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2021-04-23 12:18:47 PM  
My god, I can't believe how full my wallet is after this pandemic!
 
2021-04-23 12:25:32 PM  

PaulRB: My god, I can't believe how full my wallet is after this pandemic!


This is just a straight out brag.

The humble brag would be, "I can't believe how much my right butt cheek hurts because it is so filled with money because of the pandemic (yes, I carry around my wallet even when I'm in my mansion all day.)"
 
2021-04-23 12:40:30 PM  
What's it like to work the desk at the Sex Hotel?
 
2021-04-23 12:55:21 PM  
Who are these MFers that take month long vacations?  I can barely manage 2 weeks in one go.
 
2021-04-23 12:56:06 PM  
Ever since the pandemic hit, attractive singles in my area have been lining up to chat with me.
 
2021-04-23 1:00:56 PM  
Colombo (CNN) - About two hours after Sri Lanka announced they would reopen their borders to travelers in January 2021, I bought tickets to go there.

I want to go to Colombo so I can walk into shops and in my best Peter Falk voice say "Excuse me, maam."  I bet they love that joke over there.
 
2021-04-23 1:02:08 PM  

mike_d85: Who are these MFers that take month long vacations?  I can barely manage 2 weeks in one go.


This person writes for a travel magazine.  That's probably why.
 
2021-04-23 1:10:44 PM  
I had to get three Moderna shots: Two for me, and an extra for my giant pecker.
 
2021-04-23 1:30:34 PM  

Nick Nostril: I had to get three Moderna shots: Two for me, and an extra for my giant pecker.


Impressive.
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2021-04-23 2:12:41 PM  
Normally I'm a hyperplanner, but nearly two years of not going more than 30 kilometers from my apartment had gone to my head.

It hasn't even been a year and a half for Wuhan, much less Hong Kong.  Not "nearly two years".
 
2021-04-23 2:28:36 PM  

wxboy: Normally I'm a hyperplanner, but nearly two years of not going more than 30 kilometers from my apartment had gone to my head.

It hasn't even been a year and a half for Wuhan, much less Hong Kong.  Not "nearly two years".


Yeah. I got to that part and wondered if he had a broken back or something that had him bedridden for a year prior to Covid.

Then I stopped r'ingtfa.
 
2021-04-23 2:35:18 PM  

Nick Nostril: I had to get three Moderna shots: Two for me, and an extra for my giant pecker.


You already sound less annoying than the writer of TFA.
 
2021-04-23 4:08:55 PM  
This is about as interesting as your neighbor who invites you over for dinner and then insists you stay for a 2-hour slide show of their trip to see Aunt Debby in Sheboygan.
 
2021-04-23 4:20:20 PM  
Ceylon, sailor!
 
2021-04-23 4:35:32 PM  
How sh*t is your life that two weeks in Sri Lanka sounds good?
 
2021-04-23 10:36:58 PM  
I haven't travelled since the early days of the pandemic, but I was stranded in Kazakhstan for a couple of weeks early last year when they suddenly shut down the airports. I don't know if that sounds like bragging, but since most everything there was closed it wasn't as much fun as it sounds.
 
2021-04-23 11:08:09 PM  
All these workaholics that aren't used to spending time in their own house are suddenly demanding to pay me to help them make their house better. So annoying.
 
2021-04-24 9:16:46 AM  

gunsmack: How sh*t is your life that two weeks in Sri Lanka sounds good?


I take it that you've never been to a 5-star resort in a 2-star country.
Especially one with nice beaches.
 
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