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2021-04-22 6:55:09 PM  
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1-877-SARS 4 KIDS. Contract your SARS today.
 
2021-04-22 6:56:52 PM  
Kids and morons.
 
2021-04-22 7:06:10 PM  
Can we make an exception for people who never really grew up? I mean how infantile do you have to be to complain bitterly about a piece of cloth covering part of your face on a 10 minute run to the market for Wheaties and Budweiser?
 
2021-04-22 8:36:46 PM  
Yeah until they start dying by the thousands like in brazil...

Cant they take like 100 kids and test the vaccines on em?
 
2021-04-22 11:15:01 PM  
Isn't that cute...

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...but it's wrong!
 
2021-04-22 11:19:21 PM  
I don't wanna grow up...

Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
 
2021-04-22 11:20:29 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Can we make an exception for people who never really grew up? I mean how infantile do you have to be to complain bitterly about a piece of cloth covering part of your face on a 10 minute run to the market for Wheaties and Budweiser?


True, but what about Massachusetts, which requires outdoor masks at all times: https://www.google.com/amp/s/w​ww.bosto​nherald.com/2021/04/20/massachusetts-o​utdoor-mask-mandate-calls-grow-to-rela​x-mask-order-but-charlie-baker-not-rea​dy-to-commit/amp/

There isn't a consistent middle. On the other end, Texas is packing baseball stadiums.
 
2021-04-22 11:21:14 PM  
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Kids Incubated
 
2021-04-22 11:22:08 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Can we make an exception for people who never really grew up? I mean how infantile do you have to be to complain bitterly about a piece of cloth covering part of your face on a 10 minute run to the market for Wheaties and Budweiser?


I figured the maskholes would go after froot loops or something for kids. The Budweiser is spot on though.
 
2021-04-22 11:22:15 PM  
In March last year, some of my students were joking in the halls about the encroaching pandemic as the Boomer Doomer.

/the snark ended around the time New Jersey's lockdown started
 
2021-04-22 11:23:47 PM  

kyleaugustus: In March last year, some of my students were joking in the halls about the encroaching pandemic as the Boomer Doomer.

/the snark ended around the time New Jersey's lockdown started


Seems like you have some smart students.  Like 80% of people that died are over 70 in my state.
 
2021-04-22 11:25:23 PM  
good
 
2021-04-22 11:29:20 PM  
Sorry old people, Covid is for kids.
 
2021-04-22 11:30:25 PM  

kyleaugustus: In March last year, some of my students were joking in the halls about the encroaching pandemic as the Boomer Doomer.

/the snark ended around the time New Jersey's lockdown started


I heard it as Boomer Remover. That levity ended pretty quickly as the reality of thousands of people dying set in.
 
jvl [BareFark]
2021-04-22 11:30:45 PM  

lolmao500: Yeah until they start dying by the thousands like in brazil...

Cant they take like 100 kids and test the vaccines on em?


"Both Pfizer and Moderna are testing their two-dose vaccines in children as young as 6 months old." [linky]

ETA late Summer or Fall.
 
2021-04-22 11:31:36 PM  
I don't wanna grow up
I'm a COVID 19 kid
They got a million antimaskers downtown that I can play with!
 
2021-04-22 11:34:38 PM  
So what what does adult playground equipment looks like?
 
2021-04-22 11:37:45 PM  
"They don't catch it easily, they don't bring it home easily," Trump added. "And if they do catch it, they get better fast."

A blast from the past.
/Sorry that I brought that clown into this.
 
2021-04-22 11:40:05 PM  

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Kids Incubated


I believe you mean intubated, roasting kids with COVID is a bit over the top.
 
2021-04-22 11:41:02 PM  
Article's misleading. CDC numbers: 40.9% with 1st dose, 26.9% with both doses. Vaccination rate is slowing.

We're becoming complacent & recalcitrant. We were doing well, but, we're about to hit the "Wall of Morons."
 
2021-04-22 11:41:44 PM  
You guys pushed for reopening schools; what did you expect? You think every snot nosed kid is going to exercise proper mask usage and cleanliness practices?
 
