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2021-04-22 4:18:38 PM  
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2021-04-22 4:22:14 PM  
Hey hey!
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2021-04-22 4:23:36 PM  
2nd shot down. 
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2021-04-22 4:40:09 PM  
Two plus hours after second shot, no side effects yet
 
2021-04-22 4:42:15 PM  
https://twitter.com/ZcohenCNN/status/​1​385046067251666944?s=20

A US Capitol Police officer directed "all outside units" on the morning of January 6 via radio broadcast to only monitor for anti-Trump agitators "who want to start a fight," & not any "pro-Trump in the crowd," according to newly revealed info cited in an internal investigation.
 
2021-04-22 4:42:43 PM  

west.la.lawyer: Two plus hours after second shot, no side effects yet


Coming up on 3 for me

I have gotten kind of tired over the past hour
 
2021-04-22 4:44:44 PM  
 
2021-04-22 4:45:35 PM  
Bloomberg:

JUST IN: President Biden will propose almost doubling the capital gains tax rate for wealthy individuals to 39.6%.

The plan would boost the capital gains rate to 39.6% for those earning $1 million or more, an increase from the current base rate of 20%, the people said on the condition of anonymity because the plan is not yet public.
 
2021-04-22 4:45:38 PM  

west.la.lawyer: Two plus hours after second shot, no side effects yet


My nephew said he thought his second shot wasn't working for at least 8 hours before he got hit by a wave of symptoms. His experience with the first shot sounded a bit more severe than mine, so maybe the second shot won't be quite so side-effect-y for me. I had only the "punched in the arm" issue, with about 12 hours of discomfort. My nephew said his arm soreness lasted two days.

We've both gotten the Pfizer at Levi's Stadium. My second shot is next Tuesday, with Mr SJF as well. He had no side-effects at all on the first shot.
 
2021-04-22 4:48:45 PM  
Glad to see my friends all getting (not cop) shot
 
2021-04-22 4:50:22 PM  

JulieAzel626: Burning Man organizers considering requiring mandatory Covid-19 vaccinations for attendance.


Well, the attendees are known to be strict rule followers.
 
2021-04-22 4:58:45 PM  
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2021-04-22 5:09:10 PM  
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2021-04-22 5:11:43 PM  
https://twitter.com/NBCPolitics/statu​s​/1385338962248671234?s=19

A bill that would stop some voters from getting a ballot automatically mailed to them each election failed unexpectedly in Arizona's state Senate Thursday after a single Republican joined Democrats in voting against the legislation.
 
2021-04-22 5:13:26 PM  
Deanne Criswell confirmed as FEMA Administrator by the Senate via voice vote. Kinda slipped it in there as part of End of Day business.
 
2021-04-22 5:14:09 PM  
Ooooookay.  This week is almost done.

Got some straw bales in the planter boxes, put some alfalfa meal on them and smooshed it down in.  Gonna let it steep for a while and eventually plant some plants in the bales and see how it goes.  The voles have gotten pretty bold about tunneling up into the little raised beds, so we're trying this before we try clearing everything out and putting down hardware cloth and/or rock before building new boxes and all.
 
2021-04-22 5:17:55 PM  

freddyV: 2nd shot down. [Fark user image 425x566]


Yay.
Hydrate, Tylenol, take a nap.
 
2021-04-22 5:19:05 PM  
My 4 biggest contractors just emailed me and gave me tomorrow off work.

They all said they have heard some people have side effects so they gave me tomorrow off with pay.
 
2021-04-22 5:19:43 PM  
Weirdest Foods From Ancient Roman Cuisine
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2021-04-22 5:22:42 PM  

west.la.lawyer: Two plus hours after second shot, no side effects yet


I had some fatigue hitherto unknown about 24-36 hours after the shot.  Like seriously not wanting to do anything.  And I'm a fairly early riser, up and doing stuff, day in and day out.  Making my bed on Tuesday was arduous, I kid you not. But I was not still in bed and felt like I've done my duty (even though I've thought this pandemic has been egregiously mishandled from the gitgo).
 
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2021-04-22 5:27:14 PM  
Day 2 of 5G Upgrade: So, Faraday got home around 3:30am. I finished up dinner while they showered, and it was on the table when they emerged. We chatted, the girls were goofy, we went to bed around 5, I fell asleep around 6:30am. Woke up at 4pm. Coffee now.

There's some sort of police standoff in the Piedmont Heights section of town. Six squads, no fire, no bambilance. Guess they were trying to serve an arrest warrant and the subject is choosing to not exit the house. That's all I know right now.

Coffee. Yes.
 
2021-04-22 5:30:03 PM  
I am attempting to watch the 6 part QAnon documentary on HBO.

It's going slow.

I have to stop every 5-10 minutes and take a break before I throw something at the TV, break something, have a migraine attack, or raid the booze cabinet.

And I have been watching the first episode for the past hour and am only 20 minutes in.
 
2021-04-22 5:30:28 PM  
I mentioned earlier this week I was having problems with my toidy flushing.

