dennysgod: Unfortunately he'll survive unscathed because.
quiotu: No... by some miracle he may be one of the rare people at that age that have no complications, but it will only prove that God doesn't exist.
Bermuda59: So sad to hear. How is COVID doing? I hear catching Ted Nugent is awful.
NM Volunteer: Cool. I hope he shiats his pants furiously and painfully every day.
UberNeuman: If Ted Nugent told me he was Ted Nugent I wouldn't believe him.
Spice Must Flow: Ted Nugent hit his peak when he invented the wango tango. That's a euphemism for bumping uglies.Also he's a chicken hawk who crapped his pants to dodge the draft. He's Number One at doing a number two in his pants, and founded the BM Matters movement.
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