2021-04-22 11:42:19 PM  
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Silly rabbit, COVID's for kids!
 
2021-04-22 11:43:16 PM  
Well, sounds like we farked around and we're about to find out
 
2021-04-22 11:45:34 PM  
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2021-04-22 11:47:07 PM  
So a bunch of kids running around the neighborhood breathing heavily on each other and the people they DO NOT TRY TO AVOID is a bad idea. Who'd a thunk.
 
2021-04-22 11:50:03 PM  
I remember getting chicken pox.  It was awful.  Its fatality rate among children was comparable to that of covid, but was much easier to catch.

I'm trying to imagine that if instead of sending me home from school for two weeks, they had shut down all schools for two years.  Would we have been better off?  We have a generation of children who are now test subjects in this social experiment.
 
2021-04-22 11:52:51 PM  

Wanderlusting: You guys pushed for reopening schools; what did you expect? You think every snot nosed kid is going to exercise proper mask usage and cleanliness practices?


To be fair, adults can't follow these practices, either.
 
2021-04-22 11:52:59 PM  

Gordon Bennett: kyleaugustus: In March last year, some of my students were joking in the halls about the encroaching pandemic as the Boomer Doomer.

/the snark ended around the time New Jersey's lockdown started

I heard it as Boomer Remover. That levity ended pretty quickly as the reality of thousands of people dying set in.


And how.

I live in a retirement community (no where near retirement age, it's a long story). My one neighbor refuses to get vaccinated. Why? Because as he said, every time he got a vaccination in the Army, he got sick from it. So while it isn't that he doesn't trust vaccines, he doesn't really want to be inconvenienced with the possibility of any short-term ill feelings. He also said he's 85, so if he dies from Covid, so what?

In the mean time, 3 people across two households on my street alone have died from Covid. At least another 8 last I heard have died elsewhere that I know of as of November, but houses are being emptied left and right as residents are either moving out to assisted living facilities, or are carried out by ambulances to never return. The place is darker at night with the absence of porch lights and empty parking spaces. I thought it was eerie when Vegas shut down and on Friday & Saturday nights it was dead quiet outside. Not even 9/11 was this quiet when the planes stopped flying. But now, it's slowly becoming an abandoned land around here.

Boomer Remover indeed.
 
2021-04-22 11:53:52 PM  
I don't get grow up, I'm a Coronavirus kid
they got a million germs in Coronavirus that I can play with
I don't get grow up, I'm a Coronavirus kid
they got the best for so much less, it'll really flip your lid
From aches to pains to coming up lame
it's the biggest disease there is (gee whiz!)
I don't get grow up, cause baby if I did
I couldn't be a Coronavirus kid
blown veins, no joy, oh boy!
Don't wanna be a Coronavirus kiiiiiiid
 
2021-04-22 11:57:57 PM  
I guarantee you if this virus had affected kids the way it affected seniors, every damn state would be locked down tighter than my ex-boss's wallet.
 
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2021-04-22 11:58:07 PM  
My daughter's school is pretty strict about the masks, distancing, and hand washing. My wife forgot her cell phone on morning and forgot to do the symptom check list for school. They wouldn't let my daughter in class until it was complete.

I had a checkup today. My doctor told me that the vaccination rate has been dropping around here. They opened it up to everyone 16+ about a week ago. Hopefully it is just confusion over who was eligible now and more people will start getting them. The state is paying for all vaccinations, so even if you are under or uninsured, you can get the vaccinations.

One of the best ways to protect the kids and safely open up is get all eligible adults to vaccinate.

On the plus side, I didn't get the flu from my daughter being at school. A bit of evidence that masks and the other measures help, and not just with Covid. I think the masks should continue. Loved not getting a couple of colds or the flu like I normally would.
 
2021-04-22 11:59:29 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Can we make an exception for people who never really grew up? I mean how infantile do you have to be to complain bitterly about a piece of cloth covering part of your face on a 10 minute run to the market for Wheaties and Budweiser?


/looks around for hidden cameras.
 
2021-04-22 11:59:58 PM  

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1-877-SARS 4 KIDS. Contract your SARS today.


