Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(wtnh.com)   Remember to count your kids   (wtnh.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Tree, Branch, Connecticut, New Haven, Connecticut, Video of a young child, agency partners, daycare center, immediate steps  
•       •       •

3457 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Apr 2021 at 11:45 PM (2 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



25 Comments     (+0 »)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2021-04-22 6:21:36 PM  
I didn't know they were still in business. They had issues 40 years ago.
 
2021-04-22 6:26:16 PM  
KEVIN!
 
2021-04-22 9:02:57 PM  
i.ytimg.comView Full Size

I looked out the window, and there was a farking baby standing on the corner. And the baby didn't even look scared, he was just standing there. And it made me sad you know, because I wanted to help the baby. I was like, "Mm mm I don't trust you either, click! clllick! The old baby-on-the-corner trick, eh? Not gonna fall for that shiat." As time goes by I start feeling worse, I was like, "What the hell is wrong with me, I'm scared of a baby! But this baby could be in trouble, he may need my help. I gotta do something." But I wasn't gonna get out of the car. I'm serious, man. I just cranked the window open a little bit. "Hey baby! Baby, go home, man! It's 3 o'clock in the afternoon man, what the fark are you doing out?" The baby says, "I'm selling weed, biatch!"
 
2021-04-22 11:50:39 PM  
Why? She told me she had an IUD.
 
2021-04-22 11:52:13 PM  
it's a kid. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a kid... always use the indefinite article a kid, never your kid.
 
2021-04-22 11:53:03 PM  
Still 0!
 
2021-04-22 11:53:14 PM  
"We should be thankful it wasn't a pedophile who found the child," said a parent stopping to pick up her child from the KinderCare Thursday afternoon.

Every nook and cranny of the country is just teeming with pedophiles ready to pounce on any toddler that isn't protected by a phalanx of armed heroes. Is Karen sure the staff of the KinderCare aren't pedos? Or Satan worshippers?
 
2021-04-22 11:55:48 PM  
"We should be thankful it wasn't a pedophile who found the child," said a parent stopping to pick up her child from the KinderCare Thursday afternoon

Maybe it was....
 
2021-04-22 11:59:04 PM  
I always told my sons that I came with two kids, I am leaving with two kids, I don't care if they are the ones I came with.

This is actually a very serious problem. If it were my son, I would flip out. The person in charge might have to visit the hospital after tripping four or five times. Then, I would find out which care giver was supposed to be watching him. They might have a more serious accident. Probably by cars running them  over.
 
2021-04-23 12:01:08 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-04-23 12:07:55 AM  
Ages ago when my kid was at a local KinderCare they kept moving him into groups of kids much older than him simply because he was big for his age. Those older kids behaved rather aggressively when no one was looking and of course mine mimicked that behavior, except for the "when no one is looking" part. It took being called out of work because of a call stating my kid was acting inappropriately before we switched him to a different daycare and we never had another single behavioral problem again. The extra $$$ was hard to come by at the time but looking back it was cheddar well spent.
 
2021-04-23 12:28:58 AM  

DoctorCal: "We should be thankful it wasn't a pedophile who found the child," said a parent stopping to pick up her child from the KinderCare Thursday afternoon.

Every nook and cranny of the country is just teeming with pedophiles ready to pounce on any toddler that isn't protected by a phalanx of armed heroes. Is Karen sure the staff of the KinderCare aren't pedos? Or Satan worshippers?


Kinda my reaction.

Missing teenagers are something of a worry because they're probably actively getting themselves in trouble and potentially a target for criminals for various reasons, and there's no reason for passing adults to inherently find them being alone irregular enough to stop and ask questions about it.

Straight-up prepubescent children, though, I'm pretty sure there's not a neighborhood in existence (at least in the US) where some passing adult wouldn't recover them either to the authorities or their guardians in short order.  That's... kind of a basic function of civilization.  If anything the error goes way in the other direction, we're so collectively responsible on this one that we frequently overshoot the mark and get stories about the cops getting called to recover unattended children who were just out playing in their own neighborhood and similar.
 
2021-04-23 12:33:25 AM  
Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-04-23 12:34:33 AM  
Just don't do it before they hatch.

cdn01.vulcanpost.comView Full Size
 
2021-04-23 12:43:46 AM  
Really? Could have sworn we were warned to hide them.
 
2021-04-23 12:48:24 AM  

Jim_Callahan: DoctorCal: "We should be thankful it wasn't a pedophile who found the child," said a parent stopping to pick up her child from the KinderCare Thursday afternoon.

