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(Daily Express)   Royalists are upset at Meghan Markle after a paparazzi shot of herself and Archie was released hours before Prince Louis's birthday. How dare she step outside her home (possible nsfw content on page)   (express.co.uk) divider line
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2021-04-23 10:53:20 AM  
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2021-04-23 10:54:57 AM  
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2021-04-23 10:56:29 AM  
wow, I thought I didn't care before.
 
2021-04-23 11:06:24 AM  
Considering they directly contributed to the death of Diana, how about royal executions for all paparazzi?
 
2021-04-23 11:07:50 AM  
Definitely looks like his dad.

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2021-04-23 11:22:40 AM  
so she bears responsibility for candid photos taken by paparazzi AND the timing of when they are released?

and people still wonder why they tried to escape that life?
 
2021-04-23 11:51:45 AM  

baorao: so she bears responsibility for candid photos taken by paparazzi AND the timing of when they are released?

and people still wonder why they tried to escape that life?


Well, when she calls the paps for the express purpose of upstaging her inlaws.

Sooner or later you will come to realization  that she has been orchestrating all this.
And much of what she says or implies is outright lies.
 
2021-04-23 11:57:18 AM  

Trik: baorao: so she bears responsibility for candid photos taken by paparazzi AND the timing of when they are released?

and people still wonder why they tried to escape that life?

Well, when she calls the paps for the express purpose of upstaging her inlaws.

Sooner or later you will come to realization  that she has been orchestrating all this.
And much of what she says or implies is outright lies.


When the answer to "Who could possibly care about this?" is "You", maybe it's time to find better hobbies.
 
2021-04-23 12:05:23 PM  
I love how TFA is riddled with dozens of photos of Meghan and Archie which points out 1 - this photo was in no way special or exciting 2 - No one gives a fark about Louis' birthday.
 
2021-04-23 12:05:26 PM  

baorao: so she bears responsibility for candid photos taken by paparazzi AND the timing of when they are released?

and people still wonder why they tried to escape that life?


Hell they probably timed the release just to stir shiat up.
 
2021-04-23 12:10:52 PM  

Trik: baorao: so she bears responsibility for candid photos taken by paparazzi AND the timing of when they are released?

and people still wonder why they tried to escape that life?

Well, when she calls the paps for the express purpose of upstaging her inlaws.

Sooner or later you will come to realization  that she has been orchestrating all this.
And much of what she says or implies is outright lies.


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2021-04-23 12:16:46 PM  

Trik: baorao: so she bears responsibility for candid photos taken by paparazzi AND the timing of when they are released?

and people still wonder why they tried to escape that life?

Well, when she calls the paps for the express purpose of upstaging her inlaws.

Sooner or later you will come to realization  that she has been orchestrating all this.
And much of what she says or implies is outright lies.


It could be coincidence but as I've stated before (and probably should just stop saying since I'm a broken record at this point for no reason), I don't trust her. So it's entirely possible it was planned.  It seems kind of petty though and I've never got the petty vibe off her. Just more of a scheming/manipulative vibe.
 
2021-04-23 12:17:47 PM  

Trik: baorao: so she bears responsibility for candid photos taken by paparazzi AND the timing of when they are released?

and people still wonder why they tried to escape that life?

Well, when she calls the paps for the express purpose of upstaging her inlaws.

Sooner or later you will come to realization  that she has been orchestrating all this.
And much of what she says or implies is outright lies.


Holy shiat! The Queen of England posts on FARK!
 
2021-04-23 12:18:48 PM  
The Sun is there.

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2021-04-23 12:20:33 PM  
The important point was the cool bike lil' Louis got - toddlers learn to balance on a bike by pushing with their feet.   Its a great way to learn since it has no pedals or chain to deal with - just push and glide and learn to balance.
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2021-04-23 12:21:55 PM  

baorao: so she bears responsibility for candid photos taken by paparazzi AND the timing of when they are released?

and people still wonder why they tried to escape that life?


And don't you DARE call them racist either!
 
2021-04-23 12:22:20 PM  
Awkward story bro:

A friend of mine was born outside of London, but his accent is gone since he has lived in the U.S. since elementary school.  Regardless, he is proud of his English heritage, and I farked up by accidentally sending him this pic instead of another one.

Yeah....he didn't like it.

