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2021-04-22 6:53:14 PM  
Haha, it DOESN'T really work in SF.

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I drive all over socal for work and IMO the restrooms in CA are mainly closed because many business owners have REALLY been enjoying the sweet retail cash without the added expense of providing restrooms to their customers.
The gas stations are a perfect example- the independent ones have had their restrooms closed for a year and laugh when you ask to use it, while the Shells and Chevrons have always kept their restrooms open.

If Newsome wants to truly avoid a recall he will order all establishments to re-open their restrooms. I'm not even kidding.
 
2021-04-22 10:32:34 PM  
Install public toilets and fhnd their maintenance. Y'all love to complain about paying for things then complain when things don't get done.
 
2021-04-22 10:37:55 PM  
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Kidding! Because land is so valuable why waste it on the poors?

At least give a buddy in waste management a contract for a bunch of portapotties.
 
2021-04-22 10:53:57 PM  
The British spent how many years in India?
 
2021-04-22 11:05:46 PM  

phygz: Haha, it DOESN'T really work in SF.

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I drive all over socal for work and IMO the restrooms in CA are mainly closed because many business owners have REALLY been enjoying the sweet retail cash without the added expense of providing restrooms to their customers.
The gas stations are a perfect example- the independent ones have had their restrooms closed for a year and laugh when you ask to use it, while the Shells and Chevrons have always kept their restrooms open.

If Newsome wants to truly avoid a recall he will order all establishments to re-open their restrooms. I'm not even kidding.


So, all of the independent gas station owners (who barely scrape by) should open their bathrooms to vagrants and drug addicts who usually shiat on the sidewalk.  They don't because all of those tens of dollars per month they save.   They should be forced to open the head so the same vagrants, homeless and drug addicts have a place to foul, and the  owners can clean it daily at their own expense. Care to explain how it's their problem?
 
2021-04-22 11:08:14 PM  
'oly shiate...
 
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2021-04-22 11:09:39 PM  
Why does UK want rampant homelessness and people shiatting all over the sidewalks?

/dnrtfa
 
2021-04-22 11:14:47 PM  
Drunken vomiting in the streets, still ok...
 
2021-04-22 11:19:31 PM  
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/Thread is already looking good, with well reasoned debate being had
 
2021-04-22 11:21:09 PM  
San Fransisco

Where your dog poops on the sidewalk its a 100 dollar fine.

You poop on the sidewalk its a human right.
\

Credit to whoever i stole this from.
 
2021-04-22 11:24:34 PM  

Marshmallow Jones: phygz: Haha, it DOESN'T really work in SF.

[i.imgur.com image 490x355]

I drive all over socal for work and IMO the restrooms in CA are mainly closed because many business owners have REALLY been enjoying the sweet retail cash without the added expense of providing restrooms to their customers.
The gas stations are a perfect example- the independent ones have had their restrooms closed for a year and laugh when you ask to use it, while the Shells and Chevrons have always kept their restrooms open.

If Newsome wants to truly avoid a recall he will order all establishments to re-open their restrooms. I'm not even kidding.

So, all of the independent gas station owners (who barely scrape by) should open their bathrooms to vagrants and drug addicts who usually shiat on the sidewalk.  They don't because all of those tens of dollars per month they save.   They should be forced to open the head so the same vagrants, homeless and drug addicts have a place to foul, and the  owners can clean it daily at their own expense. Care to explain how it's their problem?


Dude, I was homeless for 2 years & do you know who tore up public bathrooms? Rich white people. Old dudes in business suits pissing all over toilet seats, smoking hot women clogging toilets in unisex bathrooms bc they used paper towels as seat liners and dropped a deuce so rancid it popped the tile off the wall & was physically too big to flush.

We knew that if we farked up the bathrooms, they'd get closed.

Know who also doesn't wash their hands? (hint: it's not the homeless. We knew/they know getting sick can be a death sentence).

