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4791 clicks; posted to Politics » on 22 Apr 2021 at 3:11 PM (2 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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WGJ [TotalFark]
2021-04-22 2:21:08 PM  
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If you can convince the lowest white man he's better than the best colored man...
 
2021-04-22 2:38:07 PM  
$7500. His bond is set at $7500.

Dude is an unabashed Nazi. Just shoot him.
 
2021-04-22 2:50:40 PM  
The master race is a thumb.
 
2021-04-22 2:55:51 PM  
Colucci, huh? That's one of them "Uber" names the Germans like so much.
 
2021-04-22 2:57:31 PM  
Damn.  He's definitely the *head* of something...
 
2021-04-22 3:01:08 PM  

make me some tea: The master race is a thumb.


Or an eggplant.  Kinda looks like an eggplant.  Or a pear.

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2021-04-22 3:02:11 PM  
I think maybe he's a nazi coz he got so angry that he couldn't find his penis anymore, and the anger just ended up morphing into racism over time.

That's one theory.

I have lots of theories.  None of them good.
 
2021-04-22 3:13:19 PM  
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2021-04-22 3:13:57 PM  
Looks like Jon Lovitz swallowed Chris Farley
 
2021-04-22 3:14:09 PM  
He has a normal sized goatee. It's just his head is so fat that the goatee looks tiny.
 
2021-04-22 3:14:14 PM  
No, but the master race is in development:

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2021-04-22 3:14:15 PM  
Colluci is a proud Anglo name?
 
2021-04-22 3:14:21 PM  
It's gotta be the blacks and jews that are the reason behind their general failure as people.

It couldn't possibly be that they're fat, stupid, and insufferable. It's everyone else, OBVIOUSLY
 
2021-04-22 3:14:52 PM  
Was it proper to capitalize the 'b' (for Black) in TFA?
 
2021-04-22 3:16:40 PM  

Naido: No, but the master race is in development:

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2021-04-22 3:16:41 PM  
Obligatory

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2021-04-22 3:16:53 PM  

xanadian: make me some tea: The master race is a thumb.

Or an eggplant.  Kinda looks like an eggplant.  Or a pear.

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I wish he *was* an eggplant.

It would be fun watching the aneurysm when he notices that he is now black.
 
2021-04-22 3:17:01 PM  
So the black motorist got immunity for running him over, right?
 
2021-04-22 3:17:51 PM  
Arizona Nazis.

I hate Arizona Nazis.
 
2021-04-22 3:18:01 PM  

Night Train to Wakanda: Colluci is a proud Anglo name?


He identifies as Aryan
 
2021-04-22 3:18:11 PM  
That is one impressive formless lump of Aryan superiority.
 
2021-04-22 3:18:35 PM  

xanadian: make me some tea: The master race is a thumb.

Or an eggplant.  Kinda looks like an eggplant.  Or a pear.

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2021-04-22 3:18:47 PM  
This guy could be a Dick Tracy villain - "The Head".
 
2021-04-22 3:19:00 PM  
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2021-04-22 3:19:08 PM  
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2021-04-22 3:19:32 PM  

Combustion: Colucci, huh? That's one of them "Uber" names the Germans like so much.


Well, to be fair, Italy was an Axis power.
 
2021-04-22 3:20:13 PM  
He was allowed to return home to Florida but must come back to Maricopa County by 25 April for a hearing.

Of course.
 
2021-04-22 3:20:19 PM  

NateAsbestos: Dude is an unabashed Nazi. Just shoot him.


No no no.

First find out the identities of the fifteen other losers dumb enough to come out to his white power party.

Then shoot all of them.
 
2021-04-22 3:20:30 PM  
That goatee really accents his strong, prominent chin.
 
2021-04-22 3:20:58 PM  

xanadian: make me some tea: The master race is a thumb.

Or an eggplant.

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2021-04-22 3:21:03 PM  
Convicted felons in AZ lose their right to possess firearms.
 
