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(Politico)   US Capitol Police deny that the chief's message to officers on Jan 6: "we anticipate a large presence for pro-Trump participants. What we're looking for is any anti-Trump counter protestors" means that he told them to find Antifa and ignore MAGATs   (politico.com) divider line
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2021-04-22 5:12:56 PM  
They record these right? They record 911 calls. Seems like the kind of everyday information you'd want to preserve.
 
2021-04-22 5:19:18 PM  
The smartest thing anyone on the Left has ever done was stay home on the 6th. Thank FSM everyone did.
 
2021-04-22 5:55:30 PM  

edmo: They record these right? They record 911 calls. Seems like the kind of everyday information you'd want to preserve.


You have to understand the context!  Police radio messages are always subtle, you know.  You have to be highly trained to "get" the nuance.
 
2021-04-22 7:02:45 PM  
That may not be what he meant.

But that's what they heard.
 
2021-04-22 7:04:22 PM  
Given how much cops lie to protect their own asses, I'm gonna choose not to believe them.
 
2021-04-22 7:04:41 PM  
Nazis in your area?

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2021-04-22 7:08:51 PM  

namegoeshere: The smartest thing anyone on the Left has ever done was stay home on the 6th. Thank FSM everyone did.


You wouldn't be saying that if the Recap brigade had managed to kill Pence and others and Trump used that and martial law to scam himself into remaining in office.

The word immediately after the 6th was "WOW those assholes who told us to stay home don't know what the fark they're talking about"
 
2021-04-22 7:09:19 PM  

namegoeshere: The smartest thing anyone on the Left has ever done was stay home on the 6th. Thank FSM everyone did.


There was a video from a couple nights before the 6th where a bunch of drunk maga chuds were loitering on Eye Street near BLM plaza and I could tell from their very loud, inebriated arguing and the guy violently punching a street sign over and over and over that whatever happened that Wednesday would not be pretty, funny, or safe.
 
2021-04-22 7:10:45 PM  
So far, the capitol police that were filmed giving people directions and taking selfies with the insurrectionists have only been suspended, so.... Phhhhppbbbbtbtbt..
 
2021-04-22 7:10:48 PM  
Yes alright, yes, is that what you want to hear? Yes I farked her, but I make love to you. Now who are you going to believe? Me? Or your lying eyes?
 
2021-04-22 7:13:44 PM  

Alebak: namegoeshere: The smartest thing anyone on the Left has ever done was stay home on the 6th. Thank FSM everyone did.

You wouldn't be saying that if the Recap brigade had managed to kill Pence and others and Trump used that and martial law to scam himself into remaining in office.

The word immediately after the 6th was "WOW those assholes who told us to stay home don't know what the fark they're talking about"


And you wouldn't be saying that if a dragon swept down from the sky, claimed itself our new lord and master, and demanded it bring the US treasury to be its new hoard.
 
2021-04-22 7:13:46 PM  
The events of Jan-6 wonderfully revealed a disgusting horrible segment of the population. And I'm referring to the insurrectionists and the police that stood by.

On a related note, the leftists made a smart decision by standing back and watching the right-wingers as they sacked the capital.
 
2021-04-22 7:17:01 PM  

Alebak: You wouldn't be saying that if the Recap brigade had managed to kill Pence and others and Trump used that and martial law to scam himself into remaining in office.


I dont think ''the left'' would have stayed home if that happened.
 
2021-04-22 7:17:22 PM  
The chief is going to go through some things.
 
2021-04-22 7:17:44 PM  
always the same with these pathetic assholes.
you didn't see/hear the 5 seconds before what you're seeing/hearing.
i swear to god there was a snuffleupagus there just before.
 
2021-04-22 7:17:48 PM  
They were surveyors marks.
 
2021-04-22 7:18:13 PM  

Hellkite85: The events of Jan-6 wonderfully revealed a disgusting horrible segment of the population. And I'm referring to the insurrectionists and the police that stood by.

On a related note, the leftists made a smart decision by standing back and watching the right-wingers as they sacked the capital.


It only revealed that horrible, disgusting segment of the population to people who haven't been paying attention. For a few sweet days, lawful-stupid centrists on Twitter were like "wait, so you mean the fascists were the real fascists the whole time?"

