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(Salon)   Sean Hannity purchased a $5 million home right next to Mar-A-Lago because of course he did   (salon.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Fox News Channel, Barack Obama, Republican Party, Fox News host Sean Hannity, United States presidential election, 2008, George W. Bush, President of the United States, Rush Limbaugh  
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2021-04-23 6:24:58 AM  
What a beta cuck.
 
2021-04-23 6:39:07 AM  
Ugh, only five million?  That's practically a doublewide trailer park home, how bourgeois.
 
2021-04-23 6:46:05 AM  
Well, it would be hard to make the neighborhood any worse with his presence.
 
2021-04-23 6:47:52 AM  
of course he did.

what, you think that mushroom sucks itself?

lord knows melania hasn't done it in ages. she's back in NYC, didn't you know? and poor barron hasn't been seen in public since august of 2020.....melania is finally free.

trump has been lonely. he needs lumpy close by!
 
2021-04-23 6:55:53 AM  
Just think what one meteorite crater could do for humanity.
 
2021-04-23 7:21:42 AM  
Good. Move them all to Florida then call Bugs and tell him to bring his saw.
 
2021-04-23 7:22:55 AM  
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Well, there goes the neighbourhood.
 
2021-04-23 8:11:18 AM  
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2021-04-23 8:43:35 AM  
It's a part of "The Residences at Sloans Curve,"

*checks map*
Dear FAA:
Requested NOTAM for KPBI:
The use of full throttle, minimum climb-out take off for RWY 13 is approved.
 
2021-04-23 8:50:56 AM  
Makes it much easier to gargle those balls...
 
2021-04-23 8:52:06 AM  
Good for him. Florida doesn't have income taxes, so if he can shift his residency there he can save a bundle. Plus he's going to have a huge leg up on access to the upper echelons of the Republican party as they make their various pilgrimages to pay tribute to Dear Leader over the next few years.
 
2021-04-23 8:52:33 AM  
What a sad little biatch move. On the plus side, his wife will likely have a much better selection of bulls in the suburbs than where they lived. Pretty much everyone hated them over there.
 
2021-04-23 8:53:13 AM  

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2021-04-23 8:53:51 AM  
And he will likely be more welcomed by the Orange Buffoon than The Eric.
 
2021-04-23 8:54:14 AM  
Wealthy Palm Beach scores another trophy resident.  It's the whole reason to become rich.
 
2021-04-23 8:55:16 AM  
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2021-04-23 8:55:42 AM  
They're putting a lot of eggs in to an old, drug addicted, dementia addled basket.
 
2021-04-23 8:55:47 AM  
Grifters gotta stick together.
 
2021-04-23 8:57:26 AM  
That's not creepy at all.
 
2021-04-23 8:57:30 AM  
Now we can always be together Donald!
 
2021-04-23 8:57:52 AM  
Does "five bathrooms and three bedrooms" sound strange to anyone else
 
2021-04-23 8:58:37 AM  
Didn't Rush Limbaugh live near there too? Maybe they need to have X number of the world's Prime  Douchebags slotted in the area to keep the hellmouth open.
 
2021-04-23 8:58:49 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: They're putting a lot of eggs in to an old, drug addicted, dementia addled basket.


Hannity was pretty much a full member of the Trump Administration.  Trump would call him late at night to talk strategy all the time.  If Trump goes down, Lumpy's going down too.

/eww
 
2021-04-23 8:59:09 AM  

Shaggy_C: Good for him. Florida doesn't have income taxes, so if he can shift his residency there he can save a bundle.


You think he didn't already know that?

// he's biatched about NY taxes so much, I'd bet he moved his residence to FL pre-Trump
 
2021-04-23 8:59:31 AM  
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Hannity's relationship goals.
 
2021-04-23 9:00:45 AM  
Bet there is a little (and i can't stress that word enough) gloryhole in the wall between their properties...
 
2021-04-23 9:00:52 AM  

qorkfiend: Does "five bathrooms and three bedrooms" sound strange to anyone else


That's been a weird trend in the last 20 years in shiatty suburbs outside Madison, like Fitchburg. Probably all over the place. I have no earthly idea why anyone would want a house like that, but they're becoming somewhat common in lifeless crappy suburbs.
 
2021-04-23 9:01:26 AM  
easier access to trafficked children at mar a hoho.
 
2021-04-23 9:01:58 AM  
You know, I don't really care who he loves or where he buys a house.  But I am rather upset that a scumbag like that has 5M to lay down on a house.

Holy crap is this universe unfair.
 
