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2021-04-20 7:16:43 PM  
I consider it my absolute responsibility to not get run over by anything. Situational awareness is key.
 
2021-04-20 7:22:35 PM  
How you do it:


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2021-04-20 7:25:05 PM  
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2021-04-20 7:35:59 PM  

Badmoodman: How you do it:


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Came for the Woody Allen reference, leaving satisfied
 
2021-04-20 8:52:06 PM  
This is why I never guide huge trucks into tight spots.
 
2021-04-20 8:52:16 PM  
Not a union pilot
 
2021-04-20 9:03:32 PM  
For the next life his soul is going to pass up any person under 300 lbs, because cushioning.
 
2021-04-20 9:50:25 PM  
Man crushed while helping guide semi truck into tight spot, your Mom.
 
2021-04-21 12:02:58 AM  
Locals say the man often helps to direct trucks into the garage for tips

Tips are just socialism trying to pay democracy's wages but bouncing the check.
 
2021-04-21 12:08:43 AM  

offacue: I consider it my absolute responsibility to not get run over by anything. Situational awareness is key.



Almost every driver here will lock their brakes up to let a pedestrian cross in front of them, even if they are the only farking car.

They don't seem to understand that I will not be walking in front of them.
 
2021-04-21 12:08:49 AM  
" 'mon back. 'mon bac- MUGH!" *splat*
 
2021-04-21 12:09:52 AM  
i used to hear jokes about jb hunt drivers....they seem justifiable now.
 
2021-04-21 12:12:11 AM  
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2021-04-21 12:14:51 AM  
SCARY MOVIE 3-car crash
Youtube FKRS700sKDw
 
2021-04-21 12:15:10 AM  
This is why you never bother with what other people tell you.

Trust your own eyes first.
 
2021-04-21 12:20:10 AM  
This made me think of fatties having sex.

/long day
//too high
 
2021-04-21 12:27:59 AM  

trappedspirit: Locals say the man often helps to direct trucks into the garage for tips

Tips are just socialism trying to pay democracy's wages but bouncing the check.


And had he lived, any insurance he may have had wouldnt pay a single dime.
 
2021-04-21 12:32:53 AM  
I had a job at a heavy equipment rental and sometimes had to drive equipment across the lot. I always hated it when other people were near me, even if I knew they were 10 feet away. And I have people suddenly dart in front of me or run behind me while backing up, and I felt certain i was about to run them over. It's really scary, especially when you're driving something big enough to squash a Volkswagen. I feel really bad for that driver.
 
2021-04-21 1:26:09 AM  
And of course the jaded, mirthless humans of Fark make fun of crushing news.
 
2021-04-21 1:29:47 AM  
"...it's terrible to know he passed."


The poor guy was KILLED. It was probably accidentally, but still he was killed. He didn't drift off in his sleep of old age, he was CRUSHED BY A TRUCK. Farking horrible.
 
2021-04-21 1:36:15 AM  

Resident Muslim: And of course the jaded, mirthless humans of Fark make fun of crushing news.


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2021-04-21 2:35:49 AM  

WTP 2: i used to hear jokes about jb hunt drivers....they seem justifiable now.


The fact that I know what you're talking about, but haven't heard it in over a decade, just serves as a reminder to whoever hasn't farkied or ignored this guy, I'd do it right farking now.
 
2021-04-21 5:22:00 AM  
When you hear a crunch you've gone a little too far.
 
2021-04-21 7:11:28 AM  
Heaven 17 Crushed By The Wheels Of Industry
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2021-04-21 7:58:50 AM  

Resident Muslim: And of course the jaded, mirthless humans of Fark make fun of crushing news.


I appreciate your contributions here (really, no snark) but if ever a post deserved a Welcome to Fark response, it might be this one.
 
2021-04-21 8:24:31 AM  
The only way someone could have been pinned at that angle would have been to stand in the "outboard" mirror blind spot, in which case he couldn't have been directing anything. At least not usefully.
 
2021-04-21 8:44:06 AM  

LesterB: Resident Muslim: And of course the jaded, mirthless humans of Fark make fun of crushing news.

I appreciate your contributions here (really, no snark) but if ever a post deserved a Welcome to Fark response, it might be this one.


"make fun of crushing news"
..
What's that, over there, above your head?
 
2021-04-21 9:11:19 AM  

PaulRB: This is why I never guide huge trucks into tight spots.


I do that occasionally...  one business I do work for has a tricky loading dock situation :  set up two battery powered marker lights, stuck on the door air seal with velcro..  gives the driver a visual target.. if he can see both lights, he,s in like Flynn..  Getting behind the truck ?  Not happening.
 
2021-04-21 10:44:36 AM  

Fark me all night long: LesterB: Resident Muslim: And of course the jaded, mirthless humans of Fark make fun of crushing news.

I appreciate your contributions here (really, no snark) but if ever a post deserved a Welcome to Fark response, it might be this one.

"make fun of crushing news"
..
What's that, over there, above your head?


Take your smart vote and I will slink away now....
 
2021-04-21 10:47:50 AM  

OlderGuy: PaulRB: This is why I never guide huge trucks into tight spots.

I do that occasionally...  one business I do work for has a tricky loading dock situation :  set up two battery powered marker lights, stuck on the door air seal with velcro..  gives the driver a visual target.. if he can see both lights, he,s in like Flynn..  Getting behind the truck ?  Not happening.


Well it's not gonna happen twice.  Not with the same person, anyway.
 
2021-04-21 1:15:24 PM  
MythDragon

I will ALWAYS upvote Scary Movie 3!!!!
 
2021-04-21 9:17:35 PM  

LesterB: Fark me all night long: LesterB: Resident Muslim: And of course the jaded, mirthless humans of Fark make fun of crushing news.

I appreciate your contributions here (really, no snark) but if ever a post deserved a Welcome to Fark response, it might be this one.

"make fun of crushing news"
..
What's that, over there, above your head?

Take your smart vote and I will slink away now....


HeHehe.
Welcome to Fark, where 90% of posts should not be taken at face value.

/seriously, what value, have you never seen the TF selfie threads?!!
//:p
///and thanks for the kind words; appreciation lifts everyone up
 
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