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2021-04-23 12:37:44 PM  

The_Sponge: Awkward story bro:

A friend of mine was born outside of London, but his accent is gone since he has lived in the U.S. since elementary school.  Regardless, he is proud of his English heritage, and I farked up by accidentally sending him this pic instead of another one.

Yeah....he didn't like it.

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2021-04-23 12:40:07 PM  

DaWormyPimpsta: The_Sponge: Awkward story bro:

A friend of mine was born outside of London, but his accent is gone since he has lived in the U.S. since elementary school.  Regardless, he is proud of his English heritage, and I farked up by accidentally sending him this pic instead of another one.

Yeah....he didn't like it.

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Lulz.
 
2021-04-23 12:46:08 PM  

Ragin' Asian: Definitely looks like his dad.

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Or grandpa?

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I just kidding!
 
2021-04-23 1:10:56 PM  

Internet Meme Rogers: Trik: baorao: so she bears responsibility for candid photos taken by paparazzi AND the timing of when they are released?

and people still wonder why they tried to escape that life?

Well, when she calls the paps for the express purpose of upstaging her inlaws.

Sooner or later you will come to realization  that she has been orchestrating all this.
And much of what she says or implies is outright lies.

Holy shiat! The Queen of England posts on FARK!


Nah. It's just Steve Allen.
 
2021-04-23 1:12:34 PM  

FreakyBunny: Ragin' Asian: Definitely looks like his dad.

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Or grandpa?

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I just kidding!


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Harry gets the red hair from his mother's side.   This is his uncle, Earl Spencer, Di's brother.
 
2021-04-23 1:22:39 PM  
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2021-04-23 1:26:26 PM  

Internet Meme Rogers: Holy shiat! The Queen of England posts on FARK!


Not her but I could see William posting here. We're right in his demographic.

/sorry about your grandpa Will
 
2021-04-23 2:12:39 PM  
I misread the headline and was hopeful:

"Royals upset that Meghan shot a paparazzi."

I'd think the royals could find a guy who knows someone to shoot one a day, for Di.
 
2021-04-23 2:23:54 PM  

raerae1980: FreakyBunny: Ragin' Asian: Definitely looks like his dad.

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Or grandpa?

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I just kidding!

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Harry gets the red hair from his mother's side.   This is his uncle, Earl Spencer, Di's brother.


I've been an Anglophile this year, going on Wikipedia rabbit holes about the monarchy.  Wow the Spencer family is as aristocratic as you can get without actually being royal.  They started their fortunes in medieval times and have been building it ever since.  It started with sheep herding and even now Diana is buried on an island on the land that has been in the family for 500 years (and they're related to the Churchills)
 
2021-04-23 2:59:30 PM  

Ragin' Asian: Definitely looks like his dad.

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Yet oddly enough, Jughead is the one who wears the crown.

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2021-04-23 3:40:35 PM  

houstondragon: Considering they directly contributed to the death of Diana, how about royal executions for all paparazzi?


The paparazzi forced Diana to hire a drunk drug user to drive her car?
 
2021-04-23 4:07:26 PM  
Fuq off
 
2021-04-23 4:08:19 PM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: houstondragon: Considering they directly contributed to the death of Diana, how about royal executions for all paparazzi?

The paparazzi forced Diana to hire a drunk drug user to drive her car?


Probably he was the only one who was willing to risk his life in car chases with paparazzis.
 
2021-04-23 4:33:18 PM  

Trik: baorao: so she bears responsibility for candid photos taken by paparazzi AND the timing of when they are released?

and people still wonder why they tried to escape that life?

Well, when she calls the paps for the express purpose of upstaging her inlaws.

Sooner or later you will come to realization  that she has been orchestrating all this.
And much of what she says or implies is outright lies.


Oooh sounds mysterious.
 
2021-04-23 4:54:42 PM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: houstondragon: Considering they directly contributed to the death of Diana, how about royal executions for all paparazzi?

The paparazzi forced Diana to hire a drunk drug user to drive her car?


Good thing I wasn't driving. If I've got a royal personage in the car and a gang of motorcycles swarms me in a tunnel, with strobe lights, I'm not trying to outrun them. I'm turning them into paparazzi pate before we get out of the tunnel. Damn straight. But like I said, good thing I wasn't driving.
 
2021-04-23 6:18:50 PM  

ryant123: Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: houstondragon: Considering they directly contributed to the death of Diana, how about royal executions for all paparazzi?