I worry that people are already forgetting that, seeing as how last week, Apple loudly announced that they prefer Nazis to sex workers.
 
2021-04-22 7:18:46 PM  
Tolerating conservatism was a huge mistake.
 
2021-04-22 7:19:44 PM  

Alebak: namegoeshere: The smartest thing anyone on the Left has ever done was stay home on the 6th. Thank FSM everyone did.

You wouldn't be saying that if the Recap brigade had managed to kill Pence and others and Trump used that and martial law to scam himself into remaining in office.

The word immediately after the 6th was "WOW those assholes who told us to stay home don't know what the fark they're talking about"


Sure we would. Because after that we would have a dictator clear as day and then have absolute authority to purge him from power by any means necessary.
 
2021-04-22 7:20:41 PM  

MattytheMouse: Alebak: namegoeshere: The smartest thing anyone on the Left has ever done was stay home on the 6th. Thank FSM everyone did.

You wouldn't be saying that if the Recap brigade had managed to kill Pence and others and Trump used that and martial law to scam himself into remaining in office.

The word immediately after the 6th was "WOW those assholes who told us to stay home don't know what the fark they're talking about"

And you wouldn't be saying that if a dragon swept down from the sky, claimed itself our new lord and master, and demanded it bring the US treasury to be its new hoard.


Fark user imageView Full Size

Artists rendering of how that might happen.
 
2021-04-22 7:20:42 PM  
Yeah, police are known for their subtle nuances in their communications. They're real wordsmiths.
 
2021-04-22 7:22:25 PM  

MattytheMouse: Alebak: namegoeshere: The smartest thing anyone on the Left has ever done was stay home on the 6th. Thank FSM everyone did.

You wouldn't be saying that if the Recap brigade had managed to kill Pence and others and Trump used that and martial law to scam himself into remaining in office.

The word immediately after the 6th was "WOW those assholes who told us to stay home don't know what the fark they're talking about"

And you wouldn't be saying that if a dragon swept down from the sky, claimed itself our new lord and master, and demanded it bring the US treasury to be its new hoard.


Don't blame me, I voted for Dunklezahn.
 
2021-04-22 7:22:34 PM  

Hellkite85: The events of Jan-6 wonderfully revealed a disgusting horrible segment of the population. And I'm referring to the insurrectionists and the police that stood by.

On a related note, the leftists made a smart decision by standing back and watching the right-wingers as they sacked the capital.


Bingo.

That being said, watching the bravery of my adoptive brothers and sisters, mothers and fathers, aunts and uncles, sons and daughters in the Pacific Northwest last year was heartening.

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-04-22 7:25:31 PM  

Hellkite85: The events of Jan-6 wonderfully revealed a disgusting horrible segment of the population. And I'm referring to the insurrectionists and the police that stood by.

On a related note, the leftists made a smart decision by standing back and watching the right-wingers as they sacked the capital.


There were few counter protesters compared to other events with that trash. Bowser, and other DC officials, basically got the message out to avoid them. A lot of activist seemed to have heeded the call this time around, even though similar past pleas had not worked. People seemed to have accepted that the Trumpers were losers and to deny them an attempt to fabricate a victory by starting fights with counter protesters was the way to go.
 
2021-04-22 7:27:10 PM  

Dr. DJ Duckhunt: Alebak: namegoeshere: The smartest thing anyone on the Left has ever done was stay home on the 6th. Thank FSM everyone did.

You wouldn't be saying that if the Recap brigade had managed to kill Pence and others and Trump used that and martial law to scam himself into remaining in office.

The word immediately after the 6th was "WOW those assholes who told us to stay home don't know what the fark they're talking about"

Sure we would. Because after that we would have a dictator clear as day and then have absolute authority to purge him from power by any means necessary.


Further, the odds of a Gaddafi-esque end for Trump would have gone up exponentially at that point.
 
2021-04-22 7:28:01 PM  

Alebak: namegoeshere: The smartest thing anyone on the Left has ever done was stay home on the 6th. Thank FSM everyone did.

You wouldn't be saying that if the Recap brigade had managed to kill Pence and others and Trump used that and martial law to scam himself into remaining in office.

