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(Daily Mail)   Amal Clooney watched ER for the first time, with predictable results   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2021-04-23 8:16:41 AM  
Traumatic rectal ham lancing?
 
2021-04-23 9:59:56 AM  
If she cant differentiate fantasy on a TV show from reality, thats her problem.
 
2021-04-23 10:00:28 AM  
An unfairly attractive man has many on-camera dalliances with female costars.
Just wait until she finds out about his many real-life conquests.
 
2021-04-23 10:04:21 AM  
Wait till she sees Return of the Killer Tomatoes. She'll divorce him.
 
2021-04-23 10:09:52 AM  
I no longer believe that there is anyone called "George Clooney", or that he has a wife.
 
2021-04-23 10:14:07 AM  
I remember the rush to get the Caesar haircut. "Give me the George Clooney!" we'd all say. Hoping it might rub off on one of us. It didn't.
 
2021-04-23 10:16:11 AM  
Which ER? The one where he wore a leather jacket all the time.

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2021-04-23 10:30:10 AM  
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The Casting was top notch
 
2021-04-23 10:33:33 AM  
Does she know about Aunt Jackie?
 
2021-04-23 10:34:55 AM  

SpaceMonkey-66: If she cant differentiate fantasy on a TV show from reality, thats her problem.


Well, she did read the article so I think she's ok.
 
2021-04-23 10:38:03 AM  
I kind of feel sorry for all the other actors who were on that show.  With the exception of Julianna Margulies, they pretty much all turned into big nobodies, while George Clooney turned into this massive A lister.

Especially Anthony Edwards, who people seem to forget was SUPPOSED to be the main character, his name first in the credits and everything.
 
2021-04-23 10:44:52 AM  
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2021-04-23 10:52:16 AM  
She has started ducking and tilting her head before talks to him?
 
2021-04-23 11:04:46 AM  

SpaceMonkey-66: If she cant differentiate fantasy on a TV show from reality, thats her problem.


This.

My friend's daughter had a pretty good grasp of fantasy v. reality when she was four or five.

/ mind you, it did kinda weird us both out when we were playing a zombie video game and heard from behind us "Shoot him in the face, daddy! "
 
2021-04-23 11:18:16 AM  
I remember walking to my dorm in college and noticing a large group of hot nursing majors watching ER in the dorm lobby.  I was famously bad with the ladies back then but I did have this stroke of genius:  I went back to my room where I had a microwave and a stash of popcorn.  Two minutes later, I planted myself in the middle of the couch with my popcorn and was all, "ooh I LOVE this show!  Popcorn?"

Ended up dating one of them.
 
2021-04-23 11:39:53 AM  
This sounds like typical Clooney banter re-cast by the Daily Mail into evidence of marital strife. The Daily Mail's perfect record remains intact.
 
2021-04-23 11:40:39 AM  

STRYPERSWINE: I remember walking to my dorm in college and noticing a large group of hot nursing majors watching ER in the dorm lobby.  I was famously bad with the ladies back then but I did have this stroke of genius:  I went back to my room where I had a microwave and a stash of popcorn.  Two minutes later, I planted myself in the middle of the couch with my popcorn and was all, "ooh I LOVE this show!  Popcorn?"

Ended up dating one of them.


The popcorn or the microwave?

/ba dum tish
 
2021-04-23 11:54:55 AM  

jso2897: I no longer believe that there is anyone called "George Clooney", or that he has a wife.


Incontinentia Buttocks?
 
2021-04-23 11:57:55 AM  

EdgeRunner: STRYPERSWINE: I remember walking to my dorm in college and noticing a large group of hot nursing majors watching ER in the dorm lobby.  I was famously bad with the ladies back then but I did have this stroke of genius:  I went back to my room where I had a microwave and a stash of popcorn.  Two minutes later, I planted myself in the middle of the couch with my popcorn and was all, "ooh I LOVE this show!  Popcorn?"

Ended up dating one of them.

The popcorn or the microwave?

/ba dum tish


Dating popcorn sounds like a good idea, but it gets stale fast.
 
2021-04-23 12:01:50 PM  

karl2025: Dating popcorn sounds like a good idea, but it gets stale fast.


You sound a little salty. Been burned before, huh?
 
