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2021-04-20 4:53:12 PM  
Cool.  I hope he shiats his pants furiously and painfully every day.
 
2021-04-20 5:21:18 PM  
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I hope you get everything you deserve, you wet dingleberry.
 
2021-04-20 5:46:06 PM  
After 8 years of Obama, I thought he was gonna be dead?

Oh right, he's just like his underwear during Vietnam.

Full of sh*t
 
2021-04-20 6:36:16 PM  
If he ends up a COVID long hauler and lacks the energy to ever perform again nothing of value will have been lost.
 
2021-04-20 6:49:29 PM  
In the video shot at his Michigan ranch, the "Cat Scratch Fever" singer repeatedly uses racist slurs to refer to COVID-19 and reiterates his previous stance that he wouldn't be getting the vaccine because he claims wrongly that "nobody knows what's in it."


/ Stay in your adopted state of Texas you Jackass
 
2021-04-20 6:58:10 PM  
i'm sure the virus is sickened by him, too.
 
2021-04-20 7:08:25 PM  
Unfortunately he'll survive unscathed because.
 
2021-04-20 7:08:40 PM  
Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.  Thoughts and prayers, blah blah blah.
 
2021-04-20 7:16:50 PM  

dennysgod: Unfortunately he'll survive unscathed because.


He's 72 years old and doesn't have access to the best treatments in the world like Trump did. He also seems like someone who while he says promotes 'clean living', is likely on a random cocktail mixture at all times to keep going.

No... by some miracle he may be one of the rare people at that age that have no complications, but it will only prove that God doesn't exist.
 
2021-04-20 7:18:52 PM  
Ted Nugent hit his peak when he invented the wango tango. That's a euphemism for bumping uglies.

Also he's a chicken hawk who crapped his pants to dodge the draft. He's Number One at doing a number two in his pants, and founded the BM Matters movement.
 
2021-04-20 7:19:39 PM  
If Ted Nugent told me he was Ted Nugent I wouldn't believe him.  If the Coroner lists the cause as COVID, then I'll believe Ted.
 
2021-04-20 7:24:54 PM  
So sad to hear. How is COVID doing? I hear catching Ted Nugent is awful.
 
2021-04-20 7:25:30 PM  

quiotu: No... by some miracle he may be one of the rare people at that age that have no complications, but it will only prove that God doesn't exist.


Look around. How much more proof do you need?
 
2021-04-20 7:26:15 PM  
"Nobody knows what's in it"

Someone doesn't know how the FDA works. Or how pharma companies work. Or how scientists work. Or how anything works.

In other words, a Trumper.
 
2021-04-20 7:26:54 PM  

Bermuda59: So sad to hear. How is COVID doing? I hear catching Ted Nugent is awful.


Well, Covid isn't a defenseless 14 year old girl. She can take care of herself.
 
2021-04-20 7:33:56 PM  
fark that guy
 
2021-04-20 7:34:23 PM  
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2021-04-20 7:57:00 PM  
I was hoping this meant he got rabies.

/How would we know the difference?
 
2021-04-20 8:05:54 PM  
Too bad, sounds like he's going to survive it.
 
2021-04-20 8:09:36 PM  
Die.
 
2021-04-20 8:10:44 PM  
getting a kick because i got the vaccine today.  Eat shiat ted,eat shiat trumpers!
 
2021-04-20 8:10:48 PM  
Just what the doctor ordered
 
2021-04-20 8:17:18 PM  
Who?  Pedophile, draft dodger, gun nut?
Rest in Peace.
/He survived?!
 
2021-04-20 8:21:07 PM  
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2021-04-20 8:32:48 PM  

NM Volunteer: Cool.  I hope he shiats his pants furiously and painfully every day.


I hope he gets that nasty COVID-19 induced tinnitus that lasts for months so he can't play guitar anymore.
 
2021-04-20 8:58:09 PM  
My sincerest condolences to that poor COVID-19 virus.
 
2021-04-20 9:13:09 PM  

UberNeuman: If Ted Nugent told me he was Ted Nugent I wouldn't believe him.


Well seriously, who would brag about that?
 
2021-04-20 9:13:56 PM  
Long may you ha-a-aul

Long may... You... Haul with all your bile and gall

With your black heart withering... And your balls*

Long may you haul


*COVID-19 can severely damage a victim's endothelium, the thin, single layer of cells that line the organs and blood vessels. You know... Like the blood vessels in Ted Nougat's junk.)
 
2021-04-20 9:28:06 PM  
Schadenfreude is fun, ain't it?

Especially for idiots like Ted Nugent, running his mouth like he knows a damn thing.

(he probably knows a few bar chords, but that would about it.  And his execution of said bar chords is piss poor at best.)
 
2021-04-20 10:18:13 PM  
Odds of him talking shiat like 'it wasn't that bad', 'barely a cold', etc... are high, despite what he just said. Also, notice he didn't say anything like 'I was wrong, take this seriously'. If he did, I don't know it because I won't watch any videos involving his biatch ass.
 
2021-04-20 10:21:34 PM  
The man had the rare luxury of being able to avoid any major risks entirely and his willfully ignored it and publicly encouraged others to do so as well.
Fark him. Wish he'd died to serve as another example on top of the 500k+ mountain of evidence.
 
2021-04-21 4:36:51 AM  

Spice Must Flow: Ted Nugent hit his peak when he invented the wango tango. That's a euphemism for bumping uglies.

Also he's a chicken hawk who crapped his pants to dodge the draft. He's Number One at doing a number two in his pants, and founded the BM Matters movement.


Why the fark is this comment so hilarious? I ran out of air laughing.
 
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