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2021-04-22 9:07:57 AM  
Speaking Emoji: Stop Hiding Behind the Eggplant and Peach Emoji - We I Need a Sex Emoji

Fixed
 
2021-04-22 10:13:16 AM  
Someone is horny on main.
 
2021-04-22 10:18:27 AM  
I don't care about TFA, but I just thought of a great set of couple's Halloween costumes.
 
2021-04-22 10:19:31 AM  
That's another thirty emoji because you need every combination of male-female, female-female, male male, male transgendered-female, female transgendered-male,...
 
2021-04-22 10:20:26 AM  
Well as I'm not 9 years old, I'm exempted from using emojis.

/I think adults that use a lot of emojis often are...creepy.
//& in work emails wtf?
 
2021-04-22 10:20:28 AM  
You can't simply have a sex emoji.  You must include every possible position and gender interaction to be fair.  Don't start a fight when one doesn't need to be started.
 
2021-04-22 10:20:45 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: I don't care about TFA, but I just thought of a great set of couple's Halloween costumes.


Yeah, you aren't the first for sure...

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2021-04-22 10:20:54 AM  
:P

I stand by my go-to, Mr. Licky.  Mr. Licky, the most erotically charged Spartan emoji.  He always satisfies.

ALWAYS.

(Full disclosure, I am his agent - some would say pimp - so I have a vested interest in his sensual proliferation.)
 
2021-04-22 10:20:55 AM  
🍉🍉
🍕
 
2021-04-22 10:21:20 AM  
So the sequence of Eggplant-Eggplant-Fist-Fist-Train-Trai​n-Train emojis is no longer adequate?
 
2021-04-22 10:21:27 AM  
No kidding. I posted about babaghanoush and peach tarts with the family online and social services appeared an hour later.
 
2021-04-22 10:22:21 AM  

Metaluna Mutant: Well as I'm not 9 years old, I'm exempted from using emojis.

/I think adults that use a lot of emojis often are...creepy.
//& in work emails wtf?


They're in training for future employment...

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2021-04-22 10:22:25 AM  

beezeltown: No kidding. I posted about babaghanoush and peach tarts with the family online and social services appeared an hour later.


Well you are on probation
 
2021-04-22 10:22:37 AM  

dletter: brainlordmesomorph: I don't care about TFA, but I just thought of a great set of couple's Halloween costumes.

Yeah, you aren't the first for sure...

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those look like crap
 
2021-04-22 10:23:00 AM  

Russ1642: That's another thirty emoji because you need every combination of male-female, female-female, male male, male transgendered-female, female transgendered-male,...


You'll get over it.
 
2021-04-22 10:23:02 AM  
People need to start being more creative with the emoji we have. Try sending this one

Cactus, soldier helmet, boxing glove, clown.

See what type of responses you get.
 
2021-04-22 10:23:48 AM  
Meh.  "How does one say, "So, wanna fark?" in a way that carries the message yet is reasonably unlikely to get one kicked in the genitalia?" is a problem that's been ongoing since we lived in caves.  Does it really matter which euphemism people use?  They're always going to exist, barring a vast and drastic change in social attitudes.  Even in places that don't have the "Eww sex is dirty!" problem, the "I'd rather not get my junk kicked into low Earth orbit if they're farked off about the idea" problem is going to persist.
 
2021-04-22 10:24:01 AM  
( ´・・)ノ(._.')
 
2021-04-22 10:24:05 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: dletter: brainlordmesomorph: I don't care about TFA, but I just thought of a great set of couple's Halloween costumes.

Yeah, you aren't the first for sure...

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those look like crap


There were better ones, this was just the best one with both in the same photo.

/lazy image paster
 
2021-04-22 10:24:14 AM  

dletter: brainlordmesomorph: I don't care about TFA, but I just thought of a great set of couple's Halloween costumes.

Yeah, you aren't the first for sure...

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She's a peach.
 
2021-04-22 10:24:18 AM  
LOL who keeps submitting these ads?
 
2021-04-22 10:24:36 AM  
Whar Fark Pickle Emoji?!?
 
2021-04-22 10:24:53 AM  
Well, I have to say:  I didn't renew my totalfark because I had told the fark modpeople that I was going to do that because of grossly unfair removal of posts and a host of other issues.  I always follow-through with threats.  It has been now 4 days.  I can safely say I've commented about 90% less, I've spent about 75% less time on fark because I'm not trying to parse through all the incredibly stupid posts and I'm getting about 90% fewer "I'm mentioned" on my few comments (proportionately).

Originally fark offered me a re-up at $120 a year and then when my totalfark expired I was told I could sign up for $50.  This was really odd to me.

The greenlit cites are reasonably informing/interesting but I've found more time to read good books is the end-result.

Thank you moderators for restoring better time management to the few years I have left before I shuffle off and learn the big secret.
 
2021-04-22 10:26:02 AM  

Russ1642: That's another thirty emoji because you need every combination of male-female, female-female, male male, male transgendered-female, female transgendered-male,...


I mean, yeah, kind of. Or will it just be an emoji that says SEX in white block letters on a black background?
 
2021-04-22 10:27:32 AM  

WhoGAS: Metaluna Mutant: Well as I'm not 9 years old, I'm exempted from using emojis.

/I think adults that use a lot of emojis often are...creepy.
//& in work emails wtf?

They're in training for future employment...

[Fark user image image 545x307]


I love the decapitation button.
 
