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2021-04-22 4:40:43 PM  
A horse?
 
2021-04-22 4:56:23 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: A horse?


Of course, of course.
 
2021-04-22 5:06:01 PM  
Smrt people
 
2021-04-22 5:06:08 PM  
You never know when an unlicensed underground horseshoe match will spring up.
 
2021-04-22 5:07:06 PM  
It's for protection against the... lords & ladies
 
2021-04-22 5:08:46 PM  
I didn't find the horseshoe, I lost three.
 
2021-04-22 5:08:58 PM  
Do you not?

/ I'm far more intrigued by the "microwaving a fire extinguisher" bit
 
2021-04-22 5:08:59 PM  
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2021-04-22 5:09:33 PM  
When else would you carry a horseshoe?
 
2021-04-22 5:10:46 PM  
This guy?
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2021-04-22 5:11:02 PM  
Fey.

That's why you would carry an iron horse shoe.

Farking fey.
 
2021-04-22 5:11:09 PM  
A superstitious gambler in Las Vegas?
 
2021-04-22 5:13:17 PM  
A quarter horse.
 
2021-04-22 5:13:58 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: Fey.

That's why you would carry an iron horse shoe.

Farking fey.


Ssssshh!  You're not supposed to NAME them!
 
2021-04-22 5:15:08 PM  
Well, he put a fire extinguisher in a microwave and it didn't blow him to kingdom come, so I guess the lucky horseshoe worked.  Take that skeptics!
 
2021-04-22 5:15:53 PM  
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2021-04-22 5:19:43 PM  
Who just carries a horseshoe around at 4am?

A farrier
 
2021-04-22 5:22:52 PM  
Who just carries a horseshoe around at 4am?

The asshole who doesn't understand horses buck when you do that.

Err replying for a friend
 
2021-04-22 5:27:19 PM  
Olden pony - Who got my rusty horseshoe?
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2021-04-22 5:29:14 PM  
That article read like Madlibs.

A man accused of trying to take NOUN from a U. S. STATE hotel was arrested after allegedly swinging a NOUN at an employee, damaging property and trying to VERB a NOUN, according to LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY.

A man accused of trying to take snacks from a Colorado hotel was arrested after allegedly swinging a horseshoe at an employee, damaging property and trying to microwave a fire extinguisher, according to the Pueblo Police Department.
 
2021-04-22 5:30:41 PM  
The prepared.
 
2021-04-22 5:33:57 PM  
It was homework.

If it wasn't for that horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
 
2021-04-22 5:35:20 PM  

maddan: Well, he put a fire extinguisher in a microwave and it didn't blow him to kingdom come, so I guess the lucky horseshoe worked.  Take that skeptics!


The microwave is more likely to suffer trauma than the fire extinguisher.
 
2021-04-22 5:36:48 PM  
It's like a ninja star for a cowboy who lacks a concealed carry permit. Very ineffective though
 
2021-04-22 5:43:03 PM  

berylman: It's like a ninja star for a cowboy who lacks a concealed carry permit. Very ineffective though


Seriously, you are better off carrying an unloaded pistol in one pocket and a clip in the other in most places.  The laws on throwing stars are pants on head goofy.  Lawmakers saw wayyyyyy too many action flicks.

/the usual result from sticking someone with a throwing star is, "Ow, WTF you DICK!"
//then they proceed to kick your dumb ass for sticking them with pointy things
///do they hurt?  Sure.  Are they even remotely incapacitating or lethal 9.9/10 times?  Nope
 
2021-04-22 5:44:50 PM  
If this is another MLP fan they're going to have to rename the show friendship is violence.
 
2021-04-22 5:45:05 PM  
The headline says "Who just carries around a horseshoe ... "

The closest modifiable word would be "carries" which deciphers to "who merely carries etc. " As if it were routine to do something else with a horseshoe at 4am.

I suspect that the headline writer was actually curious about what else in addition to a horseshoe it would be routine to carry around at 4am. And I say, "Mind your own business."
 
2021-04-22 5:49:47 PM  

genner: If this is another MLP fan they're going to have to rename the show friendship is violence.


There was a couple wars.

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2021-04-22 5:50:49 PM  
With no clothes on?
 
2021-04-22 5:56:02 PM  
Soup For My Family
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2021-04-22 5:57:07 PM  
In fairness, this is more or less my reaction as well, when I find myself in Pueblo.
 
2021-04-22 6:01:11 PM  
I really want to microwave a fire extinguisher now.
 
2021-04-22 6:10:59 PM  
Arrested Development - Tennessee
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wait for the horseshoes
 
2021-04-22 6:18:22 PM  

Michael J Faux: A quarter horse.


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(i laughed)
 
2021-04-22 6:24:30 PM  
One day a cowboy walked into a blacksmith shop and picked up a horseshoe, not realizing that it had just come from the forge. He immediately dropped it and jammed his hand into his pocket, trying to act as if nothing had happened. The blacksmith noticed and asked with a grin, "Kind of hot, wasn't it?"

"Nope," answered the cowboy through clenched teeth, "just don't take me long to look at a horseshoe."
 
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2021-04-22 6:32:24 PM  

gunsmack: / I'm far more intrigued by the "microwaving a fire extinguisher" bit


Most people don't realize you need to warm up a fire extinguisher on a cold day, or it won't work. I normally put mine right in the fire for about 10-15m before deploying them, but microwaving is a suitable alternative if your microwave is large enough or your extinguisher small enough.
 
2021-04-22 6:35:55 PM  

leeksfromchichis: genner: If this is another MLP fan they're going to have to rename the show friendship is violence.

There was a couple wars.

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Don't forget the boss fights.

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To be fair, they weren't friends.
 
2021-04-22 6:49:06 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: [YouTube video: Soup For My Family]


Get this mike foxtrot his own show!
 
2021-04-22 6:51:01 PM  

BigNumber12: In fairness, this is more or less my reaction as well, when I find myself in Pueblo.


Horseshoe, damnit not mule shoe. Also no mention of meth or green chili or sloppers.
 
2021-04-22 7:01:38 PM  
I long to live in a world where my motives for carrying around horseshoes in the middle of the night are not questioned.
 
2021-04-22 7:20:30 PM  

berylman: It's like a ninja star for a cowboy who lacks a concealed carry permit. Very ineffective though


Or a palooka bent on throwing a bout.  Hard to conceal in one's glove anymore, though.
 
2021-04-22 7:27:46 PM  
Someone who's looking to get lucky
 
2021-04-22 7:35:23 PM  
Whoever is having a night-mare.
 
2021-04-22 8:57:54 PM  

MissedThePoint: Whoever is having a night-mare.


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2021-04-22 9:46:18 PM  
Laugh if you want, Subby, but when I find the horse that fits this shoe, it will be the horse of my dreams.

I last saw the horse racing away, pulling a pumpkin shaped carriage with some blond chick in it, just before midnight.
 
2021-04-22 10:25:06 PM  
A TKE pledge?
 
2021-04-23 4:16:03 AM  
A rustler?
 
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