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(Politicus USA)   " I'll take Liz Cheney in a bar fight every day and you can have the Matt Gaetzs and all those individuals"   (politicususa.com) divider line
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2021-04-23 9:57:00 AM  
Can Matt Gaetz go to bars? What with his date not being allowed to enter because she isn't of drinking age yet.
 
2021-04-23 10:02:36 AM  

kbronsito: Can Matt Gaetz go to bars? What with his date not being allowed to enter because she isn't of drinking age yet.


He can, but he gets thrown out and gaspedaled for the effort.
 
2021-04-23 10:05:54 AM  

hobnail: kbronsito: Can Matt Gaetz go to bars? What with his date not being allowed to enter because she isn't of drinking age yet.

He can, but he gets thrown out and gaspedaled for the effort.


And a DUI on the way home to Nestor.
 
2021-04-23 10:06:09 AM  
Every day? Jeez, violence much?
 
2021-04-23 10:08:21 AM  
I loathe Liz Cheney, but she is to be feared as a political opponent. She's not going to be pushed out and will very likely be a Presidential/VP candidate at some point.
 
2021-04-23 10:14:10 AM  
Matt Gaetz is a bar fight tank. He takes those stomps to his dick like a pro so the rest can get away before they suffer the same fate
 
2021-04-23 10:24:30 AM  
I'd Take Liz Cheney Over Matt Gaetz in a Bar Fight Any Day

Maybe. As government officials, however, if these are my choices, I'd prefer am empty seat.
 
2021-04-23 10:33:27 AM  
What is it with Republicans and all the fighting talk?  Then every time I punch them in the face, they're filing charges and restraining orders, and saying things like "you can't just go around punching people in the face".

It's a double standard.
 
2021-04-23 10:37:03 AM  
Yeah, all that unfulfilled entitlement from not getting to be the princess of Iraq gives her the resentful anger that she needs to wipe the floor with other clowns.
 
2021-04-23 10:37:36 AM  
How screwed up is the GOP when a Cheney becomes the moral standard?
 
2021-04-23 10:38:17 AM  
Guy seems fixated on bar fights.
 
2021-04-23 10:39:19 AM  
I think the people like Matt Gaetz, they're going to look for the nearest spring breakers and go hide behind them.

Well, it is april vacation for many elementary schools, he's not hiding he's trying to get their roblox logins so he can groom them for sex.
 
2021-04-23 10:39:34 AM  
The Trumpian GOP fears Liz Cheney because she has the cajones that they all lack.
 
2021-04-23 10:40:31 AM  

Cache: How screwed up is the GOP when a Cheney becomes the moral standard?


You ain't wrong.  One of my favorite Fark headlines of all time is "Cheney gets a heart plant".
 
2021-04-23 10:42:15 AM  
Liz Chaney knows the bouncer, and he'll shoot you in your face.  So yeah.  I'd take her in a bar fight too.
 
2021-04-23 10:42:57 AM  
She is currently facing one 2022 primary opponent and Donald Trump has promised more.

Well, if trump wants to water down the primary opposition vote, let him.
 
2021-04-23 10:44:22 AM  
Could we go with a double stage kill maybe?
 
2021-04-23 10:44:37 AM  
I don't think gas pedaling Liz would have the same effect as it would on Pedo Gaetz.
 
2021-04-23 10:46:25 AM  
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2021-04-23 10:47:02 AM  
Yeah, I'm with Liz Cheney, too.


DEAR GOD?!  What have you Republicans wrought?!  I'm siding with Liz Cheney?!  LIZ CHENEY?!?
 
2021-04-23 10:48:27 AM  

NewportBarGuy: I loathe Liz Cheney, but she is to be feared as a political opponent. She's not going to be pushed out and will very likely be a Presidential/VP candidate at some point.


Unfortunately, way things are looking, she'll be the Democratic nominee.

I can already see certain Farkers saying, "Look, she wasn't my first choice either but..."
 
