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(Huffington Post)   Texas rancher likes big bucks, and he cannot lie   (huffpost.com) divider line
    More: Murica, Hunting, Deer, White-tailed deer, Elk, Wildlife Service, game ranches, deer conservation organizations, tall fences  
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2021-04-23 1:11:58 AM  
What kind of monster pays just to shoot an animal?
 
2021-04-23 1:18:01 AM  
Texas A&M University Professor Mark Westhusin, an expert in animal biotechnology, with the testicles of an exceptional buck

Stopped reading there. Can't ... ha .. can't breathe for laughing
 
2021-04-23 1:24:58 AM  

PartTimeBuddha: Texas A&M University Professor Mark Westhusin, an expert in animal biotechnology, with the testicles of an exceptional buck

Stopped reading there. Can't ... ha .. can't breathe for laughing


Hung like a horse, balled like a buck?
 
2021-04-23 1:33:51 AM  
Deer testicles are the cheapest food.  They're under a buck.
 
2021-04-23 1:54:59 AM  

leeksfromchichis: What kind of monster pays just to shoot an animal?


A bored egotisical redneck murcan from texass.
 
2021-04-23 1:57:00 AM  

PartTimeBuddha: Texas A&M University Professor Mark Westhusin, an expert in animal biotechnology, with the testicles of an exceptional buck

Stopped reading there. Can't ... ha .. can't breathe for laughing


Here i sit
Cheeks aflexin
Just gave birth
To another texan
 
2021-04-23 2:12:25 AM  
Well giant trucks needs giant deer to take them out
 
2021-04-23 2:40:37 AM  
Why don't they just do with deer what we do with humans? When we want one with a nice rack we just give them implants.
 
2021-04-23 5:20:30 AM  
I learned a new word - extirpation - from actually reading the article.
 
2021-04-23 5:59:10 AM  
Just have the BidenHarris ban hunting.  Problem solved.

First off, people don't need to eat meat.  Secondly, people don't need to own guns.  If a person just eats plants. They don't need guns for food.

Problem solved.
 
2021-04-23 8:39:26 AM  

leeksfromchichis: What kind of monster pays just to shoot an animal?


Seriously; you can just walk outside and do it for free in most places!
 
2021-04-23 8:39:51 AM  
They're not 'regular' looking deer, they're monstrosities bred to look like this:

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I like the look of a wild nontypical, but these things are just ridiculous.
 
2021-04-23 8:54:08 AM  

Mad Canadian: I learned a new word - extirpation - from actually reading the article.


I see you shiver with.....

Nevermind
 
2021-04-23 9:03:58 AM  

Andy Andy: They're not 'regular' looking deer, they're monstrosities bred to look like this:

[outdoorlife.com image 545x408]

I like the look of a wild nontypical, but these things are just ridiculous.


I've never seen the deer behind the fences at the canned hunt "ranches." that's disgusting. that can't be comfortable for the animal.

these canned hunt ranches are all over texas, and they're easy as hell to spot. they have those fences as seen that photo you posted. rich white dudes pay top dollar to "hunt" animals and take their picture with the corpse.
 
2021-04-23 9:13:35 AM  

Mad Canadian: extirpation


Too bad the GOP doesn't experience this more frequently.
 
2021-04-23 9:23:59 AM  
Why is stupid so concentrated in Texas? It's long past the time for a Texas tag. And it makes soooo much sense. Breed the animals so some dipshiat can pay to shoot them. Are they in a pen? fark them.
 
2021-04-23 9:27:09 AM  
question_dj:

I've never seen the deer behind the fences at the canned hunt "ranches." that's disgusting. that can't be comfortable for the animal.

these canned hunt ranches are all over texas, and they're easy as hell to spot. they have those fences as seen that photo you posted. rich white dudes pay top dollar to "hunt" animals and take their picture with the corpse.


I usually get a few deer up here (NY) each year, but no fences. I guess I won't knock it - fences, feeders, probably makes for an easier shot, quicker end for the animal on average. I can't imagine the animal is insulted either way as long as it's eaten, it just seems a little icky to me. I'd probably be a little embarrassed to show off that "trophy", though.
 
2021-04-23 10:00:33 AM  
Texas? yeah i can believe that would happen down there.   hell i could see it happening with Trophy wildlife in a number of western states if it were economically and legally viable.
 
2021-04-23 5:20:05 PM  

Andy Andy: They're not 'regular' looking deer, they're monstrosities bred to look like this:

[outdoorlife.com image 545x408]

I like the look of a wild nontypical, but these things are just ridiculous.


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Last I checked, shooting that ended badly.
 
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