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(WMC 5 Memphis)   Man seeking to leave human remains in nature finds out someone beat him to it   ( divider line
    More: Strange, The Times and Democrat, human remains, dirt road, Orangeburg County, South Carolina, forensic anthropologist, Rupert Murdoch, Democrat of Orangeburg, lunch break  
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2021-05-03 10:25:39 AM  
Detective: Why is this skull soaking wet? And smells like piss?

/getting too old for this shiat, etc.
2021-05-03 12:43:18 PM  
Bones probably would have named this ep The Dude in the Doody
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2021-05-03 12:55:39 PM  
I wonder if the crime scene photographer had to put a little marker label with evidence item number, brief description, color calibration chart, and ruler for-scale at the guy's excrement, and had to document the distance from the excrement to the body.
2021-05-03 1:45:02 PM  
Well, ain't that some shiat?
2021-05-03 1:45:33 PM  
Going to the bathroom in the wilds is our last great freedom.
2021-05-03 1:47:19 PM  
Authorities say a forensic anthropologist is studying human remains found in woods off a dirt road by a man who was taking a bathroom break in the woods a few weeks ago.

"It's still a bit meaty? I'll let the possums take care of that first."
2021-05-03 1:47:38 PM  
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2021-05-03 1:50:43 PM  
Finding a dead body would scare the crap out of me.  My dad found a guy floating in the American River and had nightmares afterward.
2021-05-03 1:52:44 PM  
Bathroom? How precious.
2021-05-03 2:01:02 PM  
Cue CCR: "There's a bathroom in the woods".
2021-05-03 2:52:00 PM  
So this story got leaked???
2021-05-03 3:01:50 PM  

freetomato: Finding a dead body would scare the crap out of me.

Someone should ask this guy if this actually happens.
2021-05-03 3:14:15 PM  
I was imagining a worst case scenario from the headline. Like someone gonna off themselves and finding a body first, or imagining a serial killer getting ready to dispose a body and then, "Wait, that aint mine. Do I leave mine here and hope this joker is sloppy enough to get caught and then blamed for this body?"
2021-05-03 4:46:56 PM  
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//Wheaton's finest role ( other than Martin Brisby in Secret of NIMH )
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