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(8 News Now)   Lower your tassels to half-staff: Burlesque icon Tempest Storm dies at 93 in Las Vegas home   (8newsnow.com) divider line
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2021-04-21 8:04:15 AM  
Ray Wylie Hubbard "Snake Farm"
Youtube 89VR_lZehw4
 
2021-04-21 8:35:07 AM  
She was looking pretty pastie toward the end.
 
2021-04-21 9:27:39 AM  
Torpedo boobs, ahoy!
 
2021-04-21 9:28:37 AM  
Back in the old days, she could have started a 'storm' in my shorts.
 
2021-04-21 9:29:35 AM  
R.I.P Stormy Waters

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/ I haven't seen this meme in a long while. Are we still doing it?
 
2021-04-21 9:29:42 AM  
Done in one.
 
2021-04-21 9:30:51 AM  
She knew Betti Page? Er, Betti Page knew her? Yeah, that's the ticket.
 
2021-04-21 9:32:40 AM  
I'm sure her tassels were already at about knee level ....
 
2021-04-21 9:32:51 AM  

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R.I.P. White Blues

 
2021-04-21 9:35:48 AM  
Ta tas, dear lady.  Ta ta.
 
2021-04-21 9:35:57 AM  
Pasties and a G-String
Youtube HH51fbzXg_E
 
2021-04-21 9:40:51 AM  
She looks like Danni Ashe. Or Danni Ashe looks like her. Whichever.

/daaaang
//daaaaaaaannnnngggg
///dang.
 
2021-04-21 9:43:00 AM  

ImmutableTenderloin: Torpedo boobs, ahoy!


Nah. Hangers big time.

/not that I don't appreciate natural torpedos
 
2021-04-21 9:47:57 AM  
I think a few men would want to raise something else to full-staff in honor of her legacy, meaning old pictures.
 
2021-04-21 9:49:11 AM  
Her tassels were running about half staff for the last 50 years.
 
2021-04-21 9:50:40 AM  
Thanks for the Tent Pole submission, subby.
 
2021-04-21 9:50:41 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: I think a few men would want to raise something else to full-staff in honor of her legacy, meaning old pictures.


I'm too tired right now to perform a twenty-one-gun salute. Maybe a few decades ago, with the aid of some meth...
 
2021-04-21 9:54:47 AM  

aagrajag: DarkSoulNoHope: I think a few men would want to raise something else to full-staff in honor of her legacy, meaning old pictures.

I'm too tired right now to perform a twenty-one-gun salute. Maybe a few decades ago, with the aid of some meth...


But I was told there would be no meth?
 
2021-04-21 10:00:24 AM  
She gets my teapot aboil.
 
2021-04-21 10:01:13 AM  
For those children out there, she performed in black and white films.
 
2021-04-21 10:07:12 AM  
Since no else stepped up:
(Semi-NSFW)
https://youtu.be/vHQ1krjT49w
 
2021-04-21 10:16:02 AM  

zimbomba67: Back in the old days, she could have started a 'storm' in my shorts.


There's always viagra.
 
2021-04-21 10:16:13 AM  
RIP
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2021-04-21 10:30:44 AM  

maumau the flakcatcher: Since no else stepped up:
(Semi-NSFW)
https://youtu.be/vHQ1krjT49w


She looks a lot like Bette Davis in that one.

And old-timey boobs are just weird. It's like they're mounted on a shelf in that bra.
 
2021-04-21 10:57:06 AM  
Danielle Colby will be raiding her closet in 3...2...1...
 
2021-04-21 10:58:19 AM  
Finally, an honorable person's death to discuss..
 
2021-04-21 10:59:44 AM  

maumau the flakcatcher: Since no else stepped up:
(Semi-NSFW)
https://youtu.be/vHQ1krjT49w


Well that's quaint
 
2021-04-21 11:07:42 AM  
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2021-04-21 11:20:55 AM  
Back in the day...

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2021-04-21 11:33:09 AM  

maumau the flakcatcher: Since no else stepped up:
(Semi-NSFW)
https://youtu.be/vHQ1krjT49w


Amazing that that was spank material back in the day. How far we've come...
 
2021-04-21 11:35:59 AM  
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2021-04-21 11:53:08 AM  
Burlesque really is a lost art. In burlesque, the "tease" was the thing. Not even Gypsy Rose Lee got completely naked. Movies and nightclubs were the first nails in the coffin but the explosion of sex magazines and mainstream porn finally killed it. This is the stuff your grandfather found "stimulating." While I would not want to go back to those days there is something to be said for a little mystery with an adult actress. After all, our minds are a hell of a lot sexier and dirtier than our eyes!
 
2021-04-21 11:54:30 AM  

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I see my presence is unnecessary.

*eeewwww/shiver*
 
2021-04-21 11:58:23 AM  
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Here is a film from 1897 called Women's sorority proving that EVERY male fantasy is older than dirt!
 
2021-04-21 12:53:54 PM  

Delawheredad: Burlesque really is a lost art. In burlesque, the "tease" was the thing. Not even Gypsy Rose Lee got completely naked. Movies and nightclubs were the first nails in the coffin but the explosion of sex magazines and mainstream porn finally killed it. This is the stuff your grandfather found "stimulating." While I would not want to go back to those days there is something to be said for a little mystery with an adult actress. After all, our minds are a hell of a lot sexier and dirtier than our eyes!


I for one would jump at the chance to return to the old days of tease.
There's something about leaving a little to the imagination.
 
2021-04-21 2:10:57 PM  
Lee, Mondale, Storm... 93 is a dangerous age to be.

Tyrone Slothrop: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/HH51fbzX​g_E]


Sharin' this apartment with a telephone pole.

UncleDirtNap: Back in the day...

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Like the fist of an Angry God.  I would hit that so hard that whomsoever drew me forth would be the true and rightwise king of England.  I would wreck that so bad Gordon Lightfoot would write a song about it.

/ She was downright pretty.
 
2021-04-21 3:19:48 PM  

Group W Bench: I for one would jump at the chance to return to the old days of tease.
There's something about leaving a little to the imagination.


Its weird. The average man probably sees 20 unique women a week in explicit sexual situations online, yet sometimes a woman in a sexy dress is 10x as arousing and sticks in your head a lot longer.

Probably why doctors are diagnosing men in their early 20's with ED at truly alarming rates.
 
2021-04-21 5:56:11 PM  

Delawheredad: [Fark user image image 480x360]Here is a film from 1897 called Women's sorority proving that EVERY male fantasy is older than dirt!


I just see 10 yards of hair and about 40 yards of cotton fabric for those voluminous nighties.
 
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