2021-04-23 12:02:17 PM  
Actually read  TFA, somewhere its says "Clooney jokingly said...."

/Have liked Clooney and most of the other cast from ER.
//Alex Kingston for the win though.
 
2021-04-23 12:03:24 PM  
butt stuff?
 
2021-04-23 12:04:22 PM  
You know, George's boy has a twin. Named Juan.
So, if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.
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I'll let myself out.
 
2021-04-23 12:06:59 PM  

mudesi: I kind of feel sorry for all the other actors who were on that show.  With the exception of Julianna Margulies, they pretty much all turned into big nobodies, while George Clooney turned into this massive A lister.

Especially Anthony Edwards, who people seem to forget was SUPPOSED to be the main character, his name first in the credits and everything.


Ming-Na has had a hell of a career
 
2021-04-23 12:15:53 PM  

STRYPERSWINE: I remember walking to my dorm in college and noticing a large group of hot nursing majors watching ER in the dorm lobby.  I was famously bad with the ladies back then but I did have this stroke of genius:  I went back to my room where I had a microwave and a stash of popcorn.  Two minutes later, I planted myself in the middle of the couch with my popcorn and was all, "ooh I LOVE this show!  Popcorn?"

Ended up dating one of them.


Somehow I translated this into

"I remember walking to my dorm in college and noticing a large group of hot nursing home watching ER..."

and wondered if this was you:

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2021-04-23 12:39:23 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: An unfairly attractive man has many on-camera dalliances with female costars.
Just wait until she finds out about his many real-life conquests.


An in addition to being unfairly attractive, he's also charming.  Bastard.
 
2021-04-23 1:24:54 PM  

mudesi: I kind of feel sorry for all the other actors who were on that show.  With the exception of Julianna Margulies, they pretty much all turned into big nobodies, while George Clooney turned into this massive A lister.

Especially Anthony Edwards, who people seem to forget was SUPPOSED to be the main character, his name first in the credits and everything.


Clooney had / has a lot of family clout.
Anthony Edwards is very drab.
 
2021-04-23 1:31:24 PM  
I haven't seen it either.
 
2021-04-23 1:38:14 PM  
An attractive, internationally-regarded Oxford grad attorney?  I'm not worried.  But I know none of that matters at all to the Faily Fail, whose only interest is in her first "bikini bod" photo of the year.
 
2021-04-23 1:43:38 PM  
Starts as a fine show that goes right into the dumper?
 
2021-04-23 1:43:50 PM  
She wants to fark Maura Tierney?
 
2021-04-23 2:06:03 PM  

Nick Nostril: She wants to fark Maura Tierney?


Who doesn't?
 
2021-04-23 2:34:09 PM  
Predictable results?
 
2021-04-23 2:59:04 PM  

STRYPERSWINE: I remember walking to my dorm in college and noticing a large group of hot nursing majors watching ER in the dorm lobby.  I was famously bad with the ladies back then but I did have this stroke of genius:  I went back to my room where I had a microwave and a stash of popcorn.  Two minutes later, I planted myself in the middle of the couch with my popcorn and was all, "ooh I LOVE this show!  Popcorn?"

Ended up dating one of them.


How did they not notice the popcorn falling through the hole in the bottom of the bag?
 
2021-04-23 3:20:53 PM  

spacebar: STRYPERSWINE: I remember walking to my dorm in college and noticing a large group of hot nursing majors watching ER in the dorm lobby.  I was famously bad with the ladies back then but I did have this stroke of genius:  I went back to my room where I had a microwave and a stash of popcorn.  Two minutes later, I planted myself in the middle of the couch with my popcorn and was all, "ooh I LOVE this show!  Popcorn?"

Ended up dating one of them.

How did they not notice the popcorn falling through the hole in the bottom of the bag?


I assume he plugged the whole somehow...
 
2021-04-23 3:24:25 PM  

WonderDave1: spacebar: STRYPERSWINE: I remember walking to my dorm in college and noticing a large group of hot nursing majors watching ER in the dorm lobby.  I was famously bad with the ladies back then but I did have this stroke of genius:  I went back to my room where I had a microwave and a stash of popcorn.  Two minutes later, I planted myself in the middle of the couch with my popcorn and was all, "ooh I LOVE this show!  Popcorn?"