The paparazzi forced Diana to hire a drunk drug user to drive her car?

Probably he was the only one who was willing to risk his life in car chases with paparazzis.


Try to handwave the direct role the paparazzi had on the events all you want, it don't change the fact that but for their malicious actions those people wouldn't be dead right now. You must get some perverse pleasure out of justifying scumbags.
 
2021-04-23 6:19:37 PM  

4seasons85!: Trik: baorao: so she bears responsibility for candid photos taken by paparazzi AND the timing of when they are released?

and people still wonder why they tried to escape that life?

Well, when she calls the paps for the express purpose of upstaging her inlaws.

Sooner or later you will come to realization  that she has been orchestrating all this.
And much of what she says or implies is outright lies.

It could be coincidence but as I've stated before (and probably should just stop saying since I'm a broken record at this point for no reason), I don't trust her. So it's entirely possible it was planned.  It seems kind of petty though and I've never got the petty vibe off her. Just more of a scheming/manipulative vibe.


You're a jackass.
 
2021-04-23 6:36:11 PM  

raerae1980: FreakyBunny: Ragin' Asian: Definitely looks like his dad.

[Fark user image 205x205]

Or grandpa?

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I just kidding!

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Harry gets the red hair from his mother's side.   This is his uncle, Earl Spencer, Di's brother.


I remember hearing a legend(?) that Charles outright rejected Harry because he looked too much like a Spencer (and then came the rumors that Charles isn't the father). Either case, I say Harry won the genetic lottery - who would want to look like Charles?

/with apologies to the Duke of Cambridge - at least some Spencer DNA saves him from looking like his father later in life
 
2021-04-23 7:24:49 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: 4seasons85!: Trik: baorao: so she bears responsibility for candid photos taken by paparazzi AND the timing of when they are released?

and people still wonder why they tried to escape that life?

Well, when she calls the paps for the express purpose of upstaging her inlaws.

Sooner or later you will come to realization  that she has been orchestrating all this.
And much of what she says or implies is outright lies.

It could be coincidence but as I've stated before (and probably should just stop saying since I'm a broken record at this point for no reason), I don't trust her. So it's entirely possible it was planned.  It seems kind of petty though and I've never got the petty vibe off her. Just more of a scheming/manipulative vibe.

You're a jackass.


Thanks. I'll wear that badge proudly.
 
2021-04-23 8:27:25 PM  

Zik-Zak: raerae1980: FreakyBunny: Ragin' Asian: Definitely looks like his dad.

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Or grandpa?

[celebdirtylaundry.com image 500x421]

I just kidding!

[Fark user image 850x1275]
Harry gets the red hair from his mother's side.   This is his uncle, Earl Spencer, Di's brother.

I remember hearing a legend(?) that Charles outright rejected Harry because he looked too much like a Spencer (and then came the rumors that Charles isn't the father). Either case, I say Harry won the genetic lottery - who would want to look like Charles?

/with apologies to the Duke of Cambridge - at least some Spencer DNA saves him from looking like his father later in life


I'll gladly look like them if I can have the money that goes with it.
 
2021-04-23 8:53:59 PM  

4seasons85!: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: 4seasons85!: Trik: baorao: so she bears responsibility for candid photos taken by paparazzi AND the timing of when they are released?

and people still wonder why they tried to escape that life?

Well, when she calls the paps for the express purpose of upstaging her inlaws.

Sooner or later you will come to realization  that she has been orchestrating all this.
And much of what she says or implies is outright lies.

It could be coincidence but as I've stated before (and probably should just stop saying since I'm a broken record at this point for no reason), I don't trust her. So it's entirely possible it was planned.  It seems kind of petty though and I've never got the petty vibe off her. Just more of a scheming/manipulative vibe.

You're a jackass.

Thanks. I'll wear that badge proudly.


Then here you go, proud jackass

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2021-04-23 9:24:29 PM  

Bslim: 4seasons85!: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: 4seasons85!: Trik: baorao: so she bears responsibility for candid photos taken by paparazzi AND the timing of when they are released?

and people still wonder why they tried to escape that life?

Well, when she calls the paps for the express purpose of upstaging her inlaws.

Sooner or later you will come to realization  that she has been orchestrating all this.
And much of what she says or implies is outright lies.

