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2021-04-20 3:30:31 PM  
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2021-04-20 3:36:52 PM  
GUILTY
 
2021-04-20 3:36:55 PM  
So f*cking nervous.
 
2021-04-20 3:37:05 PM  
Sooooo...is quick really good or really bad?
 
2021-04-20 3:37:25 PM  
Walks.
 
2021-04-20 3:37:27 PM  

NewportBarGuy: GUILTY


Yeah, no way that this is good news for the defendant
 
2021-04-20 3:37:32 PM  
Hide your lighter fluid.
 
2021-04-20 3:37:33 PM  
My heart rate just went up.
 
2021-04-20 3:37:38 PM  

LL316: Sooooo...is quick really good or really bad?


Yes.
 
2021-04-20 3:37:38 PM  
Quick is like the OJ trial. It can be either good or bad. He was either convicted of the big one (as they feared with OJ, but it actually didn't happen) or he was acquitted of all. Any of the verdicts in the middle require more deliberation.
 
2021-04-20 3:37:41 PM  
Here we go. Time for madness either way
 
2021-04-20 3:37:44 PM  
Fast is good... right?
 
2021-04-20 3:37:44 PM  
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2021-04-20 3:37:50 PM  
That quick. I'm going with guilty.
 
2021-04-20 3:37:55 PM  
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2021-04-20 3:38:03 PM  

LL316: Sooooo...is quick really good or really bad?


I'm thinking a hung jury would have taken longer to deliberate.

I hope.
 
2021-04-20 3:38:06 PM  
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of wharrgarbl
 
2021-04-20 3:38:07 PM  
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I have a good feeling.
 
2021-04-20 3:38:16 PM  

LL316: Sooooo...is quick really good or really bad?


It's almost never a good sign for the defense.
 
2021-04-20 3:38:18 PM  

LL316: Sooooo...is quick really good or really bad?


Really good.

But bad if you're a cop.
 
2021-04-20 3:38:26 PM  

ifky: That quick. I'm going with guilty.


I live in MN I hope so, MPD is garbage
 
2021-04-20 3:38:33 PM  
CNN reporting it will NOT be a hung jury.
 
2021-04-20 3:38:40 PM  
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2021-04-20 3:38:46 PM  
As someone living in the area, let me just say it's been nice farking with all of you. You can honor my memory by posting pics of hot redheads.
 
2021-04-20 3:38:58 PM  
Holy shiat that was fast. That's a guilty verdict.
 
2021-04-20 3:39:03 PM  

Nadie_AZ: My heart rate just went up.


Same.
 
2021-04-20 3:39:04 PM  
Don't drop the soap Chauvin!
 
2021-04-20 3:39:05 PM  

LL316: Sooooo...is quick really good or really bad?


The common belief among lawyers is that it's bad. Little deliberation means everyone was quick to assign you guilt. OJ's lawyers believed the jury was going to come back with a guilty verdict because it was so quick, but that was maybe the big famous exception to the common belief.
 
2021-04-20 3:39:11 PM  
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2021-04-20 3:39:17 PM  
WaPo's coverage and commentary has been pretty decent. Stream starts up at 4.00 ET.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mm48s​w​wALnc
 
2021-04-20 3:39:23 PM  

LL316: Sooooo...is quick really good or really bad?


That depends, do you think OJ did it?
 
2021-04-20 3:39:24 PM  
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/fingers crossed
 
2021-04-20 3:39:39 PM  
Wow. The likelihood of guilty on all counts just went up drastically. I would have predicted 2-3 days deliberation, guilty on Murder 3 and Man 2, hung or acquit on Murder 2 having watched the trial.
 
2021-04-20 3:39:44 PM  
Not guilty?  I'm remembering OJ
 
2021-04-20 3:39:45 PM  

ifky: That quick. I'm going with guilty.


Yeah, I believe this is the case. But on which counts? 2nd degree murder, 3rd degree murder, or manslaughter?
 
2021-04-20 3:39:46 PM  
Doesn't the quickness = guilty?
 
2021-04-20 3:39:48 PM  
Manslaughter, 5-8 years. Out in 23 months.

I hope to God I'm wrong.
 
2021-04-20 3:39:49 PM  
Gun lubed. Whiskey sipped. Buds smoked. Underpants soiled.

I'M READY!

/ Wait ... beans in case I am arrested and must fart my way free, again.
 
2021-04-20 3:39:51 PM  

JulieAzel626: CNN reporting it will NOT be a hung jury.


Does penis size have to be brought into everything?
 
2021-04-20 3:39:56 PM  

NateAsbestos: LL316: Sooooo...is quick really good or really bad?

I'm thinking a hung jury would have taken longer to deliberate.

I hope.


They've reached a verdict, so it's not hung.

Given the speed, I'm thinking guilty, but I think they had 3 options (2nd degree murder, 1st degree manslaughter, and one other one) so I don't know which they'll pick
 
2021-04-20 3:39:57 PM  
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No way they go not guilty in 11 hours.
 
2021-04-20 3:39:59 PM  
Guilty.

If he was to be acquitted, I think it was going to be by a lone jurist and hung jury, which would only have been after days of argument.  I don't think a unanimous not guilty would come this fast.
 
2021-04-20 3:40:07 PM  
Hmmmm so justice is done, or america burns
 
2021-04-20 3:40:07 PM  
Probably bad news for Chauvin and good for humanity.  I can't imagine all 12 people agreed on a not guilty verdict, and the jury obviously didn't hang which I had thought was going to be the result.
 
2021-04-20 3:40:10 PM  
Verdict Live stream here 
Derek Chauvin Trial Verdict Live Stream
Youtube UZCLQHejrVg
 
2021-04-20 3:40:12 PM  
If he's not guilty with that evidence, no one is.
 
2021-04-20 3:40:13 PM  
...pation
 
2021-04-20 3:40:14 PM  

HedlessChickn: So f*cking nervous.


THIS
I'm nervous for the entire Nation.  Sick of this farking anxiety living in this shiathole country.
 
2021-04-20 3:40:17 PM  

Puglio: As someone living in the area, let me just say it's been nice farking with all of you. You can honor my memory by posting pics of hot redheads.


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2021-04-20 3:40:19 PM  
In like Flynn for ...... Justice!
 
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