2021-04-22 10:27:34 AM  

Porkbelly: Well, I have to say:  I didn't renew my totalfark because I had told the fark modpeople that I was going to do that because of grossly unfair removal of posts and a host of other issues.  I always follow-through with threats.  It has been now 4 days.  I can safely say I've commented about 90% less, I've spent about 75% less time on fark because I'm not trying to parse through all the incredibly stupid posts and I'm getting about 90% fewer "I'm mentioned" on my few comments (proportionately).

Originally fark offered me a re-up at $120 a year and then when my totalfark expired I was told I could sign up for $50.  This was really odd to me.

The greenlit cites are reasonably informing/interesting but I've found more time to read good books is the end-result.

Thank you moderators for restoring better time management to the few years I have left before I shuffle off and learn the big secret.


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2021-04-22 10:28:04 AM  
There's some funny sex emojis on Signal.  I like to use the limp dick sticker to express when I'm unimpressed by something.
 
2021-04-22 10:29:57 AM  
"what about the children?"

It is all fun and games until lil' johnny is using it during Teams classrooms.
 
Juc
2021-04-22 10:30:43 AM  
we need a sex emoji?
I mean just use words instead of ideograms if you need to.

I wonder when the first all-emoji book will come out.

Emojis are what caused the decline of the ancient Egyptian empire.
 
2021-04-22 10:31:39 AM  

Juc: we need a sex emoji?
I mean just use words instead of ideograms if you need to.

I wonder when the first all-emoji book will come out.

Emojis are what caused the decline of the ancient Egyptian empire.


https://medium.com/@Jefnwk/3-books-wr​i​tten-entirely-in-emojis-can-you-read-t​hem-fffe71119530
 
2021-04-22 10:32:16 AM  
Isn't there already a minivan emoji?
 
2021-04-22 10:32:40 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: Someone is horny on main.


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2021-04-22 10:38:09 AM  
After yesterday's thread about the shape of states, I'm using California as my dick pic from now on.
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2021-04-22 10:38:32 AM  

dletter: brainlordmesomorph: I don't care about TFA, but I just thought of a great set of couple's Halloween costumes.

Yeah, you aren't the first for sure...

[images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com image 569x688]


This is the future Liberals want
 
2021-04-22 10:40:25 AM  
begin whine

b-b-b-but SEX is DURRR-DEEE!!!

end whine
 
2021-04-22 10:41:30 AM  

Russ1642: That's another thirty emoji because you need every combination of male-female, female-female, male male, male transgendered-female, female transgendered-male,...


male -peach, male -cucumber, female -cucumber, female -peach, cucumber -cucumber, peach -cucumber....  It's never ending really
 
2021-04-22 10:44:18 AM  
How about

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2021-04-22 10:44:20 AM  
We really need to not depend on emojis. We need to head back to ye olde good grammar. My texting and things, have not helped, my overall use, of the English language. I used extra commas for dramatic effect.

Translation: 🥬🍳😥

/Tossed salad and scrambled eggs, baby.
 
2021-04-22 10:50:37 AM  

jim32rr: beezeltown: No kidding. I posted about babaghanoush and peach tarts with the family online and social services appeared an hour later.

Well you are on probation


Look, if you're mom hadn't been whoring in that rest area parking lot, I never would have gotten busted. Worst $10 I ever spent.
 
2021-04-22 10:51:50 AM  
There already are sex emojis

👉👌

Or in my case

🤏👎
 
2021-04-22 10:57:53 AM  
If they're used as a non-verbal response to something that doesn't really require coherent words (thumbs up, smiley face instead of typing "right" or "lol" or "please stop sending me pictures of your dog"), that's fine.

If they're used as ornamentation, my eye usually just skips right over them without registering.

if they're incorporated into the text, creating a horrible abominated mixture of text and pictures...my eye still slides right over them without registering, so I get a disconnected series of words and I have no idea what the fark you're trying to say.

Carrie Fisher used to be really bad for that.  Her entire Twitter feed is filled with unreadable gibberish, mostly about her dog.
 
2021-04-22 10:58:03 AM  

Tr0mBoNe: Juc: we need a sex emoji?
I mean just use words instead of ideograms if you need to.

I wonder when the first all-emoji book will come out.

Emojis are what caused the decline of the ancient Egyptian empire.

https://medium.com/@Jefnwk/3-books-wri​tten-entirely-in-emojis-can-you-read-t​hem-fffe71119530


The sex emoji is right there:

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2021-04-22 11:00:21 AM  
I get this a lot -  "NO"
 
2021-04-22 11:10:27 AM  
When will Google translate be able to handle emojis?
 
2021-04-22 11:18:40 AM  
👉⬌👌

🔜
 
2021-04-22 11:21:17 AM  

WhoGAS: You can't simply have a sex emoji.  You must include every possible position and gender interaction to be fair.  Don't start a fight when one doesn't need to be started.


Kama sutra emojis?
 
2021-04-22 11:42:02 AM  
⬇ 2 🤡 ?
 
2021-04-22 11:43:57 AM  
👅👄69?
 
2021-04-22 11:56:12 AM  
Older millennial here. I thought emojis were dumb back when they didn't have dedicated Unicode graphics and were still called "emoticons" back in the US. Emoji is what Japan called "emoticons" during the early 2000s. The word was a kind of portmanteau of "emotion" and the Japanese word for the descriptive verb "look". I always found it amusing that the West borrowed "emoticons" back in a truncated format after a strange game of international telephone. That being said, they're still kind of stupid.

I know I'm just an old guy yelling at clouds here, but I just wanted to find some validation from a bunch of other weirdos on a web 2.0 forum that I've been hating a thing before it was cool and that somehow makes me better than other people and oh god I've wasted my life
 
2021-04-22 11:59:24 AM  
🎠
 
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