Ended up dating one of them.

How did they not notice the popcorn falling through the hole in the bottom of the bag?

I assume he plugged the whole somehow...


The whole thing?
 
2021-04-23 3:25:15 PM  
Wait until she watches "From Dusk Till Dawn".  Lulz.
 
2021-04-23 3:50:28 PM  

The_Sponge: WonderDave1: spacebar: STRYPERSWINE: I remember walking to my dorm in college and noticing a large group of hot nursing majors watching ER in the dorm lobby.  I was famously bad with the ladies back then but I did have this stroke of genius:  I went back to my room where I had a microwave and a stash of popcorn.  Two minutes later, I planted myself in the middle of the couch with my popcorn and was all, "ooh I LOVE this show!  Popcorn?"

Ended up dating one of them.

How did they not notice the popcorn falling through the hole in the bottom of the bag?

I assume he plugged the whole somehow...

The whole thing?


It was a small hole.

(Damn it autocorrect)
 
2021-04-23 3:59:56 PM  

WonderDave1: The_Sponge: WonderDave1: spacebar: STRYPERSWINE: I remember walking to my dorm in college and noticing a large group of hot nursing majors watching ER in the dorm lobby.  I was famously bad with the ladies back then but I did have this stroke of genius:  I went back to my room where I had a microwave and a stash of popcorn.  Two minutes later, I planted myself in the middle of the couch with my popcorn and was all, "ooh I LOVE this show!  Popcorn?"

Ended up dating one of them.

How did they not notice the popcorn falling through the hole in the bottom of the bag?

I assume he plugged the whole somehow...

The whole thing?

It was a small hole.

(Damn it autocorrect)


I feee your pain...I have typos on Fark every single day.
 
2021-04-23 4:08:44 PM  
WTF is this?
 
2021-04-23 4:12:31 PM  

Advernaut: WTF is this?


It's a pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced.  But that's not important right now.
 
2021-04-23 4:53:35 PM  

The_Sponge: WonderDave1: The_Sponge: WonderDave1: spacebar: STRYPERSWINE: I remember walking to my dorm in college and noticing a large group of hot nursing majors watching ER in the dorm lobby.  I was famously bad with the ladies back then but I did have this stroke of genius:  I went back to my room where I had a microwave and a stash of popcorn.  Two minutes later, I planted myself in the middle of the couch with my popcorn and was all, "ooh I LOVE this show!  Popcorn?"

Ended up dating one of them.

How did they not notice the popcorn falling through the hole in the bottom of the bag?

I assume he plugged the whole somehow...

The whole thing?

It was a small hole.

(Damn it autocorrect)

I feee your pain...I have typos on Fark every single day.


I thought he meant the whole dorm.
 
2021-04-23 4:55:24 PM  
Anal, always.
 
2021-04-23 5:47:03 PM  

xtalman: Actually read  TFA, somewhere its says "Clooney jokingly said...."


And anyone with half a brain could have guessed that it was tongue-in-cheek, too. The people in this thread taking it seriously, like she was actually mad about something his character did 25 years ago ...

They're weird.
 
2021-04-23 5:51:06 PM  
Oof: https://www.google.com/search?q=transl​ate+escalante+to+english
 
2021-04-23 11:25:48 PM  
Better keep her away from his Batman movies!
 
2021-04-23 11:42:07 PM  
The Amal Clooney Starter Pack
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2021-04-24 3:37:05 AM  

spacebar: The_Sponge: WonderDave1: The_Sponge: WonderDave1: spacebar: STRYPERSWINE: I remember walking to my dorm in college and noticing a large group of hot nursing majors watching ER in the dorm lobby.  I was famously bad with the ladies back then but I did have this stroke of genius:  I went back to my room where I had a microwave and a stash of popcorn.  Two minutes later, I planted myself in the middle of the couch with my popcorn and was all, "ooh I LOVE this show!  Popcorn?"

Ended up dating one of them.

How did they not notice the popcorn falling through the hole in the bottom of the bag?

I assume he plugged the whole somehow...

The whole thing?

It was a small hole.

(Damn it autocorrect)

I feee your pain...I have typos on Fark every single day.

I thought he meant the whole dorm.


Good answer....good answer.
 
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