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2021-04-21 11:53:04 AM  
Dream european job would be a national AOC inspector and judge with an excessive budget for food and lodging and required attendance at F1 Races in Europe to insure the quality of wines served.
 
2021-04-21 12:12:23 PM  
I always wanted to be a lifeguard for the summer in Cannes.  Alas, all I could do was lay on the beach and swim for days and days.
 
2021-04-21 12:23:06 PM  
I want to be Charlotte Ramplings personal butter churner.

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2021-04-21 12:32:59 PM  
I wanna be a Guinness quality assurance inspector who visits pubs around Ireland to make sure the Guinness is poured and served properly.
 
2021-04-21 12:35:23 PM  
The only European job I can think of involves using the bathroom.
 
2021-04-21 12:35:32 PM  
No.
 
2021-04-21 12:36:38 PM  
Testing birth control devices in Sweden
 
2021-04-21 12:37:11 PM  
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2021-04-21 12:39:48 PM  
Bikini Inspector
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Beaver patrol.
 
2021-04-21 12:40:41 PM  
Pretty sure my dream European job would involve a lot more nekkid than that. More money too.
 
2021-04-21 12:41:20 PM  
This guy's got nothing on Prince Charles: he's old enough to retire and has never started the job he was born to do.
 
2021-04-21 12:42:01 PM  
Sex doll brothel cleaner suspiciously missing from list.

/slurp
 
2021-04-21 12:44:03 PM  

Kalyco Jack: This guy's got nothing on Prince Charles: he's old enough to retire and has never started the job he was born to do.


He was born to die and with each passing day his path to the goal becomes shorter.
 
2021-04-21 12:44:12 PM  

Kalyco Jack: This guy's got nothing on Prince Charles: he's old enough to retire and has never started the job he was born to do.



So is the fire extinguisher hanging on the wall over there.
 
2021-04-21 12:44:20 PM  
It's always been my dream to be a porn star in the Czech Republic.

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2021-04-21 12:44:45 PM  
Creed Bratton seen getting on ship to Italy.
 
2021-04-21 12:48:29 PM  

The_Sponge: It's always been my dream to be a porn star in the Czech Republic.

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Prague has a little something for everyone!

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2021-04-21 12:49:09 PM  
The Clash -Safe European Home (Lyrics) (Subtitulos en español)
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2021-04-21 12:55:47 PM  
Skiver?
 
2021-04-21 1:00:24 PM  

eurotrader: Dream european job would be a national AOC inspector


Yes lots of us would like that job but we don't mention it in polite conversation dude.

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2021-04-21 1:04:24 PM  
Eh I'd being perfectly content with being the solitary seagull dung scraper on the isle of Staffa. Whatever it takes to get me out of the American loony bin for awhile
 
2021-04-21 1:13:47 PM  
Tangent: Sinecures often need a cosinecure.
 
2021-04-21 1:15:10 PM  

Christian Bale: eurotrader: Dream european job would be a national AOC inspector

Yes lots of us would like that job but we don't mention it in polite conversation dude.

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Delightful on the nose with a taste that focuses on the tip and sides of the tongue. Overall gives a feeling of gleek.
 
2021-04-21 1:18:26 PM  

Christian Bale: eurotrader: Dream european job would be a national AOC inspector

Yes lots of us would like that job but we don't mention it in polite conversation dude.

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My God she is bursting!
 
2021-04-21 1:41:02 PM  
Is "big boob admirer" a paying gig over there?
 
2021-04-21 2:03:34 PM  
Something happen to all the European breweries lately?  Or did a bunch of incels decide to take a geographic cure?
 
2021-04-21 2:22:56 PM  
Sun tan inspector and apre sun aloe rubber inner for Ibiza and Mallorca?
 
2021-04-21 2:33:42 PM  

BitwiseShift: Something happen to all the European breweries lately?  Or did a bunch of incels decide to take a geographic cure?


Waaaaaaa?
 
2021-04-21 2:39:57 PM  

Swampmaster: Sun tan inspector and apre sun aloe rubber inner for Ibiza and Mallorca?


Beat me to it!  But since I'm too old for it, I would settle for photographer at either location.
 
2021-04-21 2:56:17 PM  
Quality control at Pilsner Urquell would be nice.

