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2021-04-21 11:35:33 AM  
Should have licensed the name 'iZac' from Futurama

*shoots finger guns*
 
2021-04-21 11:44:37 AM  

gopher321: Should have licensed the name 'iZac' from Futurama

*shoots finger guns*


Or, they could have gone with Bev.
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2021-04-21 12:09:49 PM  
Yeah, but can it lend a sympathetic ear to my woes?
 
2021-04-21 12:16:25 PM  
"You are too drunk to drive home, please put down your car keys"

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2021-04-21 12:18:46 PM  
Saw one of these on a cruise 2 years ago. Limited range and everything served in a Solo cup. Once you get over the novelty, you don't go back for seconds.

Fun fact: there's a monitor that lists the most popular drinks ordered. #1 was a Long Island Iced Tea.
 
2021-04-21 12:26:15 PM  

Thosw: Fun fact: there's a monitor that lists the most popular drinks ordered. #1 was a Long Island Iced Tea.


That seems to track with the type of people that generally take cruises.
 
2021-04-21 1:36:09 PM  
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2021-04-21 1:41:37 PM  
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2021-04-21 2:05:18 PM  
Fuq that. I can't even order never mind put up with shiat jokes from a calculator.
 
2021-04-21 2:14:28 PM  

dletter: "You are too drunk to drive home, please put down your car keys"

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Not as good as Alien Nation's "you're too drunk to walk; take my car."
 
2021-04-21 4:13:26 PM  
In my experience, what makes a good bartender if cultivating the right environment. Someone brightens the atmo? Buy 'em a drink. Someone is drinking too hard? Reduce the booze per drink slowly, or fo the straw drink. Someone gives the dick vibe? Refuse to serve them sooner rather than later.

I had a customer I cut off demand to speak to the manager. I said, "Let me give you the owner's info. took a piece of paper. while writing, I said, "here's his name. Here's his number. Here's my name. And be sure to tell him I called you a douchebag." And I wrote at the bottom in big letters "douchebag!!!"

Moonlighting gig . didn't care.
 
2021-04-21 8:37:45 PM  
After watching Bar Rescue, I now grin wildly while shaking anything before opening.
 
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