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(Local10 WPLG)   Crimewave of shooting and abduction turns out to be a man who accidentally shot himself and a girl who "borrowed" her sister's car and lied about it. Only in one state   (local10.com) divider line
    More: Florida, English-language films, Coral Springs police, heavy police presence, CORAL SPRINGS, area of Northwest 108th Way, separate incident, Victim, shooter Wednesday morning  
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2021-04-21 4:54:18 PM  
Henry Rollins - Liar - Higher Quality
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2021-04-21 5:23:27 PM  
That looks like a fairly expensive neighborhood.

How can people become that successful and still be dumber than a sack full of doorknobs?
 
2021-04-21 5:30:59 PM  
Will charges be filed against the people who wasted police resources, or are they white people?
 
2021-04-21 5:34:07 PM  
Cover up

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2021-04-21 5:35:33 PM  
Florida man caught a bullet
but it only hit his leg
Well, it should have been a better shot,
and got him in the head.
They were all in love with dyin',
they were drinking' lots of lotion
And expanding' like an penis
out into the ocean
 
2021-04-21 5:41:11 PM  
8 cop cars?
 
2021-04-21 5:50:21 PM  

Gin Buddy: That looks like a fairly expensive neighborhood.

How can people become that successful and still be dumber than a sack full of doorknobs?


They didn't work for their money, they inherited it.
 
2021-04-21 6:27:41 PM  
Man accidentally shoots himself
Police say victim initially lied about incident


No word on what the perpetrator had to say.
 
2021-04-21 7:34:39 PM  
She kidnapped herself, Dude.
 
2021-04-22 5:25:04 AM  
"Only in one state"

The human* state of mind? This is -- unfortunately -- basic human behaviour.

* although I bet drama like this is by no means limited to our species. If I remember right, quite a few "smart" species like chimps and ravens do lie and cheat.
 
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