It could be coincidence but as I've stated before (and probably should just stop saying since I'm a broken record at this point for no reason), I don't trust her. So it's entirely possible it was planned.  It seems kind of petty though and I've never got the petty vibe off her. Just more of a scheming/manipulative vibe.

You're a jackass.

Thanks. I'll wear that badge proudly.

Then here you go, proud jackass

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Aw. Donkeys are cute. Thanks!
 
2021-04-23 9:31:21 PM  
But her and Har Har use a woke word salad in their podcasts and fer sure going to make all them netflix shows woke word salad.
So y'all go on letting them manipulate you, and give them your money.

Because a British Royal *may* have said something that may be construed as racist.
 
2021-04-23 9:45:37 PM  

Trik: But her and Har Har use a woke word salad in their podcasts and fer sure going to make all them netflix shows woke word salad.
So y'all go on letting them manipulate you, and give them your money.

Because a British Royal *may* have said something that may be construed as racist.


A British royal being racist? Why who could ever imagine such a thing!
 
2021-04-23 10:33:49 PM  

shut_it_down: Trik: But her and Har Har use a woke word salad in their podcasts and fer sure going to make all them netflix shows woke word salad.
So y'all go on letting them manipulate you, and give them your money.

Because a British Royal *may* have said something that may be construed as racist.

A British royal being racist? Why who could ever imagine such a thing!


Meghan Markle Might Not Be the First Mixed-Race British Royal
 
2021-04-23 10:47:58 PM  

Trik: But her and Har Har use a woke word salad in their podcasts and fer sure going to make all them netflix shows woke word salad.
So y'all go on letting them manipulate you, and give them your money.

Because a British Royal *may* have said something that may be construed as racist.


They're only in the spotlight because royal watchers like yourself put them there, and your rabid interest is the reason they get paid so richly for interviews. The media really wants you to be invested in every single little thing that Meghan and Harry are up to, and you're so invested you're practically obsessed.

It's too bad you hate them so much. They might have eventually invited you over for a nice meal. After all, you're doing more than your share to help keep all that fancy food on their table.
 
2021-04-23 10:55:29 PM  

EdgeRunner: Trik: But her and Har Har use a woke word salad in their podcasts and fer sure going to make all them netflix shows woke word salad.
So y'all go on letting them manipulate you, and give them your money.

Because a British Royal *may* have said something that may be construed as racist.

They're only in the spotlight because royal watchers like yourself put them there, and your rabid interest is the reason they get paid so richly for interviews. The media really wants you to be invested in every single little thing that Meghan and Harry are up to, and you're so invested you're practically obsessed.

It's too bad you hate them so much. They might have eventually invited you over for a nice meal. After all, you're doing more than your share to help keep all that fancy food on their table.


I'm not a royal watcher.
I'm just sick of the people lining up behind her manipulative ass because they can't help themselves because someone said someone said something racist.
They're empowering a phony and making them stupid wealthy.
Our government is paying for president level personal security for those two useless people.
Our taxpayers should not be footing that bill.
 
2021-04-23 11:51:41 PM  
Harry and family may as well have stayed in Britain. The tabloids are going to hound Meghan to death just like they did Harry's mother.
 
2021-04-24 7:50:54 AM  

Trik: shut_it_down: Trik: But her and Har Har use a woke word salad in their podcasts and fer sure going to make all them netflix shows woke word salad.
So y'all go on letting them manipulate you, and give them your money.

Because a British Royal *may* have said something that may be construed as racist.

A British royal being racist? Why who could ever imagine such a thing!

Meghan Markle Might Not Be the First Mixed-Race British Royal


Oh my god another royal was maybe mixed race? As recently as the 18th century? Why that must mean that a royal culture defined by imperialism could not possibly have racists in it. What a perfect, not at all stupid argument.
 
2021-04-24 11:54:12 AM  

Trik: I'm not a royal watcher.
I'm just sick of the people lining up behind her manipulative ass because they can't help themselves because someone said someone said something racist.
They're empowering a phony and making them stupid wealthy.
Our government is paying for president level personal security for those two useless people.
Our taxpayers should not be footing that bill.


C'mon man, drop the other shoe already. Out of all the born-or-married-into-celebrity public figures that the media breathlessly provides us hourly updates on, Meghan and Harry are two of the least annoying. Why all the hate for them in particular?
 
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