Goddamitsomuch, there should be a filter to prevent references to this farking jingle.

I actually have a car I need to donate and you can be sure as shiat it's going to ANY OTHER CHARITY except that one.
 
2021-04-23 12:07:56 AM  
All age groups get the same percentage of Covid victims with brain damae. Age is not relevant to brain damage.

That is scary, and the article is misleading to claim children getting Covid is okay.
 
2021-04-23 12:15:16 AM  

IgG4: Kids and morons.


Otherwise known as Antivaccers.

I can see kids getting sick in high numbers after talking to my daughter in law. They forced her to send my grandson to school. She was told that if she kept him out this term, she would not be allowed to get him back in and she had no choice. When he went to his class, no other kids were wearing masks. He was the only one that wore one. He was seated between two of his friends, though one of them was not there the first day. A few days later his other friend was also stayed home. My daughter in law got a call from that boys mother, to inform her that both boys had vivid. There was no announcement, no letters to the parents, no one would even tell her if it were true that the boys had vivid. He is still going to school, but I don't like it. I wish we could move close to them, my husband could teach them. He is a retired teacher.
 
2021-04-23 12:21:41 AM  

OrangeSnapper: Wanderlusting: You guys pushed for reopening schools; what did you expect? You think every snot nosed kid is going to exercise proper mask usage and cleanliness practices?

To be fair, adults can't follow these practices, either.


Seriously. I'm a teacher back to a hybrid teaching model. The only people I have seen with mask issues are teachers, admin and secretaries. The kids are handling it just fine. The worst offender? The health teacher.
 
2021-04-23 12:21:53 AM  

Declassify Issue: fragMasterFlash: Can we make an exception for people who never really grew up? I mean how infantile do you have to be to complain bitterly about a piece of cloth covering part of your face on a 10 minute run to the market for Wheaties and Budweiser?

True, but what about Massachusetts, which requires outdoor masks at all times: https://www.google.com/amp/s/ww​w.bostonherald.com/2021/04/20/massachu​setts-outdoor-mask-mandate-calls-grow-​to-relax-mask-order-but-charlie-baker-​not-ready-to-commit/amp/

There isn't a consistent middle. On the other end, Texas is packing baseball stadiums.


With no problems.
 
2021-04-23 12:27:36 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: I guarantee you if this virus had affected kids the way it affected seniors, every damn state would be locked down tighter than my ex-boss's wallet.


B.1.1.7 does, unfortunately.
 
jvl [BareFark]
2021-04-23 12:52:12 AM  

OrangeSnapper: I remember getting chicken pox.  It was awful.  Its fatality rate among children was comparable to that of covid, but was much easier to catch.

I'm trying to imagine that if instead of sending me home from school for two weeks, they had shut down all schools for two years.  Would we have been better off?  We have a generation of children who are now test subjects in this social experiment.


What is this utter horseshiat! Read your own farking link!

Literally from the CDC article you pointed at: "The fatality rate for varicella was approximately 1 per 100,000"

Even for adults, fatalities are just 0.02%. If *every adult* got chicken box at the same time, we'd have 50K deaths.  Just look at how many more deaths we actually have from covid when only a minority of people were infected.

That's *nothing* like the fatality rate seen for covid. Also chicken pox doesn't spread anywhere near as well as Covid.
 
2021-04-23 1:00:24 AM  

jvl: lolmao500: Yeah until they start dying by the thousands like in brazil...

Cant they take like 100 kids and test the vaccines on em?

"Both Pfizer and Moderna are testing their two-dose vaccines in children as young as 6 months old." [linky]

ETA late Summer or Fall.


as a parent of two young kiddos, that's taken this whole pandemic thing more seriously than anyone I personally know, I'd just like to say

Wooooooooo

you are the bearer of good news
 
2021-04-23 1:05:54 AM  

C18H27NO3: "They don't catch it easily, they don't bring it home easily," Trump added. "And if they do catch it, they get better fast."

A blast from the past.
/Sorry that I brought that clown into this.


No you're not.
 
