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(KSTU FOX 13)   Utah police say they beat all the high scores on a Nintendo Switch found at local park   (fox13now.com) divider line
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2021-04-21 10:13:25 PM  
Now Barney, let's just nip it in the bud....
 
2021-04-21 10:16:11 PM  
It's black in color, I'm surprised they didn't shoot it.
 
2021-04-21 10:21:28 PM  
Just wait until they start using Mario Kart Live to shoot real guns at people for being non-white. Maybe they can train a Boston Dynamics robot dog to kneel on peoples necks too.
 
2021-04-22 6:49:14 AM  
I bet they beat those scores to death.
 
2021-04-22 6:50:17 AM  
Did they arrest the switch for resisting arrest?
 
2021-04-22 7:05:03 AM  
Modern gamers say "what's a high score?"
 
hej
2021-04-22 7:08:15 AM  
Can't remember the last time I saw a have with a score
 
2021-04-22 7:13:25 AM  
That's normal.
Anything else would be like expecting them not to drive your sports when they impound it.

:/
 
2021-04-22 7:13:55 AM  
I wonder if you can sue the police for unlawfully spending all your gold coins.
 
2021-04-22 7:16:00 AM  

DrunkenBob: I wonder if you can sue the police for unlawfully spending all your gold coins.


Asset forfeiture. Those coins were likely used in a crime.
 
2021-04-22 7:16:07 AM  

wxboy: I bet they beat those scores to death.


I hate myself for laughing at this...
 
2021-04-22 7:21:09 AM  
They shot all of the unarmed, non-white NPC's in Saint's Row didn't they ?
 
2021-04-22 7:44:09 AM  
I guess that means they got past the part in the game, where others choked...
 
2021-04-22 7:49:42 AM  
The fark game has a high score in 2021....
 
2021-04-22 8:03:19 AM  
What does a new Ninetendo Switch system cost these days.
 
2021-04-22 8:07:34 AM  
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2021-04-22 8:09:41 AM  

WTFDYW: What does a new Ninetendo Switch system cost these days.


Theres a switch light w/ SSbro for 249 on Newegg, msrp is 199 iirc
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2021-04-22 8:13:10 AM  
The old man in me that yells at clouds is disgusted that the kids were allowed to take a video game to a park but the parent in me knows that the drive is easier bringing along such a tool.
 
2021-04-22 8:39:43 AM  

WTFDYW: What does a new Ninetendo Switch system cost these days.


Less than the risk of interacting with police to get one back...
 
2021-04-22 8:48:59 AM  

Salmon: The old man in me that yells at clouds is disgusted that the kids were allowed to take a video game to a park but the parent in me knows that the drive is easier bringing along such a tool.


Calling your kid a tool is a bit harsh.
 
2021-04-22 9:06:09 AM  

stuhayes2010: Modern gamers say "what's a high score?"


Or like every video game in a movie ever:
*kid playing GTA*
"Johnny, time for bed."
'But mom, I just got to level 23!'

Levels?
 
2021-04-22 9:08:38 AM  
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2021-04-22 9:11:25 AM  
Yeah, they crushed it. Wonder if that switch can access national news.
 
2021-04-22 9:17:34 AM  
I remember an arcade in smallville Utah in the 80s, and several machines had astronomical high scores with the initials LSD.
 
2021-04-22 12:12:32 PM  
Anybody make a joke about cops shooting yet?

That one neeeever gets old.
 
2021-04-22 4:08:27 PM  

Snort: Anybody make a joke about cops shooting yet?

That one neeeever gets old.


Neither do the people the cops shoot.
 
2021-04-22 4:33:27 PM  
Spice Must Flow: I remember an arcade in smallville Utah in the 80s, and several machines had astronomical high scores with the initials LSD.

That's what happens when you aren't supposed to jerk off...
 
2021-04-23 2:16:55 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Spice Must Flow: I remember an arcade in smallville Utah in the 80s, and several machines had astronomical high scores with the initials LSD.

That's what happens when you aren't supposed to jerk off...



So assume every US citizen had a college degree - moving about and taking regular exercise
doing low-impact exercise, such as swimming or walking, if recovering from knee pain, using a knee wrap or bandage for extra support, wearing shoes that offer proper support during physical activity, they get jobs at macdonald's making $50/hr in college loan payments but they have to wear ankle socks with high-tops. GET IT?!
 
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