2021-04-22 3:21:10 PM  
Burt Colucci 45, is the current commander of the Nationalist Socialist Movement, a leading neo-Nazi group in the US, according to The Southern Poverty Law Center.

They missed the obvious opportunity for sarcasti-quotes:

Burt Colucci 45, is the current "commander" of the Nationalist Socialist Movement, a leading neo-Nazi group in the US, according to The Southern Poverty Law Center.

Much better.
 
2021-04-22 3:22:03 PM  
Looks like the guy from Wackiki Wabbit

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2021-04-22 3:22:05 PM  
More like the master of knowing which cold cuts are good stacked two inches high on a sandwich.

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"You're lame, you're fat, you're racist, you have a stupid haircut, and you're a terrible burden on our poor society."
 
2021-04-22 3:22:08 PM  
Console Wars - PC MASTER RACE
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2021-04-22 3:22:14 PM  
This is really the sort of offense that should prevent someone from obtaining firearms and should result in forfeiture of said firearms.  If you can't keep from waving guns at people and threatening them with them, you don't get to keep the guns.  That's just basic, like parents taking sticks away from an unruly child who is hitting people with them.
 
2021-04-22 3:22:35 PM  

Fart_Machine: xanadian: make me some tea: The master race is a thumb.

Or an eggplant.  Kinda looks like an eggplant.  Or a pear.

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*shakes tiny eggplant at Fart_Machine*
 
2021-04-22 3:23:47 PM  
"low ready" position -- is this a thing? I have never heard of this.

/probably tacticool terminology
 
2021-04-22 3:24:18 PM  

pounddawg: Looks like the guy from Wackiki Wabbit

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2021-04-22 3:24:38 PM  
chins are for losers anyway
 
2021-04-22 3:24:45 PM  

RobotSpider: Burt Colucci 45, is the current commander of the Nationalist Socialist Movement, a leading neo-Nazi group in the US, according to The Southern Poverty Law Center.

They missed the obvious opportunity for sarcasti-quotes:

Burt Colucci 45, is the current "commander" of the Nationalist Socialist Movement, a leading neo-Nazi group in the US, according to The Southern Poverty Law Center.

Much better.


"Burt Colucci" "45", is the current "commander" of the "Nationalist Socialist Movement", a leading "neo-Nazi" "group" in the "US", according to "The Southern Poverty Law Center."
 
2021-04-22 3:25:08 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: xanadian: make me some tea: The master race is a thumb.

Or an eggplant.  Kinda looks like an eggplant.  Or a pear.

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I wish he *was* an eggplant.

It would be fun watching the aneurysm when he notices that he is now black.

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2021-04-22 3:25:24 PM  

Combustion: Colucci, huh? That's one of them "Uber" names the Germans like so much.


Italians only became "white" in the US in the last 100 years.  The 1920s incarnation of the Klan hated Catholics too.
 
2021-04-22 3:25:35 PM  
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2021-04-22 3:25:36 PM  
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2021-04-22 3:26:02 PM  
Always fat with stupid looks on their faces in their mugshots.
 
2021-04-22 3:26:10 PM  

NateAsbestos: $7500. His bond is set at $7500.

Dude is an unabashed Nazi. Just shoot him.

bond was set at $7,500 by a Maricopa County superior court judge.


https://ballotpedia.org/Maricopa_Cou​nt​y,_Arizona_(Judicial)

Wow. Shocker.
 
2021-04-22 3:26:33 PM  
That's a hard 45 years old.  I'm 42, and that dude looks to me like people that are 10-15 years older than me at work.  Does being a fascist age you faster or something?
 
2021-04-22 3:27:31 PM  
Two days before his arrest Mr Colucci held a rally with just 15 supporters...

Downtown Phoenix has at least 15 nazis within shouting distance most of the time anyway. He wouldn't need to advertise for numbers like that.
 
2021-04-22 3:27:42 PM  

NateAsbestos: $7500. His bond is set at $7500.

Dude is an unabashed Nazi. Just shoot him.


The problem is that only police can shoot people and not face consequences.

And the police don't shoot their own.
 
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