Finally got a plumber here today.
he looked at it 10 minutes and told me it was hard water build up. He could clean it or I could get a pumice stone and do it and save myself some money. I am cheap so I decided to do it.

He was here 15 minutes and I still got a bill for $125.

I went into the wrong field.
 
2021-04-22 5:31:02 PM  

null: I am attempting to watch the 6 part QAnon documentary on HBO.

It's going slow.

I have to stop every 5-10 minutes and take a break before I throw something at the TV, break something, have a migraine attack, or raid the booze cabinet.

And I have been watching the first episode for the past hour and am only 20 minutes in.


I've thought about watching it, but I haven't decided if I want to inflict that on myself just yet.
 
2021-04-22 5:31:41 PM  
https://www.twitter.com/mjs_DC/status​/​1385279263738417157

"By a 5-2 vote, the ultra-conservative Florida Supreme Court tosses a ballot initiative legalizing recreational marijuana, under the (ridiculous) reasoning that its wording implies that the initiative will somehow legalize weed federally. Total insanity. https://t.co/MJhCl3OKBV"
 
2021-04-22 5:38:24 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: https://www.twitter.com/mjs_DC/status​/​1385279263738417157

"By a 5-2 vote, the ultra-conservative Florida Supreme Court tosses a ballot initiative legalizing recreational marijuana, under the (ridiculous) reasoning that its wording implies that the initiative will somehow legalize weed federally. Total insanity. https://t.co/MJhCl3OKBV"


Need to stop calling them conservative. They're not conservative at all, they're right wing extremists. There aren't any conservatives left in the GQP, they abandoned it because it was a failed ideology. We're left with this shiat instead, and the media neglects to update the name to match the rhetoric.
 
2021-04-22 5:38:46 PM  

dr_blasto: null: I am attempting to watch the 6 part QAnon documentary on HBO.

It's going slow.

I have to stop every 5-10 minutes and take a break before I throw something at the TV, break something, have a migraine attack, or raid the booze cabinet.

And I have been watching the first episode for the past hour and am only 20 minutes in.

I've thought about watching it, but I haven't decided if I want to inflict that on myself just yet.


Don't get me wrong, it seems quite good, I just can't stand the sheer amount of completely and utterly f*cking stupid people they showcase.

I would love to watch it while stoned with Kittypie070 and Auntie Cheesus just so I could see what MST3K would be like if it was rated R/TV-MA (Graphic Violence, Strong Sexual Content, Graphic Language)
 
2021-04-22 5:53:07 PM  
Evening everyone, happy Friday eve. Glad to see so many of you getting your vaccinations. I hope side effects are mild, or that you get really cool superpowers. Not lame ones like talking to fish.
 
2021-04-22 5:54:12 PM  

null: I am attempting to watch the 6 part QAnon documentary on HBO.

It's going slow.

I have to stop every 5-10 minutes and take a break before I throw something at the TV, break something, have a migraine attack, or raid the booze cabinet.

And I have been watching the first episode for the past hour and am only 20 minutes in.



Jesus sh*tballs.

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2021-04-22 5:56:22 PM  

Cultured: Evening everyone, happy Friday eve. Glad to see so many of you getting your vaccinations. I hope side effects are mild, or that you get really cool superpowers. Not lame ones like talking to fish.


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Not amused.
 
2021-04-22 5:56:51 PM  
FYI This is what an unrepentant Parmesan cheese thief looks like. Smug little bastard.
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2021-04-22 5:58:22 PM  

Kittypie070: null: I am attempting to watch the 6 part QAnon documentary on HBO.

It's going slow.

I have to stop every 5-10 minutes and take a break before I throw something at the TV, break something, have a migraine attack, or raid the booze cabinet.

And I have been watching the first episode for the past hour and am only 20 minutes in.


Jesus sh*tballs.

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What is the collective noun for a group of nutjob conspiracy theorists?
 
2021-04-22 5:59:21 PM  

null: dr_blasto: null: I am attempting to watch the 6 part QAnon documentary on HBO.

It's going slow.

I have to stop every 5-10 minutes and take a break before I throw something at the TV, break something, have a migraine attack, or raid the booze cabinet.

And I have been watching the first episode for the past hour and am only 20 minutes in.

I've thought about watching it, but I haven't decided if I want to inflict that on myself just yet.

Don't get me wrong, it seems quite good, I just can't stand the sheer amount of completely and utterly f*cking stupid people they showcase.

I would love to watch it while stoned with Kittypie070 and Auntie Cheesus just so I could see what MST3K would be like if it was rated R/TV-MA (Graphic Violence, Strong Sexual Content, Graphic Language)


Is there a way to watch it if you don't have HBO?
 
2021-04-22 6:00:28 PM  

null: Kittypie070: null: I am attempting to watch the 6 part QAnon documentary on HBO.

It's going slow.

I have to stop every 5-10 minutes and take a break before I throw something at the TV, break something, have a migraine attack, or raid the booze cabinet.

And I have been watching the first episode for the past hour and am only 20 minutes in.


