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(The Hill)   Sure, Trump was an existential threat to the country itself, but what was I going to do? Vote for a Democrat?   (thehill.com) divider line
    More: Fail, George W. Bush, Former President George W. Bush, George H. W. Bush, Republican Donald Trump, former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, President of the United States, Republican Party, Democratic Party  
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2021-04-22 9:59:25 PM  
George, you're just getting tedious now, mmkay?
 
2021-04-22 10:04:03 PM  
What if Trump won by one vote?
 
2021-04-22 10:10:01 PM  

hugram: What if Trump won by one vote?


Tribalism wins again.
 
2021-04-22 10:22:06 PM  
He's lying.
 
2021-04-22 10:34:58 PM  

GardenWeasel: He's lying.


I think so. You can bet your sweet bippy he voted Biden. He can go back to voting Republican after Joe has fixed things up again.
 
2021-04-22 10:50:42 PM  
If true, Bush is a horrible person.  He knows Biden's a decent guy, regardless of party.  Vote for the guy, take your head out of you privileged ass.

Instead, he just wastes his vote.  (remember that "everybody write-in vote for Condaleeza campaign?  Yeah, I don't either)
 
2021-04-22 10:51:37 PM  
Make him go away.
 
2021-04-22 11:57:20 PM  
Well if you have to vote in a Republican, I would take Condoleezza Rice over Trump any day. That would just make the racists in the party heads explode.
 
2021-04-23 1:36:00 AM  
Coward
 
2021-04-23 1:36:55 AM  

hugram: What if Trump won by one vote?


If Trump won Texas by one vote it would have been a historic landslide.
 
2021-04-23 1:36:56 AM  
Hello, fellow woke youths. I also enjoy voting for *rolls dice* black *rolls again* women? Well I guess if that's what it takes to rehab my image, I'm going with it. I have always said 'fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well, can't fool me again'. I paint now! Y'all seen my art down near SMU?
 
2021-04-23 1:38:03 AM  
I'll take "shiat I don't care about" for 200
 
2021-04-23 1:39:20 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: I'll take "shiat I don't care about" for 200


No doubt. Why are people paying attention? Go away you war criminal.
 
2021-04-23 1:39:23 AM  
Oh, he voted for the chick that admitted to the memo about Bin Laden about to attack the US. Go.farking.figure.

/No. We don't miss you.
//Sadly, you've been forgotten....in a bad way.
 
2021-04-23 1:41:04 AM  
Until Trump and his nutty MAGAts are rendered powerless we are not safe. And Trump 2.0 is a looming danger.
 
2021-04-23 1:41:26 AM  

PaulRB: If true, Bush is a horrible person.  He knows Biden's a decent guy, regardless of party.  Vote for the guy, take your head out of you privileged ass.

Instead, he just wastes his vote.  (remember that "everybody write-in vote for Condaleeza campaign?  Yeah, I don't either)


I think he still feels flattered from that time she accidentally called him her husband.
 
2021-04-23 1:41:48 AM  
Hey Gerogie Boy,

Fuk off. And be glad this country doesn't prosecute war criminals.
 
2021-04-23 1:43:03 AM  

wesmon: Natalie Portmanteau: I'll take "shiat I don't care about" for 200

No doubt. Why are people paying attention? Go away you war criminal.


This. Like, I care people are asking him about shiat. I don't care what he thinks.
 
2021-04-23 1:43:32 AM  

edmo: GardenWeasel: He's lying.

I think so. You can bet your sweet bippy he voted Biden. He can go back to voting Republican after Joe has fixed things up again.


Just like Obama after Bush or Clinton after Bush.
 
2021-04-23 1:43:37 AM  
Don't forget, we all knew he was a brain damaged piece of shiat 23 years ago, and further back if you live in Texas.  Just because he's folksy once in a while doesn't mean he's not garbage.  He was a puppet.
 
2021-04-23 1:44:53 AM  
Lame. Condi doesn't even surf.
 
2021-04-23 1:55:27 AM  
It would have been funnier if he wrote in 'Michelle Obama'.
 
2021-04-23 2:02:25 AM  

hugram: What if Trump won by one vote?


You have better odds of winning the lottery twice.
 
2021-04-23 2:07:58 AM  
Oh f*ck you, George. You f*cked it all up post 911, and now you don't even have the stones to vote against that garbage but waste it on a write in?

Screw you, man. Go back to your paintings & your "doddering".
 
2021-04-23 2:12:50 AM  

sithon: Well if you have to vote in a Republican, I would take Condoleezza Rice over Trump any day. That would just make the racists in the party heads explode.


She's infinitely more intelligent than W or Trump plus her years of education and experience regarding the Soviet Union would prepare her well for dealing with Russia. I will grant her that. I still wouldn't vote for her.
 
2021-04-23 2:25:24 AM  
So, when George Sr. lost in 92, Cheney, Rumsfeld, and a few other cabal assholes got together and chose a stooge to be their new puppet.  They chose another Bush.  So they got him elected to the least powerful governor job in the US - Texas.  He didn't finish the term because they ran him for President on the strength of his gubernatorial record, I'm not kidding at all.  That's it.  George W is completely a construct of his Dad's war profiteers.

Then W. made them all richer by grotesque margins within 2 years of being selected by SCOTUS as President.  I don't see how history can possibly look favorably on Republicans between 1970 and now.
 
2021-04-23 2:36:38 AM  
Trump was a democrat until he realized how much more easily he could con republicans. Let that ceramic basin with a drain and hot & cold water taps in.
 