The SF homeless shiat on the street for 2 reasons: There's no public bathrooms, and those that are are too far away to keep an eye on their camp & prevent it from being pillaged if they leave for more than 30 seconds.
 
2021-04-22 11:42:57 PM  

Robinfro: Marshmallow Jones: phygz: Haha, it DOESN'T really work in SF.

[i.imgur.com image 490x355]

I drive all over socal for work and IMO the restrooms in CA are mainly closed because many business owners have REALLY been enjoying the sweet retail cash without the added expense of providing restrooms to their customers.
The gas stations are a perfect example- the independent ones have had their restrooms closed for a year and laugh when you ask to use it, while the Shells and Chevrons have always kept their restrooms open.

If Newsome wants to truly avoid a recall he will order all establishments to re-open their restrooms. I'm not even kidding.

So, all of the independent gas station owners (who barely scrape by) should open their bathrooms to vagrants and drug addicts who usually shiat on the sidewalk.  They don't because all of those tens of dollars per month they save.   They should be forced to open the head so the same vagrants, homeless and drug addicts have a place to foul, and the  owners can clean it daily at their own expense. Care to explain how it's their problem?

Dude, I was homeless for 2 years & do you know who tore up public bathrooms? Rich white people. Old dudes in business suits pissing all over toilet seats, smoking hot women clogging toilets in unisex bathrooms bc they used paper towels as seat liners and dropped a deuce so rancid it popped the tile off the wall & was physically too big to flush.

We knew that if we farked up the bathrooms, they'd get closed.

Know who also doesn't wash their hands? (hint: it's not the homeless. We knew/they know getting sick can be a death sentence).

The SF homeless shiat on the street for 2 reasons: There's no public bathrooms, and those that are are too far away to keep an eye on their camp & prevent it from being pillaged if they leave for more than 30 seconds.


I've thought more than once, incompletely, if the city could force employment with housing. So, if you're found on the streets and have nowhere to go, you get a room and a job. Seems like a federal level program instead. And then, is that right? Ethical? What if identified individuals do not comply? It's so complex.
 
2021-04-22 11:55:27 PM  

Marshmallow Jones: phygz: Haha, it DOESN'T really work in SF.

[i.imgur.com image 490x355]

I drive all over socal for work and IMO the restrooms in CA are mainly closed because many business owners have REALLY been enjoying the sweet retail cash without the added expense of providing restrooms to their customers.
The gas stations are a perfect example- the independent ones have had their restrooms closed for a year and laugh when you ask to use it, while the Shells and Chevrons have always kept their restrooms open.

If Newsome wants to truly avoid a recall he will order all establishments to re-open their restrooms. I'm not even kidding.

So, all of the independent gas station owners (who barely scrape by) should open their bathrooms to vagrants and drug addicts who usually shiat on the sidewalk.  They don't because all of those tens of dollars per month they save.   They should be forced to open the head so the same vagrants, homeless and drug addicts have a place to foul, and the  owners can clean it daily at their own expense. Care to explain how it's their problem?


Nice to see Rush Limbaugh checking in from the outer realms.
 
2021-04-23 12:01:52 AM  

Marshmallow Jones: phygz: Haha, it DOESN'T really work in SF.

[i.imgur.com image 490x355]

I drive all over socal for work and IMO the restrooms in CA are mainly closed because many business owners have REALLY been enjoying the sweet retail cash without the added expense of providing restrooms to their customers.
The gas stations are a perfect example- the independent ones have had their restrooms closed for a year and laugh when you ask to use it, while the Shells and Chevrons have always kept their restrooms open.

If Newsome wants to truly avoid a recall he will order all establishments to re-open their restrooms. I'm not even kidding.

So, all of the independent gas station owners (who barely scrape by) should open their bathrooms to vagrants and drug addicts who usually shiat on the sidewalk.  They don't because all of those tens of dollars per month they save.   They should be forced to open the head so the same vagrants, homeless and drug addicts have a place to foul, and the  owners can clean it daily at their own expense. Care to explain how it's their problem?


