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2021-04-23 2:30:54 AM  
$600 for less than 3/4oz???

Hahahaha!!
 
2021-04-23 7:44:04 AM  
totaling over $71,600, according to METRICH.

I'm sure the $30,200 worth of drugs will be safe in evidence lockup until trial.
 
2021-04-23 7:44:20 AM  

Badafuco: $600 for less than 3/4oz???

Hahahaha!!


Hey, back in the 80's that shiat'd be worth it's weight in gold.
 
2021-04-23 7:46:19 AM  
But can you catch a flea on a Christmas tree?
 
2021-04-23 7:48:01 AM  
Mansfield man jumps out of 2nd story window

Another runner in the night
 
2021-04-23 7:52:35 AM  
Does the street value of drugs ever fluctuate like the stock market? With marijuana being legalized everywhere, you would think the street value would decrease, supply and demand and all.
 
2021-04-23 7:54:00 AM  
I believe I can fly!
 
2021-04-23 7:54:44 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: totaling over $71,600, according to METRICH.

I'm sure the $30,200 worth of drugs will be safe in evidence lockup until trial.


all six hundred dollars worth of it will make it to his simple possession hearing
 
2021-04-23 7:57:48 AM  
Stairs or window?
 
2021-04-23 7:57:56 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: Mansfield man jumps out of 2nd story window

Another runner in the night


More of a faller in the night, I think.
 
2021-04-23 7:57:57 AM  
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2021-04-23 8:02:18 AM  
Wow this guy was really working on an impressive drug collection. Bufotenine frog skins are so hard to procure
 
2021-04-23 8:04:13 AM  
The Wire - "What the.....?"
Youtube vlpaIilsgrQ
 
2021-04-23 8:08:35 AM  
Monty Python People Falling Out Of High Buildings
Youtube 8FTHM_GVVlM
 
2021-04-23 8:15:22 AM  
20 grams of suspected marijuana at a street value of $600

30/gram? lmfao, literal cop math
 
2021-04-23 8:16:08 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: Mansfield man jumps out of 2nd story window

Another runner in the night


But was he revved up like a deuce?
 
2021-04-23 8:21:00 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: Mansfield man jumps out of 2nd story window

Another runner in the night


Username checks out. 😀
 
2021-04-23 8:31:39 AM  

elitehacker: Madman drummers bummers: Mansfield man jumps out of 2nd story window

Another runner in the night

Username checks out. 😀


FINALLY
 
2021-04-23 8:54:32 AM  
detectives seized approximately 601 grams of suspected methamphetamine at a street value of $8,400, 508 ...

I didn't notice the space at first and since the number ended at the end of a line (on my phone at least), I thought this was cop math gone wild.
 
2021-04-23 8:57:29 AM  
You can't catch meeeeeeee, I'm the

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2021-04-23 12:38:03 PM  

Badafuco: $600 for less than 3/4oz???

Hahahaha!!


20 grams for $600, that's $30/gram. not here in Washington State, but maybe in Ohio.

/ i HATE having to type "State"
// The 'other Washington' needs to change its name
/// trade for the "Columbia' when DC get statehood.
 
2021-04-23 4:36:55 PM  

Mikeyworld: Badafuco: $600 for less than 3/4oz???

Hahahaha!!

20 grams for $600, that's $30/gram. not here in Washington State, but maybe in Ohio.

/ i HATE having to type "State"
// The 'other Washington' needs to change its name
/// trade for the "Columbia' when DC get statehood.


I am deeply bothered you know the street price for crystal meth.

Do we need an intervention?
 
2021-04-23 10:47:33 PM  

hardinparamedic: Mikeyworld: Badafuco: $600 for less than 3/4oz???

Hahahaha!!

20 grams for $600, that's $30/gram. not here in Washington State, but maybe in Ohio.

/ i HATE having to type "State"
// The 'other Washington' needs to change its name
/// trade for the "Columbia' when DC get statehood.

I am deeply bothered you know the street price for crystal meth.

Do we need an intervention?


'Twas a bartender in a tourist town. Things get heard...
 
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