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(Fox 13 Memphis)   Virginia kindergarten teacher arrested at school after cocaine found in desk. With mugshot of what a coked up kindergarten teacher might look like   (fox13memphis.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Education, School, safety of our students, Primary school, Primary education, Police, Teacher, Parent Kelli Gagnon  
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2021-04-23 12:34:14 PM  
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2021-04-23 12:41:01 PM  
Students were at recess when Cybil Billie, 46, was arrested Wednesday at Lakeview Elementary School


Plead it was another of your personalities.

And my wife teaches a K/1st hybrid class and totally understands.
 
2021-04-23 1:09:53 PM  
If you've ever wondered how to get rid of the co-worker you don't like, dropping a bag of coke in their pocket has crossed your mind. It's easier than planting child pron on their laptop.
 
2021-04-23 1:24:05 PM  
1 kilo + 1 kilo = $8,000.
 
2021-04-23 1:24:10 PM  
Well, at least she didn't rape any of the kids. So, that's progress I suppose.
 
2021-04-23 1:25:02 PM  
Kind of Want

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2021-04-23 1:26:31 PM  
She was probably snorting to get rid of the smell of nearby Hopewell.
 
2021-04-23 1:26:36 PM  
she was a good teacher who had made a positive impact on their children

Someone apparently made an impact on her face.
 
2021-04-23 1:26:52 PM  

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Clean her up, throw her in some hot pants and fill her full of coke. shiat, I bet shes a blast.
 
2021-04-23 1:27:38 PM  
Badmoodman:

And my wife teaches a K/1st hybrid class and totally understands.

i don't.  drugs helping sure but coke mixed with a class of little snot rats?  no thanks.

\Frantic coke voice on
"OK kids sit down. or don't.  i don't know. do what you want. no wait that won't work.  sit down and lets read.  Are you done yet?  everyone look out the window and check for cops. anyone see a cop? no? ok kids sit down, or don't....."


an edible or flask of bourbon seems like the move.
 
2021-04-23 1:27:42 PM  
She's white, probably cleans up quite well for her court appearance, and it's a first offense. She'll be fine.

Might even get her job back.
 
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2021-04-23 1:28:47 PM  
Seems like cocaine would be the last thing I'd want while taking care of little kids all day
 
2021-04-23 1:29:44 PM  
This is what I see in TFA, but it's strangely appropriate...

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2021-04-23 1:32:07 PM  
You try keeping up those rug-rats...
 
2021-04-23 1:32:08 PM  

zez: Seems like cocaine would be the last thing I'd want while taking care of little kids all day


My thought exactly. Maybe smoke some pot and play kiddie songs and clap your hands, but coke? I imagine the kids turned the teacher in because she wouldn't shut up.
 
2021-04-23 1:33:02 PM  
She looks like she broke up an alley cat fight using her face.
 
2021-04-23 1:33:51 PM  
♫ Teacher's high, teacher's high, teacher's high
Cocaine ♫
 
2021-04-23 1:34:01 PM  

tom baker's scarf: Badmoodman:

And my wife teaches a K/1st hybrid class and totally understands.

i don't.  drugs helping sure but coke mixed with a class of little snot rats?  no thanks.

\Frantic coke voice on
"OK kids sit down. or don't.  i don't know. do what you want. no wait that won't work.  sit down and lets read.  Are you done yet?  everyone look out the window and check for cops. anyone see a cop? no? ok kids sit down, or don't....."


an edible or flask of bourbon seems like the move.


Booze is more of a school bus driver sort of aid.
 
2021-04-23 1:34:36 PM  
You deal with kindergartners day in day and out for years, then judge.
 
2021-04-23 1:36:36 PM  
Huh. That mugshot reads "Faces of Meth" to me, not cocaine.
 
2021-04-23 1:37:09 PM  
I don't know why they couldn't just suspend her and get her enrolled into an addiction program... but hey, whatever.

I'd rather have a kindergarten teacher that stays awake and happy with my kid all day than a tired old hag that treats them bad.
 
2021-04-23 1:37:30 PM  
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I hate children! I hate children!
 
2021-04-23 1:38:34 PM  
Seems like a perfectly reasonable way to handle the fact that you're dealing with a room full of vicious little brats all day long.  I've never taught school, but I do remember kindergarten very well.
 
2021-04-23 1:38:52 PM  

tuxq: I don't know why they couldn't just suspend her and get her enrolled into an addiction program... but hey, whatever.

I'd rather have a kindergarten teacher that stays awake and happy with my kid all day than a tired old hag that treats them bad.


You had Mrs. McNeil too?
 
2021-04-23 1:39:01 PM  

Badmoodman: Students were at recess when Cybil Billie, 46, was arrested Wednesday at Lakeview Elementary School


Plead it was another of your personalities.

And my wife teaches a K/1st hybrid class and totally understands.