Because they're the same people that sell disguised drug paraphernalia to these addicts and contribute to the problem. So yes, they can help clean up a portion of the literal shiat show  they have created.

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2021-04-23 12:11:30 AM  

Marshmallow Jones: phygz: Haha, it DOESN'T really work in SF.

[i.imgur.com image 490x355]

I drive all over socal for work and IMO the restrooms in CA are mainly closed because many business owners have REALLY been enjoying the sweet retail cash without the added expense of providing restrooms to their customers.
The gas stations are a perfect example- the independent ones have had their restrooms closed for a year and laugh when you ask to use it, while the Shells and Chevrons have always kept their restrooms open.

If Newsome wants to truly avoid a recall he will order all establishments to re-open their restrooms. I'm not even kidding.

So, all of the independent gas station owners (who barely scrape by) should open their bathrooms to vagrants and drug addicts who usually shiat on the sidewalk.  They don't because all of those tens of dollars per month they save.   They should be forced to open the head so the same vagrants, homeless and drug addicts have a place to foul, and the  owners can clean it daily at their own expense. Care to explain how it's their problem?


Its The Socialist Way ..Now follow along as we sing our song..
 
2021-04-23 12:12:45 AM  
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2021-04-23 12:18:37 AM  
 Threadjack um PETA been quiet lately in the news. I guess they killed all the cows cause methane gases.
from they own mouths......
 
2021-04-23 12:24:16 AM  

stevenvictx: San Fransisco

Where your dog poops on the sidewalk its a 100 dollar fine.

You poop on the sidewalk its a human right.
\

Credit to whoever i stole this from.


What if you poop right on top of where your dog just pooped?
 
2021-04-23 12:37:21 AM  

stevenvictx: [Fark user image 600x485]


I would insist that is made up and a joke, but I've talked to vegans and they really are that farking stupid.
 
2021-04-23 12:54:29 AM  
i'm in san francisco a fair amount of time and you right wingers and libertarians are just lying or woefully misinformed.  stop spreading misinformation.
 
2021-04-23 1:01:01 AM  

JudgeSmails: i'm in san francisco a fair amount of time and you right wingers and libertarians are just lying or woefully misinformed.  stop spreading misinformation.


It's awful...and unfortunately, Seattle and Portland are following your example.

The admiring part is that O was going to make a joke about human shiat before I read TFA.
 
2021-04-23 1:02:16 AM  
And BTW, there is a certain idiot on Fark who actually said that people were "privileged" for complaining about human waste on sidewalks.
 
2021-04-23 1:03:01 AM  

Marshmallow Jones: phygz: Haha, it DOESN'T really work in SF.

[i.imgur.com image 490x355]

I drive all over socal for work and IMO the restrooms in CA are mainly closed because many business owners have REALLY been enjoying the sweet retail cash without the added expense of providing restrooms to their customers.
The gas stations are a perfect example- the independent ones have had their restrooms closed for a year and laugh when you ask to use it, while the Shells and Chevrons have always kept their restrooms open.

If Newsome wants to truly avoid a recall he will order all establishments to re-open their restrooms. I'm not even kidding.

So, all of the independent gas station owners (who barely scrape by) should open their bathrooms to vagrants and drug addicts who usually shiat on the sidewalk.  They don't because all of those tens of dollars per month they save.   They should be forced to open the head so the same vagrants, homeless and drug addicts have a place to foul, and the  owners can clean it daily at their own expense. Care to explain how it's their problem?


Bingo!
 
2021-04-23 1:06:10 AM  

Marshmallow Jones: phygz: Haha, it DOESN'T really work in SF.

[i.imgur.com image 490x355]

I drive all over socal for work and IMO the restrooms in CA are mainly closed because many business owners have REALLY been enjoying the sweet retail cash without the added expense of providing restrooms to their customers.
The gas stations are a perfect example- the independent ones have had their restrooms closed for a year and laugh when you ask to use it, while the Shells and Chevrons have always kept their restrooms open.