Jesus sh*tballs.

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What is the collective noun for a group of nutjob conspiracy theorists?


A "derp"?
 
2021-04-22 6:00:47 PM  

freddyV: [Fark user image 497x253]


Closest I can think of is this (which inspired the perhaps more well-known Bloodhound Gang song):

THE ROOF IS ON FIRE - Rock Master Scott and The Dynamic Three 1985
Youtube 4Ge2sHGRf5c



/Ahoy-hoy gang. I hope everyone has got the hang of Thursdays by now
 
2021-04-22 6:01:06 PM  

BDR459: null: dr_blasto: null: I am attempting to watch the 6 part QAnon documentary on HBO.

It's going slow.

I have to stop every 5-10 minutes and take a break before I throw something at the TV, break something, have a migraine attack, or raid the booze cabinet.

And I have been watching the first episode for the past hour and am only 20 minutes in.

I've thought about watching it, but I haven't decided if I want to inflict that on myself just yet.

Don't get me wrong, it seems quite good, I just can't stand the sheer amount of completely and utterly f*cking stupid people they showcase.

I would love to watch it while stoned with Kittypie070 and Auntie Cheesus just so I could see what MST3K would be like if it was rated R/TV-MA (Graphic Violence, Strong Sexual Content, Graphic Language)

Is there a way to watch it if you don't have HBO?


I don't think so, because it's HBO's documentary.
 
2021-04-22 6:01:53 PM  

Cultured: null: Kittypie070: null: I am attempting to watch the 6 part QAnon documentary on HBO.

It's going slow.

I have to stop every 5-10 minutes and take a break before I throw something at the TV, break something, have a migraine attack, or raid the booze cabinet.

And I have been watching the first episode for the past hour and am only 20 minutes in.


Jesus sh*tballs.

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What is the collective noun for a group of nutjob conspiracy theorists?

A "derp"?


This is more than derp.
 
2021-04-22 6:02:56 PM  

null: Cultured: null: Kittypie070: null: I am attempting to watch the 6 part QAnon documentary on HBO.

It's going slow.

I have to stop every 5-10 minutes and take a break before I throw something at the TV, break something, have a migraine attack, or raid the booze cabinet.

And I have been watching the first episode for the past hour and am only 20 minutes in.


Jesus sh*tballs.

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What is the collective noun for a group of nutjob conspiracy theorists?

A "derp"?

This is more than derp.


A Sparrow of Conspiracy Nuts.
 
2021-04-22 6:03:18 PM  

Cultured: null: Kittypie070: null: I am attempting to watch the 6 part QAnon documentary on HBO.

It's going slow.

I have to stop every 5-10 minutes and take a break before I throw something at the TV, break something, have a migraine attack, or raid the booze cabinet.

And I have been watching the first episode for the past hour and am only 20 minutes in.


Jesus sh*tballs.

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What is the collective noun for a group of nutjob conspiracy theorists?

A "derp"?


Libertarians
 
2021-04-22 6:08:34 PM  

null: What is the collective noun for a group of nutjob conspiracy theorists?


a chamber-pottery.

a crackery.

hmm...
 
2021-04-22 6:09:14 PM  

null: Kittypie070: null: I am attempting to watch the 6 part QAnon documentary on HBO.

It's going slow.

I have to stop every 5-10 minutes and take a break before I throw something at the TV, break something, have a migraine attack, or raid the booze cabinet.

And I have been watching the first episode for the past hour and am only 20 minutes in.


Jesus sh*tballs.

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What is the collective noun for a group of nutjob conspiracy theorists?


A libertard

Because it's ALL projection
 
2021-04-22 6:11:54 PM  
Right now they are talking about Qtubers and other Q following morons who went all in and brainwashed others.

The stupid, it burns.
 
2021-04-22 6:12:38 PM  
And I can still remember the first time I heard that song. We had a multi-grade and multi-school field trip to see something (symphony for youth is a good bet) in the main town and then we were taken to a beach park to eat our lunches. We were allowed to bring our own boomboxes but while on the bus everyone had to take turns being the DJ. At some point during lunch a break dancing battle started up between schools and The Roof is on Fire was one of the songs that was played.

/fin
 
2021-04-22 6:14:00 PM  
A "bedlam of nutters"?
 
2021-04-22 6:15:38 PM  
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2021-04-22 6:20:18 PM  
Also I certainly missed the adult content warnings for this, because they show screenshots from 4chan and 8chan and well OH GOD MY EYES yes that was futa pr0n they showed.

BRB bleaching eyes.
 
2021-04-22 6:31:39 PM  
Bleargh Jerome Qorsi and Alex Jones.
 
2021-04-22 6:33:59 PM  
The shot is kicking my butt.

I can't stay awake.

I am gonna go nap
 
2021-04-22 6:35:09 PM  

freddyV: The shot is kicking my butt.

I can't stay awake.

I am gonna go nap


go sleep we will be here when you awaken
 
2021-04-22 6:43:21 PM  
I survived part 1 of 6.
 
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