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(Daily Star)   Head of crocodile shot by Prince Philip to be sold for £5,100 at auction. So if you've got any heads of crocodiles shot by Prince Philip lying around, now is the time to cash in (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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2021-04-22 6:55:59 PM  
not really an auction if they set a price
 
2021-04-22 9:41:04 PM  
Damn. He really hated everything that was darker than a paper plate.
 
2021-04-22 9:49:04 PM  
What is this, an overpriced memorabilia yard sale? How about his used condoms from 1941? Now that's a collectors item
 
2021-04-22 9:49:46 PM  
Crap I can't remember where I left mine
 
2021-04-22 9:50:22 PM  
My micronation, The Peoples Ambulatory Republic of Western Obsidia, uses currency that is officially pegged at the value of crocodile heads harvested by royalty, so this is concerning.
 
2021-04-22 9:50:32 PM  
To you Yanks, it might be a crocodile. Here we call them long bitey snouty dragons.
 
2021-04-22 9:53:08 PM  

berylman: What is this, an overpriced memorabilia yard sale? How about his used condoms from 1941? Now that's a collectors item


Great, now there's going to be a glut of British uncles with knockoff alligator heads bragging 'Look at 'at ere. Shot by Prince Phillip hisself'
 
2021-04-22 9:54:02 PM  

stoli n coke: Damn. He really hated everything that was darker than a paper plate.


I hate coke. It tastes like shiat. The white coke? Yeah, right off the ass of...

Wait a sec.

Oh, this is a shaming comment sorry to drift toward hot assed...

Enjoy your shaming. It permits you to feel superior. Which is good, so you have that going for you as children on the other side of the planet toil in horrendous conditions manufacturing you widgets, so you can click a few buttons then decide to return them.

Such altruism. Such humanity. Wow.
 
2021-04-22 9:54:41 PM  

berylman: What is this, an overpriced memorabilia yard sale? How about his used condoms from 1941? Now that's a collectors item


Yeah it's not like it'shiatler's, am I right?
 
2021-04-22 9:55:45 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: berylman: What is this, an overpriced memorabilia yard sale? How about his used condoms from 1941? Now that's a collectors item

Yeah it's not like it'shiatler's, am I right?


Yes, Fark filter, yes
 
2021-04-22 9:55:50 PM  

indylaw: To you Yanks, it might be a crocodile. Here we call them long bitey snouty dragons.


Dragons are fun! Puff the magic dragon....
 
2021-04-22 9:56:46 PM  
That actually sounds remarkably cheap compared to an AI-generated painting...
 
2021-04-22 10:03:04 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: stoli n coke: Damn. He really hated everything that was darker than a paper plate.

I hate coke. It tastes like shiat. The white coke? Yeah, right off the ass of...

Wait a sec.

Oh, this is a shaming comment sorry to drift toward hot assed...

Enjoy your shaming. It permits you to feel superior. Which is good, so you have that going for you as children on the other side of the planet toil in horrendous conditions manufacturing you widgets, so you can click a few buttons then decide to return them.

Such altruism. Such humanity. Wow.


Are you having a stroke?
 
2021-04-22 10:06:24 PM  
I don't happen to have the head of crocodile shot by Prince Philip, but one morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
 
2021-04-22 10:20:51 PM  
There's a head of crocodiles? I never knew they had a management structure. Is there a way to opt out of their services should I ever find myself in one of their coverage areas?
 
2021-04-22 10:30:38 PM  
I have the head of Alfredo Garcia. Is that worth anything?
 
2021-04-22 10:33:10 PM  
Finally,  I'll be able to cash in and clear out the shed.
 
2021-04-22 10:49:09 PM  
So, will Weird Al be doing an Elton John parody, "Crocodile Shot"?

And what would the recipe for a Crocodile Shot be anyway?

And would it include any Krocodil?
 
2021-04-22 10:51:55 PM  

berylman: What is this, an overpriced memorabilia yard sale? How about his used condoms from 1941? Now that's a collectors item


The one with the hole in it that resulted in Prince Charles might be worth a bob or two.
 
2021-04-22 11:03:05 PM  
Well i have an alligator head that I got from a fella named Phillip Prince, who had a dook down at the eatin' burrow. That close enough?
 
2021-04-22 11:29:50 PM  
That is one sorry-ass trophy. How hard can it be to shoot something that mostly lies there motionless? Not something to be proud of imho... "How was the hunting?" "Jolly good, we bagged a croc, and I think Jeeves over there shot himself a tortoise or two..."
 
2021-04-22 11:35:12 PM  
Eight heads in a duffle bag would be on Prince Andrew's luggage manifest .from Paedo Island.
 
2021-04-23 12:21:46 AM  
Forget the head, who ended up getting pairs of boots from that hide?
 
2021-04-23 12:29:02 AM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: So, will Weird Al be doing an Elton John parody, "Crocodile Shot"?


I remember when we were young
Me and Lizzie had so much fun
Hanging round while she sat on her throne
Had fancy royal clothes - but no crown of my own\

But the thing that always put me at ease
On safari in those colonies
While the other blokes were drinking in their sheds
We were shooting and then severing some crocodile heads

Well, croc-beheading, no sense pretending
It was ace when we managed a kill.
I never knew me a grander time, and I bloody never will
Oh, bloody brilliant, those tricky ones,
When Lizze brought out her finest guns
Oh the croc-beheading, was such chuffing fun.

Laa, la-la-la-la-laa
La-la-la-la-laa
La-la-la-la-laa

But the years went by and the crocs all died
The swamps and the rivers were unoccupied
Long nights crying by the carriage house
Remembering the carnage with my imperial spouse

But they'll never kill the thrills we've got
Carving up all those fabulous crocs,
Honing skills while the weeks went past
We really thought the crocs would last

Laa, la-la-la-la-laa
La-la-la-la-laa
La-la-la-la-laa
 
2021-04-23 6:15:28 AM  

ISO15693: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: So, will Weird Al be doing an Elton John parody, "Crocodile Shot"?

I remember when we were young
Me and Lizzie had so much fun
Hanging round while she sat on her throne
Had fancy royal clothes - but no crown of my own\

But the thing that always put me at ease
On safari in those colonies
While the other blokes were drinking in their sheds
We were shooting and then severing some crocodile heads

Well, croc-beheading, no sense pretending
It was ace when we managed a kill.
I never knew me a grander time, and I bloody never will
Oh, bloody brilliant, those tricky ones,
When Lizze brought out her finest guns
Oh the croc-beheading, was such chuffing fun.

Laa, la-la-la-la-laa
La-la-la-la-laa
La-la-la-la-laa

But the years went by and the crocs all died
The swamps and the rivers were unoccupied
Long nights crying by the carriage house
Remembering the carnage with my imperial spouse

But they'll never kill the thrills we've got
Carving up all those fabulous crocs,
Honing skills while the weeks went past
We really thought the crocs would last

Laa, la-la-la-la-laa
La-la-la-la-laa
La-la-la-la-laa


Magnificent, sir!
 
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