2021-04-23 9:02:41 AM  
This immediately came to mind 😅

The Big Bang Theory: Raj's dream about Howard
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2021-04-23 9:02:50 AM  

qorkfiend: Does "five bathrooms and three bedrooms" sound strange to anyone else

-and the realtor was overheard to say-


"oh yes, it has 3 bedrooms.

-and of course you've got the full master bath, and both full guest baths, and the off kitchen bath, and the cabana bath off the pool, and the powder room half-bath near the great room, and the bath near the lanai full bar..... i always say a great home is measured in bathrooms!"
 
2021-04-23 9:03:01 AM  

aimtastic: Good. Move them all to Florida then call Bugs and tell him to bring his saw.


C'mon rising ocean waters!  Do your thing!
 
2021-04-23 9:03:33 AM  
The only thing that pisses me off about this story is that Sean Hannity has a spare 5 million lying around. I wish that someone had told me that I could get rich by being a charlatan asshole.
 
2021-04-23 9:05:43 AM  
they wouldn't let him join, I bet
 
2021-04-23 9:07:02 AM  
Dear Mr. Hannity,

Please don't let envious libs deter you.  They would have bought such a lovely house there if they could have.  I wish you health and happiness in Florida.  I hope you attend many parties at Mar-A-Lago, unmasked of course, and breathe deep of the success you have found (again, unmasked, and really deep, especially in group photos where you all stick it to the "science" supporting libs) because you so richly deserve it.

Signed,
I.R. Serious Esq.
 
2021-04-23 9:07:30 AM  

dickfreckle: The only thing that pisses me off about this story is that Sean Hannity has a spare 5 million lying around. I wish that someone had told me that I could get rich by being a charlatan asshole.


hey, try not to cry, but most estimates say old lumpy has at least another $250 million where that came from.......

there, there, hush now deary, this world simply isn't fair.........FARK will hold you, go on get it all out.........
 
2021-04-23 9:07:47 AM  
He's not going to sleep with you Sean...

Seriously, why are some of these people falling over themselves to be within this guy's gravitational pull?  Is there like a planet-killing asteroid coming towards us and he's got a secret space ship he's promised to take them on when it hits?  I mean I have never seen this amount of ass-kissing on a politician from either party ever that wasn't prone to killing off people who opposed him.
 
2021-04-23 9:08:07 AM  

durbnpoisn: You know, I don't really care who he loves or where he buys a house.  But I am rather upset that a scumbag like that has 5M to lay down on a house.

Holy crap is this universe unfair.


It's, like, maybe 12 weeks of his annual salary if he were to pay cash...
 
2021-04-23 9:08:39 AM  
I picture a fat rat swimming back to the ship because he fears sharks
 
2021-04-23 9:09:23 AM  
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2021-04-23 9:09:51 AM  

RasIanI: durbnpoisn: You know, I don't really care who he loves or where he buys a house.  But I am rather upset that a scumbag like that has 5M to lay down on a house.

Holy crap is this universe unfair.

It's, like, maybe 12 weeks of his annual salary if he were to pay cash...


Thank you for helping to illustrate how unfair the universe is.
 
2021-04-23 9:10:21 AM  
...driving property values down even more.
 
2021-04-23 9:12:17 AM  
Good. Concentrate them all in one spot, then initiate operation Bugs Bunny:
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2021-04-23 9:13:41 AM  

vudukungfu: they wouldn't let him join, I bet


Doesn't really have an Anglo-Saxon® name does he?


/not to be confused with historical German tribes
 
2021-04-23 9:14:06 AM  
If you think about it it kind of makes sense. None of the people that aren't willing Rubes and dupes take Kennedy seriously. If there is anything that is a constant among con men and demagogues, they don't actually like the Rubes and dupes that follow them, at best they are tolerated because they are the required product to keep the grift money flowing in.

Sean and Trump both despise the people that put them in their positions of power and nobody at their level or above their level wants anything to do with them. Of course they are going to move in next to each other for Mutual support.
 
2021-04-23 9:15:52 AM  
Senpai, notice me!!!
 
2021-04-23 9:18:36 AM  

Big Floppy Donkey Dick Nixon: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 225x225]


Came for this.  Leaving satisfied
 
2021-04-23 9:18:41 AM  
Well, there goes the neighborhood, from worst to worsterest.
 
2021-04-23 9:18:50 AM  
Trump has a red button right next to the bed for when he wants a little late night head from Hannity.
 
2021-04-23 9:20:04 AM  

qorkfiend: Does "five bathrooms and three bedrooms" sound strange to anyone else


Not when you consider how often Republicans sh*t their pants.
 
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