do these businesses not have insurance?


If spending 10k is a stretch they probably couldn't afford the insurance premiums
 
4 days ago  
After about 12 hours out of a freezer, they would become a hundred vials of saline solution.
 
4 days ago  
I read about this in their local newspaper, The Purdy Mouth.
 
4 days ago  
What a vial act.
 
4 days ago  
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4 days ago  
Even the criminals and illegals want to get vaccinated.
 
4 days ago  

grokca: Why does a dentistry office have Botox?


LMGTFY
 
4 days ago  
Purdy? Are they gonna use it to make meth?
 
4 days ago  

zerkalo: Purdy? Are they gonna use it to make meth?


Meth users now moving at G5 speeds thanks to that addition.
 
4 days ago  
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Wanted for questioning
 
4 days ago  

blatz514: The burglary, she says, might signal the end of her business here.

"Not only did I spend about $10,000 building up the space," she said, "and then you're looking at having to restock all inventory, all tools."


Do these businesses not have insurance?


Oh, you want to file a claim?  Ok, your rates will go up for the next five years and don't forget the $2,500 deductible that saved you $50/month.
 
4 days ago  

jtown: blatz514: The burglary, she says, might signal the end of her business here.

"Not only did I spend about $10,000 building up the space," she said, "and then you're looking at having to restock all inventory, all tools."


Do these businesses not have insurance?

Oh, you want to file a claim?  Ok, your rates will go up for the next five years and don't forget the $2,500 deductible that saved you $50/month.


Not to mention that business insurance won't cover all of your losses.
 
4 days ago  
Purdey says "Hi"

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3 days ago  

toraque: Diogenes: "Boy, you got a Purdy Moderna."

FTA:

Among the items stolen were 100 vials of the Johnson & Johnson vaccine.

"Boy, you got a Purdy Johnson."


I went with Moderna for the "M" - for "mouth."
 
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