The word immediately after the 6th was "WOW those assholes who told us to stay home don't know what the fark they're talking about"


one well thrown water bottle by antifa and live ordinance would've cleared the capitol steps.

....If this summer showed us anything.
 
2021-04-22 7:30:10 PM  

Jiggatron69: Nazis in your area?

[madison365.com image 680x358]


Blueshirts, the worst sort
 
2021-04-22 7:32:46 PM  
"And when we broadcast 'let the right one in', we were only expressing our admiration for Swedish vampire films."
 
2021-04-22 7:33:53 PM  
Antifa. Antifa. Antifa.

It's as if they think they can keep repeating it, and it becomes somehow true.

Antifa is not a thing, but I know for sure I'm an Anti-Fascist, and so were my grandparents and any other red blooded Americans, or human f*cking beings for that matter.

Fascism is bad, mmmkay?

But you keep pushing that narrative, assholes. And every time counter protesters show up at places like Charlottesville, you're going to pull the "both sides are bad" card, but that's not how patriotism works -- that's not how being a decent human being works. F*ck you.
 
2021-04-22 7:37:50 PM  

MattytheMouse: Hellkite85: The events of Jan-6 wonderfully revealed a disgusting horrible segment of the population. And I'm referring to the insurrectionists and the police that stood by.

On a related note, the leftists made a smart decision by standing back and watching the right-wingers as they sacked the capital.

It only revealed that horrible, disgusting segment of the population to people who haven't been paying attention. For a few sweet days, lawful-stupid centrists on Twitter were like "wait, so you mean the fascists were the real fascists the whole time?"

I worry that people are already forgetting that, seeing as how last week, Apple loudly announced that they prefer Nazis to sex workers.


I missed the Apple thing.  Got a link?
 
2021-04-22 7:54:37 PM  

rosekolodny: MattytheMouse: Hellkite85: The events of Jan-6 wonderfully revealed a disgusting horrible segment of the population. And I'm referring to the insurrectionists and the police that stood by.

On a related note, the leftists made a smart decision by standing back and watching the right-wingers as they sacked the capital.

It only revealed that horrible, disgusting segment of the population to people who haven't been paying attention. For a few sweet days, lawful-stupid centrists on Twitter were like "wait, so you mean the fascists were the real fascists the whole time?"

I worry that people are already forgetting that, seeing as how last week, Apple loudly announced that they prefer Nazis to sex workers.

I missed the Apple thing.  Got a link?


Earlier this week, Apple reversed a decision to blanket ban NSFW content on stuff like discord, but not before signaling that they'd let Parler back on their store.
 
2021-04-22 7:56:44 PM  
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Blue Anon Matters
 
2021-04-22 7:58:53 PM  

Todorojo: Hellkite85: The events of Jan-6 wonderfully revealed a disgusting horrible segment of the population. And I'm referring to the insurrectionists and the police that stood by.

On a related note, the leftists made a smart decision by standing back and watching the right-wingers as they sacked the capital.

Bingo.

That being said, watching the bravery of my adoptive brothers and sisters, mothers and fathers, aunts and uncles, sons and daughters in the Pacific Northwest last year was heartening.

[Fark user image 700x467]


It's not all bravery.  Much if it is the reaction to low vitamin D levels and a lack of serotonin.

Sometimes a chemical imbalance is an advantage.
 
2021-04-22 8:02:55 PM  
Because a few Capital Cops got killed and beaten by their own jack-booted kind, we laud them as heroes. But they're still cops, and still bastards. And we all forgot the narrative of how the Capital Cops (Who are bastards, by the way) just sort of.. held the doors open for the terrorists, moved barricades out of the way of the coup attempt, took selfies with the insurrectionists, laughed and guffawed and carried on with these nazi thugs.

I'll say it again to remind everyone who got caught up grabbing their dicks to celebrate the capitol police after a few of them got offed by their own kind: If the capital insurrectionists had been black, brown, or any shade darker than 2% milk, the guns would have been blazing, the national guard would have been there in a heartbeat, and the body count would be in the hundreds.

But instead, it was a bunch of lilly-white MAGAts, the "good guys" according to the cops. And so they were let in, barricades moved, selfies were taken. And when it was over? They held the doors open for them and let them out. Because nazis, racists, fascists, MAGAts, cops.. They're all one big happy racist family.