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2021-04-21 3:16:03 PM  

The_Sponge: Quality control at Pilsner Urquell would be nice.

(Pic taken in 2016....used it for my Christmas card that year.)

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Sewer water, eh?
 
2021-04-21 3:17:18 PM  

SansNeural: The_Sponge: Quality control at Pilsner Urquell would be nice.

(Pic taken in 2016....used it for my Christmas card that year.)

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Sewer water, eh?


No way...it was unfiltered Pilsner Urquell....nectar of the gods.
 
2021-04-21 3:19:14 PM  

The_Sponge: SansNeural: The_Sponge: Quality control at Pilsner Urquell would be nice.

(Pic taken in 2016....used it for my Christmas card that year.)

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Sewer water, eh?

No way...it was unfiltered Pilsner Urquell....nectar of the gods.


Perhaps that explains the magnitude of your moobs.
 
2021-04-21 3:25:43 PM  

SansNeural: The_Sponge: SansNeural: The_Sponge: Quality control at Pilsner Urquell would be nice.

(Pic taken in 2016....used it for my Christmas card that year.)

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Sewer water, eh?

No way...it was unfiltered Pilsner Urquell....nectar of the gods.

Perhaps that explains the magnitude of your moobs.


Lulz.

Thankfully I had surgery on them back in 2018.
 
2021-04-21 3:28:07 PM  

The_Sponge: SansNeural: The_Sponge: SansNeural: The_Sponge: Quality control at Pilsner Urquell would be nice.

(Pic taken in 2016....used it for my Christmas card that year.)

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Sewer water, eh?

No way...it was unfiltered Pilsner Urquell....nectar of the gods.

Perhaps that explains the magnitude of your moobs.

Lulz.

Thankfully I had surgery on them back in 2018.


Oooh, firmer and thrustier now, I bet.
 
2021-04-21 3:29:27 PM  

SansNeural: The_Sponge: SansNeural: The_Sponge: SansNeural: The_Sponge: Quality control at Pilsner Urquell would be nice.

(Pic taken in 2016....used it for my Christmas card that year.)

[Fark user image 425x425]

Sewer water, eh?

No way...it was unfiltered Pilsner Urquell....nectar of the gods.

Perhaps that explains the magnitude of your moobs.

Lulz.

Thankfully I had surgery on them back in 2018.

Oooh, firmer and thrustier now, I bet.


Oh youuuuu.
 
2021-04-21 3:34:45 PM  
Middle-management at FIFA, that way you get all the bribes you want, but are low enough that the ax never reaches you.
 
2021-04-21 6:39:07 PM  
Just become a member of the European Parliament. Sign in for the day, go back home, come back at the end of the day to sign out so you can collect the daily stipend.

When reporters started asking questions about this and kept hanging around in the area where the book was they finally solved the problem. They moved the book to behind the security checkpoint where it wasn't visible so no reports could be made.

/They also used to hire their wives to totally real actual work for them so they could draw an extra salary from the allotted expenses budget
//That is now forbidden so they hire each other's wives
///All that corruption is a public secret that is never going to be actually addressed
 
2021-04-21 7:02:45 PM  

radiovox: I wanna be a Guinness quality assurance inspector who visits pubs around Ireland to make sure the Guinness is poured and served properly.


You have to spit, you're not allowed swallow
 
2021-04-21 9:36:37 PM  

radiovox: I wanna be a Guinness quality assurance inspector who visits pubs around Ireland to make sure the Guinness is poured and served properly.


Cormee: radiovox: I wanna be a Guinness quality assurance inspector who visits pubs around Ireland to make sure the Guinness is poured and served properly.

You have to spit, you're not allowed swallow


When I lived in Dublin I met a guy who had almost exactly the job you are describing - I think he also tested to make sure their lines were clean from the kegs. But that job does exist but I'd guess it doesn't pay more than 40K EU a year.
 
2021-04-21 10:13:12 PM  

TheGreatGazoo: The only European job I can think of involves using the bathroom.


Unfortunately, European toilet paper is awful...too rough.

But the good news is that it's the only thing that irritates me during my overseas trips.

/Pun intended.
 
2021-04-22 4:51:42 AM  
The guy's name is Salvatore Scumace?! Seriously?

Or Scummy, as he liked to be called.
 
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