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(Mirror.co.uk)   To protect, serve, and make out in grocery store parking lots   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
    More: Fail, Automobile, police officers, Police, Lancashire, Walking, Vehicle, isolated incident, duty police officer  
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2021-04-21 8:47:18 AM  
To protect, serve, and make out in grocery store parking lots.
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To help out our US friends
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To ask "what's all this then?" and have a snog in a supermarket car park
 
2021-04-21 9:01:45 AM  
Better than shooting black people.

/Admittedly, that's a low bar.
 
2021-04-21 10:21:00 AM  
Spreading love. I don't see the problem.
 
2021-04-21 10:24:17 AM  

turbocucumber: Spreading love. I don't see the problem.


It's possible that's not love they're spreading, IYKWIM.
 
2021-04-21 10:24:52 AM  
I guess they finished counting the holes.
 
2021-04-21 10:25:12 AM  
What about the four thousand holes?

They have to count them all to see how many it takes to fill the Albert Hall.
 
2021-04-21 10:25:42 AM  

Manfred J. Hattan: I guess they finished counting the holes.


If only I hadn't hit preview....missed it by that much.
 
2021-04-21 10:25:45 AM  
Now we know who's getting in a hole in Blackburn, Lancashire.
 
2021-04-21 10:31:42 AM  

turbocucumber: Spreading love. I don't see the problem.


I think you're right. And if they're trying to impress each other as the loving type, they'll be less likely to beat the mess out of someone on a call.
 
2021-04-21 10:34:39 AM  
see what happens when police officers don't carry guns?
 
2021-04-21 10:34:56 AM  
Mind your own damn business.
 
2021-04-21 10:35:19 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: turbocucumber: Spreading love. I don't see the problem.

It's possible that's not love they're spreading, IYKWIM.


...COVID-19?
 
2021-04-21 10:43:02 AM  
The witness said : "They were kissing in the car - their faces were colliding.

Well, that sounds painful.
 
2021-04-21 10:43:23 AM  
Sainsbury's I could understand, but Tesco?
 
2021-04-21 10:50:55 AM  

Zik-Zak: xxBirdMadGirlxx: turbocucumber: Spreading love. I don't see the problem.

It's possible that's not love they're spreading, IYKWIM.

...COVID-19?


Oh. Um, yeah. That. You got it.
 
2021-04-21 10:56:44 AM  
Good for them.
 
2021-04-21 10:56:46 AM  
So what exactly did they "fail" at? Professionalism?

"YOU'RE A DISGRACE TO THE BADGE!!!" Hope they loose their pensions. XD
 
2021-04-21 11:18:54 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Better than shooting black people.

/Admittedly, that's a low bar.


I'm with you there. I would much rather they slack of  on the job then actually do their job. Which has always been the protection of Capital and maybe protecting people if they feel like it.
 
2021-04-21 11:28:08 AM  
Meanwhile, in the united states, police being caught necking results in george floyd being murdered.
 
2021-04-21 11:47:05 AM  
They're not shooting people. What more you want?
 
2021-04-21 1:08:59 PM  
They weren't social distancing.
 
2021-04-21 1:17:49 PM  

baorao: see what happens when police officers don't carry guns?


You mean that wasn't a gun in his pocket?
 
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