If Newsome wants to truly avoid a recall he will order all establishments to re-open their restrooms. I'm not even kidding.

So, all of the independent gas station owners (who barely scrape by) should open their bathrooms to vagrants and drug addicts who usually shiat on the sidewalk.  They don't because all of those tens of dollars per month they save.   They should be forced to open the head so the same vagrants, homeless and drug addicts have a place to foul, and the  owners can clean it daily at their own expense. Care to explain how it's their problem?


Wait until the commies on Fark claim the you are "privileged" for talking about facts and reality.
 
2021-04-23 1:26:27 AM  

phygz: Haha, it DOESN'T really work in SF.

[i.imgur.com image 490x355]

I drive all over socal for work and IMO the restrooms in CA are mainly closed because many business owners have REALLY been enjoying the sweet retail cash without the added expense of providing restrooms to their customers.
The gas stations are a perfect example- the independent ones have had their restrooms closed for a year and laugh when you ask to use it, while the Shells and Chevrons have always kept their restrooms open.

If Newsome wants to truly avoid a recall he will order all establishments to re-open their restrooms. I'm not even kidding.


Newsom can fark himself with a cactus.

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2021-04-23 1:45:23 AM  

JudgeSmails: i'm in san francisco a fair amount of time and you right wingers and libertarians are just lying or woefully misinformed.  stop spreading misinformation.


I've dodged enough turds in San Francisco to know it isn't a lie.
 
2021-04-23 1:52:30 AM  

OgreMagi: stevenvictx: [Fark user image 600x485]

I would insist that is made up and a joke, but I've talked to vegans and they really are that farking stupid.


One of the dumbest people I have seen on Facebook was someone who became angry when someone posted a video of molten aluminum being poured into a fire ant mound.

Even when I told her that fire ants are an invasive species from South America, she actually suggested that we gather them up and ship them back to their native continent.

Talk about being stupid.  Yeesh.

Maybe her idiotic views would changed if she stepped on a fire ant mound.

Personally speaking.....

I remember accidentally stepping on a mound in Texas when I was a little kid....mid 1980s.

And after all these years......

KILL THEM ALL!
 
2021-04-23 2:23:40 AM  

Declassify Issue: Robinfro: Marshmallow Jones: phygz: Haha, it DOESN'T really work in SF.

[i.imgur.com image 490x355]

I drive all over socal for work and IMO the restrooms in CA are mainly closed because many business owners have REALLY been enjoying the sweet retail cash without the added expense of providing restrooms to their customers.
The gas stations are a perfect example- the independent ones have had their restrooms closed for a year and laugh when you ask to use it, while the Shells and Chevrons have always kept their restrooms open.

If Newsome wants to truly avoid a recall he will order all establishments to re-open their restrooms. I'm not even kidding.

So, all of the independent gas station owners (who barely scrape by) should open their bathrooms to vagrants and drug addicts who usually shiat on the sidewalk.  They don't because all of those tens of dollars per month they save.   They should be forced to open the head so the same vagrants, homeless and drug addicts have a place to foul, and the  owners can clean it daily at their own expense. Care to explain how it's their problem?

Dude, I was homeless for 2 years & do you know who tore up public bathrooms? Rich white people. Old dudes in business suits pissing all over toilet seats, smoking hot women clogging toilets in unisex bathrooms bc they used paper towels as seat liners and dropped a deuce so rancid it popped the tile off the wall & was physically too big to flush.

We knew that if we farked up the bathrooms, they'd get closed.

Know who also doesn't wash their hands? (hint: it's not the homeless. We knew/they know getting sick can be a death sentence).

The SF homeless shiat on the street for 2 reasons: There's no public bathrooms, and those that are are too far away to keep an eye on their camp & prevent it from being pillaged if they leave for more than 30 seconds.

I've thought more than once, incompletely, if the city could force employment with housing. So, if you're found on the streets and have nowhe ...


