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2021-04-21 9:53:19 AM  
Production and fight choreography looks sweet. The slow 'Mortal Kombat' theme really grinds my gears, though.
 
2021-04-21 10:05:37 AM  

Don't Lag Me Bro: The slow 'Mortal Kombat' theme really grinds my gears, though.


Yeah it really ruffles my feathers.
 
2021-04-21 10:08:21 AM  
The fight choreography looks good, and I see that they're carrying on the tradition of making the script as stupid as possible. I'm in favor of that, in broad terms, but you've really gotta keep the movie's pace up. This felt too slow.
 
2021-04-21 10:11:16 AM  
If you're going to waste everyone's time with CGI blood, at least pay for the good stuff.
 
2021-04-21 10:17:17 AM  

Chemlight Battery: Don't Lag Me Bro: The slow 'Mortal Kombat' theme really grinds my gears, though.

Yeah it really ruffles my feathers.


It's quite the burr under my saddle.

Burra: If you're going to waste everyone's time with CGI blood, at least pay for the good stuff.


I got this. *Types 'ABACABB'*
 
2021-04-21 10:23:07 AM  
The overall quality looks far better than any Mortal Kombat IP deserves.

/still looks like overproduced martial arts fantasy bric-a-brac
//I'm sure the kids will love it
 
2021-04-21 10:43:15 AM  
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2021-04-21 11:00:16 AM  
Man, those 16bit graphics on the new Genisis is looking pretty sweet.
 
2021-04-21 11:34:57 AM  

Subtonic: I got this. *Types 'ABACABB'*


Genesis - Abacab (Official Music Video)
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/Everybody have fun tonight
//Everybody Shang Tsung tonight
 
2021-04-21 12:04:17 PM  
7 MINUTE long trailer???

Lost interest 30 seconds in...

TL;DW
 
2021-04-21 12:30:41 PM  
I'm not watching this on the principle that the whole farking movie comes out in 2 days and watching the first 7 minutes is dumb.

/Can't wait for this movie
 
2021-04-21 1:07:47 PM  
I wish I was young again so I could really enjoy this movie.
I'm so old now that all the stressors in my life won't let me sit and just relax and enjoy something without the constant incessant worry that I should be doing something else more productive.
I'll still watch it, I just won't get as much glee out of it as 20 year old me would.
 
2021-04-21 1:13:39 PM  

Wolf892: I wish I was young again so I could really enjoy this movie.
I'm so old now that all the stressors in my life won't let me sit and just relax and enjoy something without the constant incessant worry that I should be doing something else more productive.
I'll still watch it, I just won't get as much glee out of it as 20 year old me would.


Why I didn't even bother with the king kong movie even if it's literally free with my HBO subscription.
 
2021-04-21 3:54:37 PM  

Wolf892: I wish I was young again so I could really enjoy this movie.
I'm so old now that all the stressors in my life won't let me sit and just relax and enjoy something without the constant incessant worry that I should be doing something else more productive.
I'll still watch it, I just won't get as much glee out of it as 20 year old me would.


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2021-04-21 4:38:19 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Wolf892: I wish I was young again so I could really enjoy this movie.
I'm so old now that all the stressors in my life won't let me sit and just relax and enjoy something without the constant incessant worry that I should be doing something else more productive.
I'll still watch it, I just won't get as much glee out of it as 20 year old me would.

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You don't happen to have 30 million you could give me so I can experience joy again, do you?
 
2021-04-21 5:17:25 PM  

Wolf892: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Wolf892: I wish I was young again so I could really enjoy this movie.
I'm so old now that all the stressors in my life won't let me sit and just relax and enjoy something without the constant incessant worry that I should be doing something else more productive.
I'll still watch it, I just won't get as much glee out of it as 20 year old me would.

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You don't happen to have 30 million you could give me so I can experience joy again, do you?


Nope because if you can't find simple pleasures to distract you from life's problems you'd probably just find more problems to be miserable about.
 
2021-04-21 6:51:21 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Wolf892: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Wolf892: I wish I was young again so I could really enjoy this movie.
I'm so old now that all the stressors in my life won't let me sit and just relax and enjoy something without the constant incessant worry that I should be doing something else more productive.
I'll still watch it, I just won't get as much glee out of it as 20 year old me would.

[Fark user image 500x300]

You don't happen to have 30 million you could give me so I can experience joy again, do you?

Nope because if you can't find simple pleasures to distract you from life's problems you'd probably just find more problems to be miserable about.


Let's prove that.... ;)
 
2021-04-21 9:18:28 PM  

Wolf892: I'm so old now that all the stressors in my life won't let me sit and just relax and enjoy something without the constant incessant worry that I should be doing something else more productive.


I don't think feeling the need to be productive is a function of age, so much as being a farking loser. Only losers are productive members of society. I'm a relative young'n, at 40, but I'm pretty confident that I'm not going to change my mind on that as I mature.
 
2021-04-21 11:28:52 PM  

t3knomanser: Wolf892: I'm so old now that all the stressors in my life won't let me sit and just relax and enjoy something without the constant incessant worry that I should be doing something else more productive.

I don't think feeling the need to be productive is a function of age, so much as being a farking loser. Only losers are productive members of society. I'm a relative young'n, at 40, but I'm pretty confident that I'm not going to change my mind on that as I mature.


I'm 42 but I feel 63
 
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