Remember. All Cops Are Bastards. Yes. Even the ones who were killed at the capitol. Every. Single. Cop.
 
2021-04-22 8:14:11 PM  
No anti-fascist groups I know of decided not to counter-protest J6 because of Mayor Bowser or any other dumbass elected official.  After the December dress rehearsal just about everyone knew some bad shirt was going to go down and no one wanted anti-fascists or BLM framed up for it.
 
2021-04-22 8:14:56 PM  

MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: Alebak: namegoeshere: The smartest thing anyone on the Left has ever done was stay home on the 6th. Thank FSM everyone did.

You wouldn't be saying that if the Recap brigade had managed to kill Pence and others and Trump used that and martial law to scam himself into remaining in office.

The word immediately after the 6th was "WOW those assholes who told us to stay home don't know what the fark they're talking about"

And you wouldn't be saying that if a dragon swept down from the sky, claimed itself our new lord and master, and demanded it bring the US treasury to be its new hoard.

[Fark user image 425x549]
Artists rendering of how that might happen.


wtaf
 
2021-04-22 8:16:30 PM  

Weird Hal: Tolerating conservatism was a huge mistake.


Conservatives ruin everything they touch. In every country. In every era.
 
2021-04-22 8:17:21 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: Alebak: namegoeshere: The smartest thing anyone on the Left has ever done was stay home on the 6th. Thank FSM everyone did.

You wouldn't be saying that if the Recap brigade had managed to kill Pence and others and Trump used that and martial law to scam himself into remaining in office.

The word immediately after the 6th was "WOW those assholes who told us to stay home don't know what the fark they're talking about"

And you wouldn't be saying that if a dragon swept down from the sky, claimed itself our new lord and master, and demanded it bring the US treasury to be its new hoard.

[Fark user image 425x549]
Artists rendering of how that might happen.

wtaf


Hi, I'm Matty! Have we met? That's actually quite tame compared to what I usually post!
 
2021-04-22 8:17:42 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: Alebak: namegoeshere: The smartest thing anyone on the Left has ever done was stay home on the 6th. Thank FSM everyone did.

You wouldn't be saying that if the Recap brigade had managed to kill Pence and others and Trump used that and martial law to scam himself into remaining in office.

The word immediately after the 6th was "WOW those assholes who told us to stay home don't know what the fark they're talking about"

And you wouldn't be saying that if a dragon swept down from the sky, claimed itself our new lord and master, and demanded it bring the US treasury to be its new hoard.

[Fark user image 425x549]
Artists rendering of how that might happen.

wtaf


Sexy dragon is attended by UPS villagers.  Keep up.
 
2021-04-22 8:42:16 PM  

rosekolodny: cameroncrazy1984: MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: Alebak: namegoeshere: The smartest thing anyone on the Left has ever done was stay home on the 6th. Thank FSM everyone did.

You wouldn't be saying that if the Recap brigade had managed to kill Pence and others and Trump used that and martial law to scam himself into remaining in office.

The word immediately after the 6th was "WOW those assholes who told us to stay home don't know what the fark they're talking about"

And you wouldn't be saying that if a dragon swept down from the sky, claimed itself our new lord and master, and demanded it bring the US treasury to be its new hoard.

[Fark user image 425x549]
Artists rendering of how that might happen.

wtaf

Sexy dragon is attended by UPS villagers.  Keep up.


This is still my favorite furry comic to post without context to upset some Farkers.
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2021-04-22 8:48:24 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: Alebak: namegoeshere: The smartest thing anyone on the Left has ever done was stay home on the 6th. Thank FSM everyone did.

You wouldn't be saying that if the Recap brigade had managed to kill Pence and others and Trump used that and martial law to scam himself into remaining in office.

The word immediately after the 6th was "WOW those assholes who told us to stay home don't know what the fark they're talking about"

And you wouldn't be saying that if a dragon swept down from the sky, claimed itself our new lord and master, and demanded it bring the US treasury to be its new hoard.

[Fark user image 425x549]
Artists rendering of how that might happen.

wtaf


How have you been on Fark this long and not run into Matty?
 