2021-04-23 1:08:42 AM  

daffy: IgG4: Kids and morons.

Otherwise known as Antivaccers.

I can see kids getting sick in high numbers after talking to my daughter in law. They forced her to send my grandson to school. She was told that if she kept him out this term, she would not be allowed to get him back in and she had no choice. When he went to his class, no other kids were wearing masks. He was the only one that wore one. He was seated between two of his friends, though one of them was not there the first day. A few days later his other friend was also stayed home. My daughter in law got a call from that boys mother, to inform her that both boys had vivid. There was no announcement, no letters to the parents, no one would even tell her if it were true that the boys had vivid. He is still going to school, but I don't like it. I wish we could move close to them, my husband could teach them. He is a retired teacher.


I imagine it was tough for their parents to see them like that.
 
2021-04-23 1:09:41 AM  

a far candle: The worst offender? The health teacher.


Let me guess, classroom teaching isn't their usual gig?  Fat bastard who rides a golf cart while yelling at kids to run a faster mile, probably a Snickers pie from losing a foot, stares at the boys changing in the locker room?
 
2021-04-23 1:32:36 AM  

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1-877-SARS 4 KIDS. Contract your SARS today.


That's cold! Hahahahahahahaha!
 
2021-04-23 1:51:53 AM  

Declassify Issue: fragMasterFlash: Can we make an exception for people who never really grew up? I mean how infantile do you have to be to complain bitterly about a piece of cloth covering part of your face on a 10 minute run to the market for Wheaties and Budweiser?

True, but what about Massachusetts, which requires outdoor masks at all times: https://www.google.com/amp/s/ww​w.bostonherald.com/2021/04/20/massachu​setts-outdoor-mask-mandate-calls-grow-​to-relax-mask-order-but-charlie-baker-​not-ready-to-commit/amp/

There isn't a consistent middle. On the other end, Texas is packing baseball stadiums.


I'm unfortunately close to Texas, and they're predicting areas of blowing dust and limited visibility tomorrow.  Texans are maskless dumbasses who don't care that they are getting lungfuls of dust and cow shiat.
 
2021-04-23 2:15:04 AM  
Last year, weren't there politicians who kept saying kids are less likely to get coronavirus so they should go to school?

The whole coronavirus situation is stupid. Doctors and politicians keep switching statements. Just assume coronavirus will wreck or kill you if you somehow get it, and no, the vaccines aren't perfect that's why they have all of those side effects on people that lasts weeks or even months, especially for women.
 
2021-04-23 4:32:53 AM  

fragMasterFlash: Can we make an exception for people who never really grew up? I mean how infantile do you have to be to complain bitterly about a piece of cloth covering part of your face on a 10 minute run to the market for Wheaties and Budweiser?


Right? I don't get it.
ALSO. I bet these people would be mad at me for not wanting to show my receipt at farking WalMart.
JFC.
It's like they only like enforcing rules on other people and don't like obey himself
 
2021-04-23 4:33:51 AM  

Declassify Issue: fragMasterFlash: Can we make an exception for people who never really grew up? I mean how infantile do you have to be to complain bitterly about a piece of cloth covering part of your face on a 10 minute run to the market for Wheaties and Budweiser?

True, but what about Massachusetts, which requires outdoor masks at all times: https://www.google.com/amp/s/ww​w.bostonherald.com/2021/04/20/massachu​setts-outdoor-mask-mandate-calls-grow-​to-relax-mask-order-but-charlie-baker-​not-ready-to-commit/amp/

There isn't a consistent middle. On the other end, Texas is packing baseball stadiums.


Do people in Massachusetts know how to social distance?
 
2021-04-23 4:35:04 AM  

C18H27NO3: "They don't catch it easily, they don't bring it home easily," Trump added. "And if they do catch it, they get better fast."

A blast from the past.
/Sorry that I brought that clown into this.


Who's Trump?
 
2021-04-23 4:44:42 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: All age groups get the same percentage of Covid victims with brain damae. Age is not relevant to brain damage.

That is scary, and the article is misleading to claim children getting Covid is okay.


Uh, source?
 
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