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(Washington Post)   To truly appreciate TFA, you have to imagine Putin standing upright with his shirt pulled up on top of his head while he clenches both fists in fury and screeches, "Are you threatening me?" over and over again   (washingtonpost.com) divider line
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2021-04-21 12:43:28 PM  
Vladimir Putin is easily threatened, you could invite him to an ice cream party and if the ice cream isn't his favorite color, he'll percieve a threat.
 
2021-04-21 12:47:56 PM  
BUT I AMMMMMM NAPOLEON!!
 
2021-04-21 12:53:39 PM  
Russia's top-of-the-line coal-powered tanks are the best.
 
2021-04-21 12:58:25 PM  
No grift lasts forever.
 
2021-04-21 1:00:07 PM  
I'm surprised he didn't say 'rue the day' in a squeaky, 33-rpm-played-at-45-rpm voice.
 
2021-04-21 1:06:51 PM  
Putin needs to be assassinated.
 
2021-04-21 1:07:12 PM  
If Putin leaves office about $100 billion would be up for grabs, surprised some enterprising young Russians have not made the moves to get a hold of it.  If Russia stopped their attacks on other countries the world would ignore most of what happens in Russia.
 
2021-04-21 1:07:29 PM  
Rue the day! RUUUUUUE!
 
2021-04-21 1:07:42 PM  
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2021-04-21 1:08:31 PM  
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2021-04-21 1:08:55 PM  
I guess we won't need to worry about Covid spreading during nuclear Winter.
 
2021-04-21 1:09:02 PM  
John Bolton reportedly securing TP for his Бunghole.
 
2021-04-21 1:09:09 PM  
Yeah, I think we are all pretty done with even pretending to take this sad old biatch who has had way too much shiatty plastic surgery seriously...
 
2021-04-21 1:10:24 PM  

Marcos P: Putin needs to be assassinated.


He should be introduced to the Rod from God.
 
2021-04-21 1:12:21 PM  
We need to get a big aircraft carrier and cruise it back and forth in front of the Port of Novorossiysk.  It doesn't really matter which boat as long as it's big and we rename it to "The U.S.S. I'm Not Touching You".
 
2021-04-21 1:13:00 PM  
Yeah, it would be absolutely terrifying to see their one half burned carrier being towed into the battle area.

One of our subs could be damaged by the airplanes it regularly flings into the ocean.
 
2021-04-21 1:13:42 PM  

Grimstrider: Yeah, I think we are all pretty done with even pretending to take this sad old biatch who has had way too much shiatty plastic surgery seriously...


If it wasn't for the large nuclear arsenal and all those murders I would agree with you.
 
2021-04-21 1:14:56 PM  
Get a farken grip, Putin. Nobody wants Siberia. If anything we are prepared to go to war to AVOID taking over your land.
 
2021-04-21 1:15:24 PM  
Beavis & Butthead - i am Cornholio you must feed the Almighty bunghole!!!!
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2021-04-21 1:17:19 PM  
He SpeaksIn Tongues, He Has the Stigmata!!
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2021-04-21 1:17:42 PM  
CORNHOLIO from 'Beavis & Butthead Do America'
Youtube Ii8H2tYcFYY
 
2021-04-21 1:18:16 PM  
Senor Beavis-The Great Cornholio
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2021-04-21 1:19:53 PM  
I didn't realizeI stumbled into an erotica site. Okay. Let's get weird.

I pull out my Pikachu Burger King kid's meal toy and rub it right behind my left knee.

Your turn.
 
2021-04-21 1:19:56 PM  
The streets will flow with the blood of the nonbelievers!
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2021-04-21 1:20:05 PM  

shastacola: No grift lasts forever.


Some end uglier than others. So does he go out murdering his citizens, does he get the "Full Khadaffi" [which terrifies him], or does he get the Idi Amin happy ending? Seeing as he DOESN'T have an exit strat. How do we get there?
 
2021-04-21 1:20:13 PM  

Marcos P: Putin needs to be assassinated.


If it isn't Putin, it'd just be some other asshole. Russians love their lawless autocrats. They always have, and if Putin dies, they'll happily elect another lawless autocrat to replace him.
 
2021-04-21 1:21:02 PM  
Not taking Putin seriously is how Trump was nominated by the GOP and won the White House. Russia planned cyber warfare and infiltrating the US government for a long time and it paid off. If a tactic doesn't work, they'll switch it up.
 
2021-04-21 1:21:39 PM  

Heraclitus: Marcos P: Putin needs to be assassinated.

He should be introduced to the Rod from God.


Leave me out of it, bub.
 
2021-04-21 1:21:41 PM  

Ragin' Asian: I didn't realizeI stumbled into an erotica site. Okay. Let's get weird.

I pull out my Pikachu Burger King kid's meal toy and rub it right behind my left knee.

Your turn.


TP for my Bunghole
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2021-04-21 1:23:14 PM  

Marcos P: Putin needs to be assassinated.


No, he needs to be locked up like the common criminal / murderer he is in reality. Then hopefully Russia can have a functional government that doesn't rely on threatening its neighbors.

Although what will probably happen, at this rate, is he'll make a miscalculation and be killed by someone who wants to be the next criminal-in-chief. I won't weep over his death at all, even though it'll probably be more brutal than Caesar's death. Problem being it won't really help Russia if another that happens instead of him being imprisoned.
 