I'm not sure why you would want to do cocaine with a bunch of 5 year olds running around screaming...
 
2021-04-23 1:39:08 PM  
That face was written on by much more than cocaine.
 
2021-04-23 1:40:51 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Huh. That mugshot reads "Faces of Meth" to me, not cocaine.


She's 46.

When a meth user looks like that they're 23.
 
2021-04-23 1:42:08 PM  

PreMortem: If you've ever wondered how to get rid of the co-worker you don't like, dropping a bag of coke in their pocket has crossed your mind. It's easier than planting child pron on their laptop.


My 6th grade science teacher made a comment once that all you had to do was put a bag of oregano or powdered sugar in someone's desk and call the cops if you had a teacher you didn't want to deal with

He also liked terrorizing the principal who was afraid of snakes by wearing one when he had to go down to her office

(Mr. Vance, Francis Scott Key Elementary, PG County, Maryland, 1987?)
 
2021-04-23 1:43:59 PM  

PreMortem: If you've ever wondered how to get rid of the co-worker you don't like, dropping a bag of coke in their pocket has crossed your mind. It's easier than planting child pron on their laptop.


Randolph and Mortimer alt account spotted
 
2021-04-23 1:46:47 PM  
Well, how the fark else do you expect us to teach online AND in person kids at the same time while doing your 15 professional development nearpods that are all due TODAY and contacting the 65 parents of the kids who aren't DOING anything in the online classes?!?!?

/I do not support the use of drugs on campus
 
2021-04-23 1:47:32 PM  

PreMortem: If you've ever wondered how to get rid of the co-worker you don't like, dropping a bag of coke in their pocket has crossed your mind. It's easier than planting child pron on their laptop.


Well that does explain your various promotions over the years
 
2021-04-23 1:48:05 PM  
A draftsman where I worked had some snoopy ass engineer find a BC Powder in his desk, and the engineer called the cops on him. Turned out is was BC Powder, just like the employee claimed, which leads to several questions:

1. Why take BC Powder anyway; it's just crushed up aspirin mixed with a little caffeine. never have understood.
2. If you are using BC Powder, why have it out of it's original box if you are going to just have it there in that wax paper wrapper dose that it comes in (I guess it still does - I dunno.) It would tend to make some cranky old fart assume the worst.
3. Why would one assume that a desk drawer at work is somehow sacrosanct?
 
2021-04-23 1:48:47 PM  

tuxq: I don't know why they couldn't just suspend her and get her enrolled into an addiction program... but hey, whatever.

I'd rather have a kindergarten teacher that stays awake and happy with my kid all day than a tired old hag that treats them bad.


I take it you've never done coke or been around people who have...
 
2021-04-23 1:50:04 PM  

dryknife: A draftsman where I worked had some snoopy ass engineer find a BC Powder in his desk, and the engineer called the cops on him. Turned out is was BC Powder, just like the employee claimed, which leads to several questions:

1. Why take BC Powder anyway; it's just crushed up aspirin mixed with a little caffeine. never have understood.
2. If you are using BC Powder, why have it out of it's original box if you are going to just have it there in that wax paper wrapper dose that it comes in (I guess it still does - I dunno.) It would tend to make some cranky old fart assume the worst.
3. Why would one assume that a desk drawer at work is somehow sacrosanct?


Birth Control powder?
 
2021-04-23 1:51:11 PM  

tudorgurl: Well, how the fark else do you expect us to teach online AND in person kids at the same time while doing your 15 professional development nearpods that are all due TODAY and contacting the 65 parents of the kids who aren't DOING anything in the online classes?!?!?

/I do not support the use of drugs on campus


THIS.

She needs help, not a criminal record. From TFA, she was a good teacher. Seems like she just got overwhelmed. Good luck replacing someone with that kind of experience.
 
2021-04-23 1:51:14 PM  

MetaDeth: dryknife: A draftsman where I worked had some snoopy ass engineer find a BC Powder in his desk, and the engineer called the cops on him. Turned out is was BC Powder, just like the employee claimed, which leads to several questions:

1. Why take BC Powder anyway; it's just crushed up aspirin mixed with a little caffeine. never have understood.
2. If you are using BC Powder, why have it out of it's original box if you are going to just have it there in that wax paper wrapper dose that it comes in (I guess it still does - I dunno.) It would tend to make some cranky old fart assume the worst.
3. Why would one assume that a desk drawer at work is somehow sacrosanct?

Birth Control powder?


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2021-04-23 1:51:37 PM  
Parent Kelli Gagnon talked to her daughter about the incident.
"I did just let her know that sometimes adults make mistakes and just like children, there are consequences. Sometimes adult mistakes are a little bigger. We can't just go stand in time out, but she will be taken care of no matter what. She will get the help that she needs," Gagnon told WRIC. "She was a great teacher. My daughter enjoyed having her so much."


