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2021-04-22 2:43:08 AM  
I pretty sure Drew is a functional alcoholic, not a coke fiend.
 
2021-04-22 5:37:19 AM  
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There's the article and Lindell in a nutshell. He's turning into a far more idiotic and soon to be bankrupt Howard Hughes.
 
2021-04-22 6:07:16 AM  
Considering how so many of them made so many good movies, I think it's all on Mike Lindell and not on the drugs.
 
433 [TotalFark]
2021-04-22 6:12:00 AM  
As obnoxious as he was in his first incarnation, you have to admit that since then he has been a fountain of mirth and joy.

Good luck man.  I hope to hear more about you over time until the inevitable occurs.  I almost admire the man.
 
2021-04-22 6:38:36 AM  

433: I hope to hear more about you over time until the inevitable occurs.


Dead on a cheap hotel toilet with blood and coke pouring out of his nose while rigor mortis sets in and drops the mother of all coke sharts, and a naked underage cabana boy running and screaming down the hallway in horror?
 
433 [TotalFark]
2021-04-22 6:46:38 AM  

kling_klang_bed: 433: I hope to hear more about you over time until the inevitable occurs.

Dead on a cheap hotel toilet with blood and coke pouring out of his nose while rigor mortis sets in and drops the mother of all coke sharts, and a naked underage cabana boy running and screaming down the hallway in horror?


Or just super broke clinging to his failures as successes, desperately thinking he knows better than AA, and ultimately burning out everyone around him while his investments are absorbed and he has to start all over again with a brand new pillow.  You can't keep a good pillow man down.

He'll wind up being BILLY MAYS HERE!  RIGHT HERE WITH A NEW PILLOW!  F*CK YOU BUY IT!
 
2021-04-22 6:51:03 AM  

433: kling_klang_bed: 433: I hope to hear more about you over time until the inevitable occurs.

Dead on a cheap hotel toilet with blood and coke pouring out of his nose while rigor mortis sets in and drops the mother of all coke sharts, and a naked underage cabana boy running and screaming down the hallway in horror?

Or just super broke clinging to his failures as successes, desperately thinking he knows better than AA, and ultimately burning out everyone around him while his investments are absorbed and he has to start all over again with a brand new pillow.  You can't keep a good pillow man down.

He'll wind up being BILLY MAYS HERE!  RIGHT HERE WITH A NEW PILLOW!  F*CK YOU BUY IT!


Or:

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2021-04-22 7:00:17 AM  
With over 2B requests in just 2-days

Don't trust the B in Apartment 23 was an underrated show...But I would certainly trust that B over this one anyday.
 
2021-04-22 7:41:19 AM  
Me

I did
 
2021-04-22 7:41:25 AM  
We now know who bought the old Fark servers
 
2021-04-22 7:42:20 AM  

kling_klang_bed: 433: I hope to hear more about you over time until the inevitable occurs.

Dead on a cheap hotel toilet with blood and coke pouring out of his nose while rigor mortis sets in and drops the mother of all coke sharts, and a naked underage cabana boy running and screaming down the hallway in horror?


Fark.

Personal erotica site, etc.
 
2021-04-22 7:44:24 AM  
Does Facebook even have 2 billion people
 
2021-04-22 7:49:19 AM  
On one side this buffoon is a daily dose of comedy, on the other side it's sad because somewhere up in Chaska, Minnesota there are good people who are probably going to lose their jobs manufacturing those pillows because their idiot of a boss is too busy playing Don Quixote and losing business left and right.
 
2021-04-22 7:52:51 AM  
How about Trump is just an unmotivated loser who talks big shiat but never follows through or backs it up?

Cocaine fueled the Blitzkrieg and Hitler! Cocaine fueled the entire 70s and 80s!

Cocaine is a wonderful motivator and you can hang out with the Devil and shiat!

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2021-04-22 7:55:25 AM  
I am convinced that when Trump invites some down to his lair he stuffs them full of coke, invites the hookers over and films the whole thing via secret cameras in the guest rooms. He learned from the best of his Russian  handlers  and his east block trophy wives how to Kompromat effectively

Mike Lindell acts like he's slipping on the snow hard.

The Kommisar's in town.
 