2021-04-21 1:25:39 PM  

b0rscht: I'm surprised he didn't say 'rue the day' in a squeaky, 33-rpm-played-at-45-rpm voice.


"Rue the day? Who talks like that?"
 
2021-04-21 1:26:10 PM  
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2021-04-21 1:26:17 PM  

Heraclitus: Rue the day! RUUUUUUE!


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2021-04-21 1:26:53 PM  
I really wish all the Farkers from back around 2010 or so who were saying that Russia's plutocrats were going to pull him out of office had been right.
 
2021-04-21 1:27:39 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Vladimir Putin is easily threatened, you could invite him to an ice cream party and if the ice cream isn't his favorite color, he'll percieve a threat.


The PBS production, "Putin's Revenge" really highlighted his paranoia of The West.
 
2021-04-21 1:29:45 PM  

roddikinsathome: shastacola: No grift lasts forever.

Some end uglier than others. So does he go out murdering his citizens, does he get the "Full Khadaffi" [which terrifies him], or does he get the Idi Amin happy ending? Seeing as he DOESN'T have an exit strat. How do we get there?


I'm hoping for 'lying on the floor in a pool of his own urine' just like his hero.
 
2021-04-21 1:30:28 PM  

Trevt: Grimstrider: Yeah, I think we are all pretty done with even pretending to take this sad old biatch who has had way too much shiatty plastic surgery seriously...

If it wasn't for the large nuclear arsenal and all those murders I would agree with you.


He ain't gonna do shiat with that large nuclear arsenal. If you are going to argue he is more than a paper tiger, it is far more concerning that a large percentage of US Republicans trust him over our own government.
 
2021-04-21 1:30:56 PM  
Puty gettin' nervous -- or he's trying to distract from the folks showing up in the streets
 
2021-04-21 1:35:05 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Vladimir Putin is easily threatened, you could invite him to an ice cream party and if the ice cream isn't his favorite color, he'll percieve a threat.


Rainbow sherbet.
 
2021-04-21 1:35:34 PM  

pehvbot: roddikinsathome: shastacola: No grift lasts forever.

Some end uglier than others. So does he go out murdering his citizens, does he get the "Full Khadaffi" [which terrifies him], or does he get the Idi Amin happy ending? Seeing as he DOESN'T have an exit strat. How do we get there?

I'm hoping for 'lying on the floor in a pool of his own urine' just like his hero.


It'd be the best, albeit HIGHLY unlikely outcome, so don't put any cash on it.
 
2021-04-21 1:36:26 PM  
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2021-04-21 1:37:55 PM  
We should put sanctions on his TP, and perhaps his oleo.
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2021-04-21 1:41:50 PM  

Heraclitus: Marcos P: Putin needs to be assassinated.

He should be introduced to the Rod from God.


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Come on, son, we're going to introduce Putin to God.

Yaaaay!
 
2021-04-21 1:44:40 PM  

FullofMT: Purple_Urkle: Vladimir Putin is easily threatened, you could invite him to an ice cream party and if the ice cream isn't his favorite color, he'll percieve a threat.

The PBS production, "Putin's Revenge" really highlighted his paranoia of The West.


1 LRAD $20,000
1 Jumbotron $10,000

Cost of threatening Vladimir Putin with Katy Perry music videos?:
Katy Perry - California Gurls (Official Music Video) ft. Snoop Dogg
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Priceless.
 
2021-04-21 1:44:45 PM  
To fully tattoo "No Regurts" on his member, he's going to need a bigger penis, by twice.
 
2021-04-21 1:45:55 PM  

xanadian: Purple_Urkle: Vladimir Putin is easily threatened, you could invite him to an ice cream party and if the ice cream isn't his favorite color, he'll percieve a threat.

Rainbow sherbet.


Sherbert, ice cream, whatever!
In America they're food.

In Russia, they're agendas.
 
2021-04-21 1:47:35 PM  

BitwiseShift: To fully tattoo "No Regurts" on his member, he's going to need a bigger penis, by twice.


Vladimir Putin has no dick.

Pull down his his pants and there's just another hand, holding a spray bottle of poison.
 
2021-04-21 1:48:42 PM  

pehvbot: roddikinsathome: shastacola: No grift lasts forever.

Some end uglier than others. So does he go out murdering his citizens, does he get the "Full Khadaffi" [which terrifies him], or does he get the Idi Amin happy ending? Seeing as he DOESN'T have an exit strat. How do we get there?

I'm hoping for 'lying on the floor in a pool of his own urine' just like his hero.


He's not a good candidate for a stroke. He's more likely to end up on the receiving end of a revenge plot.
 
2021-04-21 1:54:35 PM  

roddikinsathome: shastacola: No grift lasts forever.

Some end uglier than others. So does he go out murdering his citizens, does he get the "Full Khadaffi" [which terrifies him], or does he get the Idi Amin happy ending? Seeing as he DOESN'T have an exit strat. How do we get there?


As says the Buddha - "Change must come from within"
 
2021-04-21 1:59:14 PM  

Grimstrider: Trevt: Grimstrider: Yeah, I think we are all pretty done with even pretending to take this sad old biatch who has had way too much shiatty plastic surgery seriously...

If it wasn't for the large nuclear arsenal and all those murders I would agree with you.

He ain't gonna do shiat with that large nuclear arsenal. If you are going to argue he is more than a paper tiger, it is far more concerning that a large percentage of US Republicans trust him over our own government.


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