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(Some Vegan Guy)   Walmart's vegan marshmallows: The treat you want, or the band name you wish you had come up with?   (vegnews.com) divider line
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2021-04-23 2:03:43 AM  
Walmart's Vegan Marshmallows sounds more to me like a song by Negativland.
 
2021-04-23 2:13:22 AM  
Isn't Marshmallow a plant?

Also @Gordon, Christianity is stupid.
 
2021-04-23 3:11:10 AM  
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2021-04-23 7:09:52 AM  
I can't remember the last time I ate a marshmallow, but guess what I'm craving now. Thanks a lot, Subby.
 
2021-04-23 7:19:13 AM  
Hmmm. How do they stand up to the "oops mine caught fire" test in a campfire?
 
2021-04-23 7:34:53 AM  
Dandie's makes vegan marshmallows and they're pretty good. Haven't s'mored them yet, but they're nice in hot chocolate.
 
2021-04-23 8:06:43 AM  
Are they organic and gluten free?
 
2021-04-23 8:27:09 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Are they organic and gluten free?


Good question, but they are kosher & halal now.
 
zez [TotalFark]
2021-04-23 8:53:42 AM  
I always thought marshmallows were just sugar.
 
2021-04-23 9:28:55 AM  
So they changed out the gelatin. And?
 
2021-04-23 10:06:31 AM  
Vegan marshmallows?   I'll admit i am curious about them and how they measure up to normal ones, Not going to drop cash to find out though.    I'd suspect they might not melt as well though.
 
2021-04-23 10:08:02 AM  
Band name. I don't like marshmallows. The single best marshmallow was this one:
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man | Film Clip | GHOSTBUSTERS
Youtube 2zhDfUAQSbs


I mean, marshmallows already have marsh in their name, and who wants to eat mud?
 
2021-04-23 10:25:19 AM  
Peppermint marshmallows? That sounds absolutely disgusting. Vegan or not. No.
 
zez [TotalFark]
2021-04-23 10:48:17 AM  
These are amazing, instant microwave smores

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2021-04-23 10:49:11 AM  

grimlock1972: Vegan marshmallows?   I'll admit i am curious about them and how they measure up to normal ones, Not going to drop cash to find out though.    I'd suspect they might not melt as well though.


I've had vegan gummy candies and most of them are pretty awful. It wouldn't surprise me if vegan marshmallows aren't good either.

Schmerd1948: Peppermint marshmallows? That sounds absolutely disgusting. Vegan or not. No.


I would buy peppermint marshmallows for hot chocolate, but I love the combination of peppermint and chocolate.
 
2021-04-23 10:56:07 AM  

Monty_Zoncolan: Isn't Marshmallow a plant?


Mallows are plants.
 
2021-04-23 10:58:05 AM  

Mr_Vimes: So they changed out the gelatin. And?


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2021-04-23 11:02:11 AM  

Manic Depressive Mouse: grimlock1972: Vegan marshmallows?   I'll admit i am curious about them and how they measure up to normal ones, Not going to drop cash to find out though.    I'd suspect they might not melt as well though.

I've had vegan gummy candies and most of them are pretty awful. It wouldn't surprise me if vegan marshmallows aren't good either.

Schmerd1948: Peppermint marshmallows? That sounds absolutely disgusting. Vegan or not. No.

I would buy peppermint marshmallows for hot chocolate, but I love the combination of peppermint and chocolate.


Good point, but I think bitibg down on something soft and mushy and getting the taste of peppermint would be not a pleasant sensation. And never mind the slide innuendos, you farking Farkers.
 
2021-04-23 9:09:20 PM  
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Althaea​_​(plant)

"The root has been used since Egyptian antiquity in a honey-sweetened confection useful in the treatment of sore throat.[3] The later French version of the recipe, called pâte de guimauve (or "guimauve" for short), included an eggwhite meringue and was often flavored with rose water. Pâte de guimauve more closely resembles contemporary commercially available marshmallows, which no longer contain any actual marshmallow."
 
2021-04-23 11:17:18 PM  

yakmans_dad: Monty_Zoncolan: Isn't Marshmallow a plant?

Mallows are plants.


Marshmallows are plants.
 
2021-04-24 2:55:16 PM  
I can't remember the last time I ate a marshmallow, but guess what I'm craving now. That's right, Tom Kha Gai. How the hell did you know?
 
2021-04-24 5:28:57 PM  

Trocadero: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Althaea​_​(plant)

"The root has been used since Egyptian antiquity in a honey-sweetened confection useful in the treatment of sore throat.[3] The later French version of the recipe, called pâte de guimauve (or "guimauve" for short), included an eggwhite meringue and was often flavored with rose water. Pâte de guimauve more closely resembles contemporary commercially available marshmallows, which no longer contain any actual marshmallow."


"The root's emulsifying property is used for cleaning Persian carpets in the Middle East. It is regarded as the best method to preserve the vibrancy of vegetable dyes used in coloring the carpet's wool."

it's a floor wax! it's a dessert topping!
 
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