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(The Scottish Sun)   PETA up to its usual PETAnneigans, says Scottish zoo is 'sexually assaulting' their pandas for human entertainment by trying to produce babies   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line
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2021-04-22 3:18:41 PM  
George Carlin - Mickey Mouse's Birthday and Panda Fucking
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2021-04-22 3:53:26 PM  
They're not entirely incorrect.
 
2021-04-22 3:53:38 PM  
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2021-04-22 3:53:45 PM  
I guess they prefer extinction.
 
2021-04-22 3:56:16 PM  
I thought they were busy trying to stay #1 at killing puppies.
Are they back to pandas again?
 
2021-04-22 3:56:19 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: They're not entirely incorrect.


Yes. They are absolutely, 100% entirely incorrect.
 
2021-04-22 3:56:31 PM  
And I said I wasnt going to jerk off today...
 
2021-04-22 3:56:51 PM  
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2021-04-22 4:00:14 PM  

meanmutton: HotWingConspiracy: They're not entirely incorrect.

Yes. They are absolutely, 100% entirely incorrect.


No they really do stimulate them to have sex in the hope that they'll have more babies to raise revenue for the zoo. They don't hide this.
 
2021-04-22 4:01:25 PM  
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2021-04-22 4:06:05 PM  
Are they convincing young women to strip in protest? Because that is my favorite type of protest.
 
2021-04-22 4:06:36 PM  

Callous: I guess they prefer extinction.


To play devil's advocate, yes they dk. They believe humans shouldn't interact with animals in any capacity up to and including not saving them from extinction. So that's exactly what they want and is entirely on brand for their "message".

It's a stupid position. But they are at least consistent.
 
2021-04-22 4:07:06 PM  
"Why do blue, panda bear?"

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2021-04-22 4:08:06 PM  
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2021-04-22 4:08:58 PM  
Crap!

The third one I meant to post:

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2021-04-22 4:10:08 PM  

Callous: I guess they prefer extinction.


And it will be the human's fault, still.
 
2021-04-22 4:13:28 PM  
Wanted for questioning:
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2021-04-22 4:15:23 PM  
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2021-04-22 4:18:33 PM  
mmm, scottish milfs
 
2021-04-22 4:24:40 PM  
What do the zookeepers put on their passports?

WHO DARES WINS - PANDAS, CLASSIC 80s COMEDY!
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/obscure? probably not, this is Fark
// 'The Scottish Sun' seems a contradiction...
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2021-04-22 4:30:38 PM  
That's my fetish? Is there a stream?
 
2021-04-22 4:37:13 PM  
The main goal of every species is reproduction, even if they need some help.

Pandas I encourage, others, not so much

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/Selma could have asked for volunteers
//Christine could have asked for Sports Illustrated scrapings
 
2021-04-22 4:41:59 PM  
PETA,
Has it ever occurred to your leaders that these kind of campaigns are why most folks don't take you seriously?

You have a decent cause. Don't ruin it through absurdity...
 
2021-04-22 4:43:46 PM  
Here we see a Panda running from the Jewish Sexual Assault lasers.
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2021-04-22 4:46:31 PM  
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2021-04-22 4:48:36 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: meanmutton: HotWingConspiracy: They're not entirely incorrect.

Yes. They are absolutely, 100% entirely incorrect.

No they really do stimulate them to have sex in the hope that they'll have more babies to raise revenue for the zoo. They don't hide this.


The male doesn't have testicles. The female was artificially inseminated.
 
2021-04-22 4:56:08 PM  
PETA up to its usual PETAnneigans, says Scottish zoo is 'sexually assaulting' their pandas for human entertainment by trying to produce babies

Po is not amused.
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2021-04-22 4:56:13 PM  
Well that'll sure give them a black eye.
 
2021-04-22 6:56:56 PM  
They remind me of the insane feminist scum who think that all heterosexual sex is rape.
 
2021-04-22 7:02:32 PM  

GameSprocket: Are they convincing young women to strip in protest? Because that is my favorite type of protest.


They don't convince anyone. They hire them from a modelling agency like anyone else.
 
2021-04-22 7:07:43 PM  

Somaticasual: PETA,
Has it ever occurred to your leaders that these kind of campaigns are why most folks don't take you seriously?

You have a decent cause. Don't ruin it through absurdity...


It keeps the only rolling in, which is their only real goal.
 
2021-04-22 7:54:26 PM  
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2021-04-22 9:10:50 PM  
P.E.T.A.
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2021-04-22 9:27:40 PM  

DigitalDirt: P.E.T.A.
Panda Eating Tasty Anus

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2021-04-23 1:13:38 AM  

Somaticasual: PETA,
Has it ever occurred to your leaders that these kind of campaigns are why most folks don't take you seriously?

You have a decent cause. Don't ruin it through absurdity...


You should read up on PETA. They do not have a good cause. PETA kills more animals than any other organization or entity on the planet. They exist solely for themselves to throw extravagant parties and gain attention. They do not care about animals.
 
2021-04-23 2:51:21 AM  

Esroc: Callous: I guess they prefer extinction.

To play devil's advocate, yes they dk. They believe humans shouldn't interact with animals in any capacity up to and including not saving them from extinction. So that's exactly what they want and is entirely on brand for their "message".

It's a stupid position. But they are at least consistent.


I suppose that's why they exterminate human bred dogs all day long.
 
2021-04-23 2:54:27 AM  

jeremy2020: Somaticasual: PETA,
Has it ever occurred to your leaders that these kind of campaigns are why most folks don't take you seriously?

You have a decent cause. Don't ruin it through absurdity...

You should read up on PETA. They do not have a good cause. PETA kills more animals than any other organization or entity on the planet. They exist solely for themselves to throw extravagant parties and gain attention. They do not care about animals.


It wasn't even a good way to meet people and get laid in college.
 
2021-04-23 6:53:04 AM  
One of the things that shows I'm old now: When I was a kid, PETA seemed respectable and not like a crazy joke.
 
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