Every nook and cranny of the country is just teeming with pedophiles ready to pounce on any toddler that isn't protected by a phalanx of armed heroes. Is Karen sure the staff of the KinderCare aren't pedos? Or Satan worshippers?

Kinda my reaction.

Missing teenagers are something of a worry because they're probably actively getting themselves in trouble and potentially a target for criminals for various reasons, and there's no reason for passing adults to inherently find them being alone irregular enough to stop and ask questions about it.

Straight-up prepubescent children, though, I'm pretty sure there's not a neighborhood in existence (at least in the US) where some passing adult wouldn't recover them either to the authorities or their guardians in short order.  That's... kind of a basic function of civilization.  If anything the error goes way in the other direction, we're so collectively responsible on this one that we frequently overshoot the mark and get stories about the cops getting called to recover unattended children who were just out playing in their own neighborhood and similar.


I don't get it. Why would someone want to have kids shot just because they were out playing?
 
2021-04-23 1:24:45 AM  
Whelp, that's gonna be a lawsuit.
 
2021-04-23 2:13:24 AM  
lh3.googleusercontent.comView Full Size
 
2021-04-23 2:33:17 AM  

kermit the forg: Whelp, that's gonna be a lawsuit.


Good. And it looks like daddy is all dressed up for it.

A number of years ago, I was walking in a mall and I see this toddler walking on his own. I walk up with a generic "hey, how are you?" or something, but by then little kid was already freaking out and crying, and starts to walk away. I kept trying to coax the kid to come to me, no use. I kept shadowing him, with him half freaking out because of being lost and because this stranger won't let him go. I see a mall cop and point to the kid and say something along the lines of "lost child". Guard initially thought it was mine. He gives out a call on his radio and then also fails to coax the kid to him. By that point kid is so freaking out and crying he actually throws up while calling for mom.
This was a long 5 minutes of us coaxing the kid, making sure he didn't head down the escalators when momma shows up laughing with a "kids will be kids" demeanor stating that they were in the kids play area with his siblings and cousins when he walked off.
I told her to give him something to calm his stomach as he had just vomited, and she just laughs it off and walks away.

Guard and I are left there staring at each other until I just shook my head, threw up my hands and walked away.
 
2021-04-23 2:48:27 AM  

Resident Muslim: kermit the forg: Whelp, that's gonna be a lawsuit.

Good. And it looks like daddy is all dressed up for it.

A number of years ago, I was walking in a mall and I see this toddler walking on his own. I walk up with a generic "hey, how are you?" or something, but by then little kid was already freaking out and crying, and starts to walk away. I kept trying to coax the kid to come to me, no use. I kept shadowing him, with him half freaking out because of being lost and because this stranger won't let him go. I see a mall cop and point to the kid and say something along the lines of "lost child". Guard initially thought it was mine. He gives out a call on his radio and then also fails to coax the kid to him. By that point kid is so freaking out and crying he actually throws up while calling for mom.
This was a long 5 minutes of us coaxing the kid, making sure he didn't head down the escalators when momma shows up laughing with a "kids will be kids" demeanor stating that they were in the kids play area with his siblings and cousins when he walked off.
I told her to give him something to calm his stomach as he had just vomited, and she just laughs it off and walks away.

Guard and I are left there staring at each other until I just shook my head, threw up my hands and walked away.


Kids will often cry so hard they throw up. It's really not a big deal. Mom losing her child is, though.

As for TFA, holy shiat, somebody is getting fired and the whole place could be shut down. You don't lose kids. You especially don't lose toddlers. Goddamn is someone going to lose in court.
 
2021-04-23 4:17:17 AM  
When You Bring A Baby To A Heist | Series 3 - All Episodes On iPlayer Now
Youtube Cwx7JaPGkag
 
2021-04-23 6:49:17 AM  
0

What do I win?
 
2021-04-23 8:29:28 AM  
0.  That was easy.
 
2021-04-23 10:49:28 AM  
-1,-2,-3,-4 ...

Counting batch of semen that did not end up making a baby, or in a woman, or near a woman, I might be a while.
 
2021-04-23 2:34:46 PM  
Actual article headline: Father of toddler missing from KinderCare, found playing near Rt15 off-ramp speaks out

Why was the father playing by the highway when he should have been looking for his kid?
 
Displayed 25 of 25 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking





On Twitter



  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.