2021-04-22 8:57:48 PM  

Secret Troll Alt: Because a few Capital Cops got killed and beaten by their own jack-booted kind, we laud them as heroes. But they're still cops, and still bastards. And we all forgot the narrative of how the Capital Cops (Who are bastards, by the way) just sort of.. held the doors open for the terrorists, moved barricades out of the way of the coup attempt, took selfies with the insurrectionists, laughed and guffawed and carried on with these nazi thugs.

I'll say it again to remind everyone who got caught up grabbing their dicks to celebrate the capitol police after a few of them got offed by their own kind: If the capital insurrectionists had been black, brown, or any shade darker than 2% milk, the guns would have been blazing, the national guard would have been there in a heartbeat, and the body count would be in the hundreds.

But instead, it was a bunch of lilly-white MAGAts, the "good guys" according to the cops. And so they were let in, barricades moved, selfies were taken. And when it was over? They held the doors open for them and let them out. Because nazis, racists, fascists, MAGAts, cops.. They're all one big happy racist family.

Remember. All Cops Are Bastards. Yes. Even the ones who were killed at the capitol. Every. Single. Cop.


Yes, remember this is how they greeted BLM protestors:
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2021-04-22 8:59:05 PM  
I hate Trump and his idiots as much as anyone on here, but I'm still glad 1/6 happened. I was even happy at the time, and was honestly surprised that the majority of Fark was so horrified by it. I vote straight D on almost every ballot I cast, but even I think it would do Nancy Pelosi some good to be reminded that the people can be pushed too far.

The filthy, ignorant mob that stormed the capitol contained some the dumbest people our country has ever shiat out, but they weren't a threat to you and me. They were a threat to the people inside the building, and THOSE people are the biggest threats to you an me.

A lot of people on Fark are the same as I am. We have educations, a stock portfolio, homeowners, can afford a respectable car and (before covid) a nice, international vacation every year or two. We fool ourselves into thinking that we're part of the club.

But we're not.

We are useful idiots that be used by those with REAL wealth and power to convince our other peasants that the system works.

We can clutch our pearls and utilize our fainting couches over the savagery of that day, but those dipshiats served our interests as well. Its very very good for those in power to occasionally be reminded that the people still have power. Otherwise, all us comfy, upper-middle class wannabes are nothing more than modern day house... well, you know.

"A people's voice is dangerous when charged with wrath."
-   Aeschylus
 
2021-04-22 9:04:56 PM  

MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: Alebak: namegoeshere: The smartest thing anyone on the Left has ever done was stay home on the 6th. Thank FSM everyone did.

You wouldn't be saying that if the Recap brigade had managed to kill Pence and others and Trump used that and martial law to scam himself into remaining in office.

The word immediately after the 6th was "WOW those assholes who told us to stay home don't know what the fark they're talking about"

And you wouldn't be saying that if a dragon swept down from the sky, claimed itself our new lord and master, and demanded it bring the US treasury to be its new hoard.

[Fark user image 425x549]
Artists rendering of how that might happen.


I like how Sexy Dragon just let it all hang-out in the last frame.

Sexy Dragon don't care!
 
2021-04-22 9:15:42 PM  

rohar: Todorojo: Hellkite85: The events of Jan-6 wonderfully revealed a disgusting horrible segment of the population. And I'm referring to the insurrectionists and the police that stood by.

On a related note, the leftists made a smart decision by standing back and watching the right-wingers as they sacked the capital.

Bingo.

That being said, watching the bravery of my adoptive brothers and sisters, mothers and fathers, aunts and uncles, sons and daughters in the Pacific Northwest last year was heartening.

[Fark user image 700x467]

It's not all bravery.  Much if it is the reaction to low vitamin D levels and a lack of serotonin.

Sometimes a chemical imbalance is an advantage.


Bravery... desperation... not having an excuse to look away...

To-MAT-to, to-MAH-to.
 
2021-04-22 9:30:50 PM  

Magnanimous_J: I hate Trump and his idiots as much as anyone on here, but I'm still glad 1/6 happened. I was even happy at the time, and was honestly surprised that the majority of Fark was so horrified by it. I vote straight D on almost every ballot I cast, but even I think it would do Nancy Pelosi some good to be reminded that the people can be pushed too far.