It could be ethical, but there's a transition period they'd need to adhere to. Maybe start out slow with 1 day/week doing day labor stuff. I'm 1.5 yrs out of homelessness, living with family, and I still keep a bug-out bag packed with essentials. Just staying alive via hyper vigilance is a hard habit to break once you've gone 6 days without eating, having nearly everything you've fought to own stolen, and having to get violent with someone trying to steal your campsite that you chose because it's out of the way and secluded.

It's a gradual process to re-integrate after only 2 years, let alone some of the homeless who've been out there decades.

Also, the reintegration programs abso-farking-lutely should NOT be religious based. The reason I didn't stay at the Christian-based Mission was because they required attending services even if you're Atheist, Muslim, Sheikh, Buddhist, Jewish...the only way to get into a bunk room vs sleeping on the floor was to accept Jesus was your Lord and Savior.

There also needs to be a transportation service. The Mission in my former city was a 2 hour walk from the nearest temp agency because the buses don't run at 5am. The reason I chose my bridge was because it was only a 20 minute walk to work.

As someone that's run the gamut from growing up on literal Food Stamps (tearable paper vouchers) and Commodities, being a restaurant manager, becoming a Journeyman Welder, to being homeless under a bridge and seen it all...fark Reagan. A very large majority of the people I saw during communal meals at various kitchens had addiction problems. a medium amount had actual mental health issues. Many times, both. I still watch the county jail bookings website every day or so, and there's a couple of homeless who I recognize (but didn't associate with. I would chat, but never associate with. I maintained a non-homeless social circle.) and they're always getting picked up for the same thing: Trespassing, because they cause fights because they're bat-shiat crazy on drugs or drunk.

Some people like myself were/are got screwed over and lost jobs outside of our control (pre-COVID even) and would (have/do) benefit just for a safe place to shower and store stuff without worrying about it being stolen. Others need mental help and addiction help. But unless they're a danger to themselves or others, it can't be forced until they commit a crime that gets them sentenced to incarceration.

The social safety net in the US sucks as housing is concerned. I was lucky to have a MILSURP store with cheap duffel bags for $20, being the state capitol with an SSA office, a friend that let me use their address as my mailing address to get copies of vital documents, and a non-profit that provided clothes every 2 weeks. The laundrobar near my bridge let me hang out and charge my phone and power bank because I actually did laundry and a $5 headache of Bud lasts a long time if you sip at it.

And the messed up thing is that that citys' mayor was herself a homeless teen. And didn't do shiat besides pass anti-homeless ordinances despite staying in the "Christian"-based Mission where women are whores and deserve what they get according to all the "Christian" volunteers.

The US needs to rage-quit social services and start over.
 
2021-04-23 2:36:06 AM  

OgreMagi: stevenvictx: [Fark user image 600x485]

I would insist that is made up and a joke, but I've talked to vegans and they really are that farking stupid.


It's gotta be a joke. If he knew anything about viruses, he'd know they're not living things.
 
2021-04-23 6:54:43 AM  
Most of the shiat in San Francisco comes from dogs
 
2021-04-23 1:37:14 PM  

Lifeless: Most of the shiat in San Francisco comes from dogs


Why are you dehumanizing the homeless?
 
2021-04-23 3:18:16 PM  

The_Sponge: OgreMagi: stevenvictx: [Fark user image 600x485]

I would insist that is made up and a joke, but I've talked to vegans and they really are that farking stupid.

One of the dumbest people I have seen on Facebook was someone who became angry when someone posted a video of molten aluminum being poured into a fire ant mound.

Even when I told her that fire ants are an invasive species from South America, she actually suggested that we gather them up and ship them back to their native continent.

Talk about being stupid.  Yeesh.

Maybe her idiotic views would changed if she stepped on a fire ant mound.

Personally speaking.....

I remember accidentally stepping on a mound in Texas when I was a little kid....mid 1980s.

And after all these years......

KILL THEM ALL!


Homeless people aren't fire ants, but you seem to have little use for either
 
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