2021-04-23 2:41:55 AM  

Gordon Bennett: sithon: Well if you have to vote in a Republican, I would take Condoleezza Rice over Trump any day. That would just make the racists in the party heads explode.

She's infinitely more intelligent than W or Trump plus her years of education and experience regarding the Soviet Union would prepare her well for dealing with Russia. I will grant her that. I still wouldn't vote for her.


She was a sycophantic lickspittle for the Bush administration.
 
2021-04-23 2:45:58 AM  

edmo: You can bet your sweet bippy he voted Biden.


bullshiat. The GOP is 110% about party above and beyond everything else.
 
2021-04-23 2:47:20 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Trump was a democrat until he realized how much more easily he could con republicans.


trump was never a democrat or a republican. he was always nothing more than an opportunist.
 
2021-04-23 2:48:08 AM  

hugram: What if Trump won by one vote?


Ask Bernie. He was in a similar circumstance.
 
2021-04-23 2:52:24 AM  
Why is this farker getting so much air time right now?
 
2021-04-23 2:56:22 AM  
This is like my mayor saying she wrote in John McCain in 2016 when there was literally no place to write-in for the Presidental candidate on our ballot.
 
2021-04-23 3:02:09 AM  
Look how wise age and experience have made him, don't we all feel stupid for ever doubting his staggering wisdom. So so wise
 
2021-04-23 3:06:36 AM  
Whelp. He's still a doofus.The difference now though is that he's not a dangerous doofus being backed (controlled?) by a complete sociopath. So we can let shiat slide (to a certain extent).

He can't hurt you anymore America.

Now can you show us on this topographical map where he bad-touched you?
 
2021-04-23 3:08:50 AM  
George W. Bush is a miserable failure.
 
2021-04-23 3:19:56 AM  
I admit it. I voted for Gary Johnson. 😐

Gary Johnson's funniest moments
Youtube 72zMVsd9MFg


He was my kind of weirdo.
 
2021-04-23 3:22:31 AM  
gary johnson - everest
Youtube 9nOy4WtAc4c
 
2021-04-23 3:33:57 AM  
So . . .

Not a Nazi.
Not T****.  (same thing, yeah, I know).

Still a dipshiat.  Go paint another toe, Dubya.  Don't call us, we'll call you (we won't).
 
2021-04-23 3:35:54 AM  
GO AWAY DUBYA

SERIOUSLY DUDE JUST STUFF A SHOE IN IT
 
2021-04-23 3:50:44 AM  
I always wonder about this existential threat narrative. I am relatively well read and take every broadcast with a grain of salt from both sides of the aisle. But I really cannot really remember any egregious laws or policies enacted under Trump that compare with other administrations, including this one. He started no wars and wanted raptor bring our troops back home, including from Germany which can defend themselves. He tried to defend the border so we did not get the onslaught we are getting now. He led us toward to energy independence. Minority employment soared. The stock market soared. He was transparent. Yes, he could be an asshole but was our asshole. I want a President that represents us and not Paris. He came down hard on the Iranians and their desire to nuke Israel. He sought travel bans on undesirables which almost every other country does. Yes, he did fark up to some degree by listening to Fauci who has turned out to be a lying little troll but who would you have listened to. He got vaccines ready in less than a year when experts said it would take years. Yes, he did not keep Cuomo from killing old folks in senior centers but if he had tried to take over regulation by states he would have rightfully called a dictator. So tell us the specific, objective policies that were an existential threat.
 
2021-04-23 3:52:50 AM  
Fark that rotten sh*tstain George "Dubya" Bush. He and his cabal should DIAF.
 
2021-04-23 3:59:04 AM  
Aw shiat.

There is an alternate universe where there was some guy counting ballots, found W's, and whispered, "Whoa. Hey, yeah. Wow. That's a great idea!" and then, after a Cohen Brothers montage of phone calls around the country on election night, with politicians, media, and common people going, "Well I'll be darned. Yeah." President Condoleeza Rice was declared the winner.

But nooOOOooOOoo we're stuck in this universe.
 
2021-04-23 4:11:31 AM  
Wow I was expecting leadership from this great American.
 
2021-04-23 4:34:05 AM  
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Strateegery.
 
2021-04-23 4:45:36 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Trump was a democrat until he realized how much more easily he could con republicans. Let that ceramic basin with a drain and hot & cold water taps in.


And what does it say about you that you're still peddling this years after it's been de-Snoped?
 
2021-04-23 4:51:23 AM  

GoldSpider: fragMasterFlash: Trump was a democrat until he realized how much more easily he could con republicans. Let that ceramic basin with a drain and hot & cold water taps in.

And what does it say about you that you're still peddling this years after it's been de-Snoped?


Your snopes link debunks a supposed quote by Trump about Republicans being the dumbest voters, not the stated claim that Trump was a Democrat then became a Republican because Republicans are easier to con.
 
2021-04-23 5:03:30 AM  

Kittypie070: GO AWAY DUBYA

SERIOUSLY DUDE JUST STUFF A SHOE IN IT


HERE HERE'S A SHOE

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AND HERE'S ANOTHER ONE SINCE YOU MISSED THE FIRST ONE
 
2021-04-23 5:08:46 AM  
W is dead to me
 
2021-04-23 5:23:05 AM  
Deep down a man who failed at owning an oil company and a Major League Baseball team feels a kinship to a main who failed at selling gambling, meat, liquor and football to New York and Philly.
 
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