2021-04-22 7:55:32 AM  
Heroine, Frank.
The Naked Gun Bed Scene
Youtube v664Yaqjw0g
 
2021-04-22 7:55:46 AM  
For some reason I thought Don Jnr had started his own social media hub. I am glad to be wrong.
 
2021-04-22 7:56:26 AM  
"We are performing scheduled site maintenance at this time. Please check back with us later,"

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2021-04-22 7:58:09 AM  
I'm so sick of looking at this buffoon.
I hope he buys tainted crack.
 
2021-04-22 7:58:16 AM  
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2021-04-22 7:58:30 AM  

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There's the article and Lindell in a nutshell. He's turning into a far more idiotic and soon to be bankrupt Howard Hughes.


Hughes was an actual genius; Lindell is just a lucky crackhead.
 
2021-04-22 7:59:31 AM  
What, we think he's a sysadmin anda pillow stufferstuffer anda coke fiend?
 
2021-04-22 7:59:58 AM  

kling_klang_bed: 433: I hope to hear more about you over time until the inevitable occurs.

Dead on a cheap hotel toilet with blood and coke pouring out of his nose while rigor mortis sets in and drops the mother of all coke sharts, and a naked underage cabana boy running and screaming down the hallway in horror?


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...coke sharts...

I did not know that was a thing.
 
2021-04-22 8:00:59 AM  

433: As obnoxious as he was in his first incarnation, you have to admit that since then he has been a fountain of mirth and joy.

Good luck man.  I hope to hear more about you over time until the inevitable occurs.  I almost admire the man.


I read that as "meth."
 
2021-04-22 8:02:53 AM  

kling_klang_bed: 433: kling_klang_bed: 433: I hope to hear more about you over time until the inevitable occurs.

Dead on a cheap hotel toilet with blood and coke pouring out of his nose while rigor mortis sets in and drops the mother of all coke sharts, and a naked underage cabana boy running and screaming down the hallway in horror?

Or just super broke clinging to his failures as successes, desperately thinking he knows better than AA, and ultimately burning out everyone around him while his investments are absorbed and he has to start all over again with a brand new pillow.  You can't keep a good pillow man down.

He'll wind up being BILLY MAYS HERE!  RIGHT HERE WITH A NEW PILLOW!  F*CK YOU BUY IT!

Or:

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I gotta admit: he's a good grifter.

He returned from total ruin and disgrace then successfully built a semi-legit business. He remains a parasite on (stupidest parts of) society, but credit where credit is due.
 
2021-04-22 8:02:57 AM  

imauniter: ....tainted crack....


Is the name of my Depeche Mod/Vanilla Ice mashup coverband.
 
2021-04-22 8:06:00 AM  
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2021-04-22 8:06:02 AM  

Sorelian's Ghost: With over 2B requests in just 2-days

Don't trust the B in Apartment 23 was an underrated show...But I would certainly trust that B over this one anyday.


It ckuld have been all the Russian, Chinese, and Best Korean bots...
 
2021-04-22 8:06:53 AM  

aagrajag: kling_klang_bed: 433: I hope to hear more about you over time until the inevitable occurs.

Dead on a cheap hotel toilet with blood and coke pouring out of his nose while rigor mortis sets in and drops the mother of all coke sharts, and a naked underage cabana boy running and screaming down the hallway in horror?

-
...coke sharts...

I did not know that was a thing.


They cut it with exlax 😅
 
2021-04-22 8:07:15 AM  
It wasn't really down and I am producing a movie to prove it!
 
2021-04-22 8:07:53 AM  

aagrajag: Hughes was an actual genius; Lindell is just a lucky crackhead.


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2021-04-22 8:07:59 AM  

aagrajag: kling_klang_bed: [Fark user image image 354x200]

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There's the article and Lindell in a nutshell. He's turning into a far more idiotic and soon to be bankrupt Howard Hughes.

Hughes was an actual genius; Lindell is just a lucky crackhead.


Hence the "idiotic" part. Lindell in a few months, if not sooner:

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2021-04-22 8:08:15 AM  
The only good thing to come from this crackhead's new site.

Mike Lindell Gets Prank Phone Called Live
Youtube 5RcYmxlvvwk
 
2021-04-22 8:11:36 AM  
I think I see the problem. They were having a "Frank-a-thon event." Hordes of random people showed up thinking it was a porn site.
 
2021-04-22 8:13:28 AM  

GoldSpider: aagrajag: Hughes was an actual genius; Lindell is just a lucky crackhead.

