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(KRON 4)   Las Vegas strip clubs given OK to reopen May 1. With pic of what strippers' feet might look like   (kron4.com) divider line
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2021-04-23 10:11:38 AM  
Not to be Johnny from Airplane; but socks with those shoes??? Really???
 
2021-04-23 10:29:56 AM  

Combustion: Not to be Johnny from Airplane; but socks with those shoes??? Really???


Partially disagree the knee highs work, the half rolled down Sunday morning infront of the TV socks kind of look does not.
 
2021-04-23 10:38:39 AM  
and get face-to-face with patrons again


Let me know when theyre ready for ass to mouth.
 
2021-04-23 10:39:50 AM  
Comfortable AND practical.
 
2021-04-23 10:40:36 AM  
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2021-04-23 10:41:19 AM  
Just be sure to follow the rules. After all:
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2021-04-23 10:43:35 AM  
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2021-04-23 10:45:22 AM  
Will there be sex in the Champaign Room?
 
2021-04-23 10:45:28 AM  

Private_Citizen: Just be sure to follow the rules. After all:
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Depends...I hear if you pay enough you can easily get into the main chamber, as it were.
 
2021-04-23 10:47:32 AM  
Are those women in my little pony costumes? Anybody got the address?
 
2021-04-23 10:50:12 AM  
Based on that photo I'm not really motivated to see any more.
 
2021-04-23 10:50:15 AM  

sleze: [i.kym-cdn.com image 640x640]


Can we please stop giving airtime to an alt-right dickhead?  https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/StoneTo​s​s
 
2021-04-23 10:52:08 AM  
I've been calling those places 'Shoe Shows' for years.  I mean, if all she has on is a pair of shoes, that must be what it's about, right?
 
2021-04-23 10:58:04 AM  
"But masks still will be required for adult entertainment employees"

So ... how are they going to give you a blowjob while wearing a mask? Does the WHO have a handjob-only policy for strippers?
 
2021-04-23 11:05:28 AM  

iamskibibitz: Based on that photo I'm not really motivated to see any more.


Because you're already finished?
 
2021-04-23 11:18:59 AM  

geekbikerskum: sleze: [i.kym-cdn.com image 640x640]

Can we please stop giving airtime to an alt-right dickhead?  https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/StoneTos​s


To be fair, though, that's like the one good comic that douchebag has ever done. Everything else is complete shiat.
 
2021-04-23 11:23:06 AM  
I have never been impressed with LV strippers and I have tried on many different occasions.  It's been fun, particularly the time my wife shoved a stripper nip in my mouth, but they all looked shop worn.
 
2021-04-23 11:25:09 AM  

Combustion: Not to be Johnny from Airplane; but socks with those shoes??? Really???


As a middle aged person with "body heat issues", I have to go with "socks with sandals are awesome".  Don't judge.
 
2021-04-23 11:33:04 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: To be fair, though, that's like the one good comic that douchebag has ever done.


Oh, I agree.  This is the one funny cartoon he's ever done, and it's devoid of alt-right, or white supremacist, or indeed any political content.  (Unless you see a political angle to being a foot fetishist.)

But that, in general, is how the alt-right sucks people in.  They present one idea that is funny, or reasonable, or whatever, and then once they've got your attention, they move to increasingly radical stuff.  This is over 40 minutes long but is well worth watching.

The Alt-Right Playbook: How to Radicalize a Normie
Youtube P55t6eryY3g


The only real answer is to not allow them an entry point.  At all.
 
2021-04-23 11:33:30 AM  
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2021-04-23 11:34:29 AM  

dionysusaur: I've been calling those places 'Shoe Shows' for years.  I mean, if all she has on is a pair of shoes, that must be what it's about, right?


For some guys, yes. Ever check out their pr0n sites? Beautiful woman, stark naked, and the camera zooms in... on her feet!
 
2021-04-23 11:54:10 AM  
Those aren't feet, those are hooves. NTTAWWT
 
2021-04-23 12:01:56 PM  
The photographer has a particular fetish.
 
2021-04-23 12:03:32 PM  
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2021-04-23 12:03:40 PM  

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Fun fact, people with a feet fetish have a problem in their brains.
 
2021-04-23 12:21:16 PM  
I never understood those absolutely stupid, ludicrous shoes.  If there is supposed to be something sexy about them I'm just not seeing it.
 
2021-04-23 12:23:49 PM  

fortheloveofgod: I never understood those absolutely stupid, ludicrous shoes.  If there is supposed to be something sexy about them I'm just not seeing it.


They make her legs look longer, and the way she walks in them makes her ass look better.
 
2021-04-23 12:46:40 PM  

geekbikerskum: sleze: [i.kym-cdn.com image 640x640]

Can we please stop giving airtime to an alt-right dickhead?  https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/StoneTos​s


Dilbert didn't stop being funny because the artist became a RWNJ.
 
2021-04-23 12:59:32 PM  
Striper season already?

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Oh.. Nevermind.
 
2021-04-23 1:06:55 PM  

sleze: Dilbert didn't stop being funny because the artist became a RWNJ.

Stonetoss is, by and large, a RWNJ political cartoon, with the foot-fetish cartoon being one of the few non political examples.Dilbert, despite the RWNJ beliefs of its creator, is mostly if not entirely apolitical.  Given the content of Dilbert, it's possible to divorce the art from its creator in a way that's not possible with Stonetoss.  (Different people draw those lines in different places; I *have* heard comments from people who say they can't enjoy Dilbert any more these days because of the politics of its creator.  I think that's a place where honest, well intentioned people can legitimately disagree.)
 
2021-04-23 1:17:06 PM  
Just the other day I remarked how calm and predictable my life how has been lately and also how I miss partying with my ex stripper girlfriends.

/They have boyfriends now lol
//Hahaha poor guys
///Gotta make some new friends
 
2021-04-23 3:24:19 PM  
Quay was way ahead of his time

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