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(NYPost)   Cocaine shmocaine, or words to that effect   ( divider line
    More: Misc, Death, Christopher Bridges, aging drug dealer, Danny Glover, shell casings, ex-con, Manhattan, English-language films  
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1871 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Apr 2021 at 1:05 AM (3 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-04-22 9:26:52 PM  
Damn, Karens aren't just asking to see the manager anymore ...
2021-04-22 10:31:51 PM  
Maybe he'll stop stepping on his cocaine with baby laxative or formula, then. Oh wait...
2021-04-23 1:18:32 AM  
I understand completely.
2021-04-23 1:21:53 AM  
At least he died quickly. The only person I've known who insisted on doing coke that late into life spent his last 6 months of in agony. All it took was feeling a bit off waking up one morning and shiat got progressively worse from there.
2021-04-23 1:27:41 AM  
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NOW it's garbage!
2021-04-23 1:29:15 AM  
I will take "Things Said By Tony Montana's Attorney" for $1,000, Alex.
2021-04-23 1:31:36 AM  
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2021-04-23 1:37:13 AM  
Legalize. And this kind of junk would happen less.
2021-04-23 1:41:36 AM  

waxbeans: Legalize. And this kind of junk would happen less.

If Ron Paul had been POTUS, both would be legal right meow:
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2021-04-23 2:12:55 AM  
No "allegedly"?
2021-04-23 2:29:24 AM  
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2021-04-23 2:59:49 AM  
Suspect in question
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2021-04-23 4:07:28 AM  
Holy fark what a garbage sti infected ass-pimple of a website.
2021-04-23 5:16:46 AM  
Should have checked the Yelp reviews first.
2021-04-23 5:54:12 AM  
It's nice to know some people still care about quality.
2021-04-23 6:21:55 AM  
The smaller the amount, the more hands it goes through, the more babylax it will be. If you buy a large amount without running a test kit, that's on you.

Then again, coke dealers are trash, so pew pew away.
2021-04-23 8:15:34 AM  
Users are losers.  And losers are users.  So don't do drugs.

/don't do drugs
2021-04-23 8:32:31 AM  
7 rounds. Isn't that a bit excessive?   The customer must've been really pissed.

And he just ruined his chances of finding another dealer. Because what dealer is going to want to risk their lives selling to him?

"I don't like the baggie your coke comes in" Bang, Bang!
2021-04-23 10:11:42 AM  
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... or words to that effect.
2021-04-23 10:20:49 AM  
FTFA:  "An aging drug dealer..."   Not any more.
2021-04-23 11:24:55 AM  
Did someone say cocaine?

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