That's both cute and sad. Would be less sad if I thought "she will be taken care of no matter what, she will get the help that she needs" were an accurate description of what was going to happen.
 
2021-04-23 1:52:12 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Huh. That mugshot reads "Faces of Meth" to me, not cocaine.


Yeah, looks like she's been picking at her skin.
 
2021-04-23 1:52:20 PM  

Oneiros: PreMortem: If you've ever wondered how to get rid of the co-worker you don't like, dropping a bag of coke in their pocket has crossed your mind. It's easier than planting child pron on their laptop.

My 6th grade science teacher made a comment once that all you had to do was put a bag of oregano or powdered sugar in someone's desk and call the cops if you had a teacher you didn't want to deal with

He also liked terrorizing the principal who was afraid of snakes by wearing one when he had to go down to her office

(Mr. Vance, Francis Scott Key Elementary, PG County, Maryland, 1987?)

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2021-04-23 1:52:38 PM  
 
2021-04-23 1:53:13 PM  

dryknife: A draftsman where I worked had some snoopy ass engineer find a BC Powder in his desk, and the engineer called the cops on him. Turned out is was BC Powder, just like the employee claimed, which leads to several questions:

1. Why take BC Powder anyway; it's just crushed up aspirin mixed with a little caffeine. never have understood.
2. If you are using BC Powder, why have it out of it's original box if you are going to just have it there in that wax paper wrapper dose that it comes in (I guess it still does - I dunno.) It would tend to make some cranky old fart assume the worst.
3. Why would one assume that a desk drawer at work is somehow sacrosanct?


Some folks just don't like to take pills.  You can dissolve a BC in a glass of water (or most liquids) and drink it.
 
2021-04-23 1:54:17 PM  
Weird that my work has an "Employee Assistance Plan" to help with alcohol or drug dependency (it's seen as a disease, so they can't fire you right away for it) but public schools have different rules?  Help her get her issues under control and bring her back.  Save the time and cost of training a new teacher.
 
2021-04-23 1:55:19 PM  

FLMountainMan: tuxq: I don't know why they couldn't just suspend her and get her enrolled into an addiction program... but hey, whatever.

I'd rather have a kindergarten teacher that stays awake and happy with my kid all day than a tired old hag that treats them bad.

I take it you've never done coke or been around people who have...


In an effort not to incriminate myself, I'm not going to confirm or deny. What I will say is there are people who use coke daily as a replacement for caffeine and binge eating... and you'd never know it.

The slim 30 and 40 somethings at work that don't own a single piece of athletic gear or go to a gym... yeah, that's probably not from eating salad as every meal.
 
2021-04-23 1:59:09 PM  

tuxq: What I will say is there are people who use coke daily as a replacement for caffeine and binge eating...


That is not true. You need more coke to get the same effect, it is not a constant. You do more coke, the more crazy you go. I know, my father financed the trafficking of cocaine through all of the 1970s and 1980s, and died quite nuts at 48, never mind all the people (including The Doors when I was 2, dad's cousin Vince Treanor was their road/sound manager, my middle name is from him) that came over for parties every weekend since I was 3.
 
2021-04-23 1:59:10 PM  
Students were at recess when Cybil Billie, 46, was arrested Wednesday at Lakeview Elementary School after an administrator called a Colonial Heights School Resource Officer about possible drugs

I have a huge problem with this set-up.
 
2021-04-23 1:59:12 PM  

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Thems meth scabs she's got on her face. Are they sure it was coke?
 
2021-04-23 2:01:53 PM  
Those little monsters are still biologically jacked up on stem cells.

Lady was just trying to level the playing field.

We let cops off for leaveraging their authority to rape unsuspecting innocent citizens.

If she was high but with hugs, smiles, and finger paints?; I'd let it slide.
 
2021-04-23 2:03:00 PM  

johnphantom: tuxq: What I will say is there are people who use coke daily as a replacement for caffeine and binge eating...

That is not true. You need more coke to get the same effect, it is not a constant. You do more coke, the more crazy you go. I know, my father financed the trafficking of cocaine through all of the 1970s and 1980s, and died quite nuts at 48, never mind all the people (including The Doors when I was 2, dad's cousin Vince Treanor was their road/sound manager, my middle name is from him) that came over for parties every weekend since I was 3.


That's super shiatty, sorry about your pops. But I know someone who uses daily and they haven't lost it just yet... a bit paranoid, but not out there.
 
2021-04-23 2:07:19 PM  
One thing for sure. Whether she's guilty or not her life is destroyed now. This should bother anyone with any sense of justice. Drugs are easy to plant, and some people have skin conditions not related to drugs. How do more people not understand that the media could be destroying an innocent life? Wait until someones actually been convicted before doxing?
 
2021-04-23 2:10:29 PM  
That's pathetic.... You need stronger drugs if you're in Colonial Heights
 
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