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Damn, beat me to it by 30 seconds! *shakes tiny fists in outrage*
 
2021-04-22 8:14:20 AM  

Marcos P: Does Facebook even have 2 billion people


They have consistently claimed to have billions (almost as many billions that actually have reliable internet), I'd be surprised if they actually have a few million active users world-wide, probably 100 million max.
 
2021-04-22 8:15:16 AM  

GoldSpider: aagrajag: Hughes was an actual genius; Lindell is just a lucky crackhead.

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If Lindell holds some Republican politician at gunpoint and forces him to cradle a two-inch pillow, I'll consider Lindell's debt to society fully-paid in hilarity.
 
2021-04-22 8:15:34 AM  

Conthan: The only good thing to come from this crackhead's new site.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/5RcYmxlv​vwk]


They hacked our phones!  We gave them our number and they dialed it.  Hacking 101!
 
2021-04-22 8:16:14 AM  
it's become increasingly obvious that people on fark don't know wtf cocaine is about.

or maybe they do...
 
2021-04-22 8:16:47 AM  

Astorix: I am convinced that when Trump invites some down to his lair he stuffs them full of coke, invites the hookers over and films the whole thing via secret cameras in the guest rooms. He learned from the best of his Russian  handlers  and his east block trophy wives how to Kompromat effectively

Mike Lindell acts like he's slipping on the snow hard.

The Kommisar's in town.


It's not a Russian thing per se, it's a mafia tactic. The american mob deals in blackmail as a simple matter of course, and trump learned from his job lawyer Cohn all these tricks. Everything trump does is with the assumption that he is some sort of mafia boss.
 
2021-04-22 8:17:04 AM  
The only way he's got 2 billion attempts to view the site is if there's DDOS attacks going on.
 
2021-04-22 8:17:53 AM  
I'm beginning to think this pillow fella has some mental issues....
 
2021-04-22 8:18:30 AM  
And not a single "conservative" will reflect on any of this and think, "Maybe these people are just grifters."
 
2021-04-22 8:19:40 AM  
"I've been trying to get on it since the launch of the initial VIP subscription. That was several days ago, and every day I try, it doesn't let me in," a user added.

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2021-04-22 8:20:16 AM  
As far as public meltdowns go, this is certainly in the top 5.
 
2021-04-22 8:20:30 AM  

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Look at Mr Fancy doing lines with his pinky out.
 
2021-04-22 8:22:19 AM  
Lindell is fun to dunk on but it's seriously a testament to how screwed up our treatment for drug addiction and mental health problems are. This guy is going to go from a successful business owner to a broke punchline of a human being and in the process will takedown several people who work for him. We really need a better system than waiting for someone to hit rock bottom before we step in to help. One of the judges in his insane lawsuits should issue an order for a drug test and psych eval.
 
2021-04-22 8:23:32 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Conthan: The only good thing to come from this crackhead's new site.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/5RcYmxlv​vwk]

They hacked our phones!  We gave them our number and they dialed it.  Hacking 101!


From another Salon article "In a follow-up interview on Tuesday, Lindell seemed to recognize that he had trolled by a prankster on Monday, suggesting that he hoped to pursue criminal charges against Blackman. "We found out who the guy is, and we're going to try to get him arrested," Lindell told Salon. "It's the same guy! We're investigating him!" When asked why police or the justice system would be interested in a prank caller, Lindell hung up."
 
2021-04-22 8:27:11 AM  

kling_klang_bed: 433: kling_klang_bed: 433: I hope to hear more about you over time until the inevitable occurs.

Dead on a cheap hotel toilet with blood and coke pouring out of his nose while rigor mortis sets in and drops the mother of all coke sharts, and a naked underage cabana boy running and screaming down the hallway in horror?

Or just super broke clinging to his failures as successes, desperately thinking he knows better than AA, and ultimately burning out everyone around him while his investments are absorbed and he has to start all over again with a brand new pillow.  You can't keep a good pillow man down.

He'll wind up being BILLY MAYS HERE!  RIGHT HERE WITH A NEW PILLOW!  F*CK YOU BUY IT!

Or:

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trust me, you really gon' need that trench-shovel for all of that potato soup
 
2021-04-22 8:32:40 AM  
Dudes batshiat insane.
 
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