The filthy, ignorant mob that stormed the capitol contained some the dumbest people our country has ever shiat out, but they weren't a threat to you and me. They were a threat to the people inside the building, and THOSE people are the biggest threats to you an me.

A lot of people on Fark are the same as I am. We have educations, a stock portfolio, homeowners, can afford a respectable car and (before covid) a nice, international vacation every year or two. We fool ourselves into thinking that we're part of the club.

But we're not.

We are useful idiots that be used by those with REAL wealth and power to convince our other peasants that the system works.

We can clutch our pearls and utilize our fainting couches over the savagery of that day, but those dipshiats served our interests as well. Its very very good for those in power to occasionally be reminded that the people still have power. Otherwise, all us comfy, upper-middle class wannabes are nothing more than modern day house... well, you know.

"A people's voice is dangerous when charged with wrath."
-   Aeschylus


Thank you for your magnanimity! I'm so glad you came down from your comfy middle-class perch to infrom us Plebes how it is, and I'm certain Mrs. Pelosi & her cohorts are happy for that little "awakening" and the Vice President too!

I will say as a white, cisgendered, gun owning, 6'3 dude living in the South, those dumbf*cks absolutely were a threat. There are still Trump flags flying here, and when the election was happening there were caravans of trucks with flags owning the streets. It was ugly. I felt threatened. They were a threat to me, and they were certainly a threat to my brothers & sisters.

My Dad has this narrative of "burn it all down" but he still took those relief checks, and I say folks like him who've been benefiting from the very thing they've been railing against would be squealing like pigs if that social security check ever stopped coming in.

But they hate it -- they hate that sweet, sweet government.

Burn it all down!

/until it actually all burns down
//then the real pearl clutching starts
 
2021-04-22 9:47:51 PM  

Jiggatron69: Nazis in your area?

[madison365.com image 680x358]


Nice of American Gestapo sympathizers to keep up the tradition of being icon-worshiping morons. Makes them easier to spot and avoid or scritinize as the case may be.
 
2021-04-22 9:48:42 PM  

rohar: Todorojo: Hellkite85: The events of Jan-6 wonderfully revealed a disgusting horrible segment of the population. And I'm referring to the insurrectionists and the police that stood by.

On a related note, the leftists made a smart decision by standing back and watching the right-wingers as they sacked the capital.

Bingo.

That being said, watching the bravery of my adoptive brothers and sisters, mothers and fathers, aunts and uncles, sons and daughters in the Pacific Northwest last year was heartening.

[Fark user image 700x467]

It's not all bravery.  Much if it is the reaction to low vitamin D levels and a lack of serotonin.

Sometimes a chemical imbalance is an advantage.


Half a lifetime ago, when I first emerged from westbound tunnel of I-90 in my '74 Peugeot 504 diesel - sunroof open, music blaring - and saw Seattle for the first time in the summer of 1994, the first lesson I learned that that week was that if the constant mist of rain gets you down, but you don't kill yourself in the first 2 years of moving there, you're home.

/I was 22 years old
 
2021-04-22 9:57:04 PM  

namegoeshere: The smartest thing anyone on the Left has ever done was stay home on the 6th. Thank FSM everyone did.


I read articles where any would-be counter protesters were all saying what a shiatshow the thing was going to be. Everyone said to stay away. The magats were going to destroy themselves.

It's almost like the police were willfully unprepared for whatever was going to happen.

I think they WANTED an all out brawl between 2 factions that they could ignore...
 
2021-04-22 9:58:15 PM  

Quick and Dirty: MattytheMouse: MattytheMouse: Alebak: namegoeshere: The smartest thing anyone on the Left has ever done was stay home on the 6th. Thank FSM everyone did.

You wouldn't be saying that if the Recap brigade had managed to kill Pence and others and Trump used that and martial law to scam himself into remaining in office.

The word immediately after the 6th was "WOW those assholes who told us to stay home don't know what the fark they're talking about"

And you wouldn't be saying that if a dragon swept down from the sky, claimed itself our new lord and master, and demanded it bring the US treasury to be its new hoard.

[Fark user image 425x549]
Artists rendering of how that might happen.

I like how Sexy Dragon just let it all hang-out in the last frame.

Sexy Dragon don't care!


Yer ass is draggin'
Your ass is Dragon
 
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