2021-04-23 10:48:40 AM  

NewportBarGuy: I loathe Liz Cheney, but she is to be feared as a political opponent. She's not going to be pushed out and will very likely be a Presidential/VP candidate at some point.


You're kidding, right?  The GQP hates her at this point- she might be able to stay in Wyoming based on name recognition but she has as much chance as Pence for a national post at this point.

It will be years before a non-Trump candidate can lead the party.
 
2021-04-23 10:54:20 AM  
Hogan Cheney 2024 (if we don't die in a flood soon)
Gaspedal the competition.
 
2021-04-23 10:55:58 AM  

Mad_Radhu: [Fark user image image 425x566]


That thought hadn't occurred to me, but now I'm pretty sure there's a connection.
 
2021-04-23 10:58:17 AM  
She's a pro-torture pervert.

There's nobody with honor on the Right, there are only lesser or greater coonts.
 
2021-04-23 10:59:42 AM  
Gaetz is slime, but I'm not going to root for Liz "I'll throw my gay sister under the bus for votes" Cheney just because she opposes him.
 
2021-04-23 11:00:20 AM  
"... I think the people like Matt Gaetz, they're going to look for the nearest spring breakers and go hide behind them."

...
and there he is!

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2021-04-23 11:00:22 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Hogan Cheney 2024 (if we don't die in a flood soon)
Gaspedal the competition.


They'll lose in the primary to Donald Trump Jr/cloned Hitler.

/You didn't think Trump was all buddy buddy with Bolsonaro because he liked him, did you?
//Only the highest grade cloned Hitlers Kriegers come from Brazil
 
2021-04-23 11:02:11 AM  
Both can FOAD.
 
2021-04-23 11:02:54 AM  

Weird Hal: She's a pro-torture pervert.

There's nobody with honor on the Right, there are only lesser or greater coonts.


Fewer
 
2021-04-23 11:06:47 AM  
But who gets Maddie? Because, watch out:

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2021-04-23 11:10:49 AM  
Always with the violence with these mad coonts. Logic and reason are simply foreign concepts to them now.
 
2021-04-23 11:11:21 AM  

Cache: How screwed up is the GOP when a Cheney becomes the moral standard?


Liz is part of the old Guard GOP, mostly evil, but not 100% with Bush and her father as the head.  She can kind of recognize reality, with the voting to impeach Trump. Gaetz is part of the new GQP brand that is indeed 100% evil, with Trump and McConnell as the head.    They all suck and have done irreparable long term damage to our country.

/LetThemFight.jpg and may neither of them survive.
 
2021-04-23 11:13:35 AM  
I thought Republicans embraced that southern hospitality of not hitting a woman in public, and demanding they stay in the kitchen?!
 
2021-04-23 11:46:04 AM  

EyeballKid: NewportBarGuy: I loathe Liz Cheney, but she is to be feared as a political opponent. She's not going to be pushed out and will very likely be a Presidential/VP candidate at some point.

Unfortunately, way things are looking, she'll be the Democratic nominee.

I can already see certain Farkers saying, "Look, she wasn't my first choice either but..."


No, what we do here is register as Republican or independent to try to keep out the wackos during the primaries. Foster Fries was the last one we stopped.
 
2021-04-23 1:55:41 PM  

kbronsito: Can Matt Gaetz go to bars? What with his date not being allowed to enter because she isn't of drinking age yet.


Obviously he can take her to a bar before like 9pm, bars do serve food.
 
2021-04-23 4:31:26 PM  

hobnail: kbronsito: Can Matt Gaetz go to bars? What with his date not being allowed to enter because she isn't of drinking age yet.

He can, but he gets thrown out and gaspedaled for the effort.


How did nobody tag me for this thread?!
 
2021-04-23 6:08:23 PM  
What a weird way to think about anything.
 
2021-04-23 6:56:10 PM  

eclecticman666: Weird Hal: She's a pro-torture pervert.

There's nobody with honor on the Right, there are only lesser or greater coonts.

Fewer


I told you not to call me that in public.
 
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