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(Yahoo)   The best cinematic Spider-Man villain confirms that he'll be in the upcoming film "Spider-Man: No Way We Wont Stop On Our Quest To Add Every Single Actor To Ever Appear In A Spider-Man Movie"   (yahoo.com) divider line
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2021-04-20 2:29:06 PM  
Awesome, it's nice that Topher Grace can still find work.
 
2021-04-20 2:29:26 PM  
Even this guy?

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2021-04-20 2:30:49 PM  

Naido: Awesome, it's nice that Topher Grace can still find work.


They sent everyone else from prior Spider-Man movies an invitation.

They sent Topher a restraining order.
 
2021-04-20 2:35:31 PM  
So a those other Spider people are going to show up in an after credits scene that is a teaser for Dr. Strange and the Multiverse of Madness right (which comes out a few months after spiderman)? I would've even be shocked if this scene is directed by Sam Raimi.
 
2021-04-20 2:38:52 PM  
Subby forgot the weirdly required word "Home" in the title for any Spider-Man movie going forward.
 
2021-04-20 2:39:13 PM  
As long as they bring back JK Simmons playing J Jonah Jameson as an Alex Jones ripoff, they can take all my pocket money,
 
2021-04-20 2:40:48 PM  
I mean, I'm happy with that.  But you spelled Michael Keaton wrong.
 
2021-04-20 2:44:03 PM  
oh come on subby, all you had to do to make the headline so much better is just copy paste this and click the submit button


"The Tentacles Do All the Work"
 
2021-04-20 2:46:46 PM  
I'm sure Marvel will deliver, but I'm feeling very meh about bringing actors back like this and not just because CW/DC already did it. And are currently doing it.
 
2021-04-20 2:50:39 PM  

Loneman1: Subby forgot the weirdly required word "Home" in the title for any Spider-Man movie going forward.


Spiderman: Homeboy

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2021-04-20 2:56:55 PM  
I'm bingeing the Marvel movies and an up to Infinity War. Spidey exclaims, when Stark sends him the new suit, "It smells like a new car in here!" Peter Parker's a poor kid from Queens. How does he know what a new car smells like?
 
2021-04-20 2:57:24 PM  
The correct answer is emo dance scene Spiderman
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2021-04-20 2:58:11 PM  
Again? How many times is he going to be in this film?
 
2021-04-20 3:00:41 PM  

Ragin' Asian: I'm bingeing the Marvel movies and an up to Infinity War. Spidey exclaims, when Stark sends him the new suit, "It smells like a new car in here!" Peter Parker's a poor kid from Queens. How does he know what a new car smells like?


You really think Flash Thompson didn't give him a ride in his new toy just to rub his nose in it?
 
2021-04-20 3:27:57 PM  

Ragin' Asian: ...Spidey exclaims, when Stark sends him the new suit, "It smells like a new car in here!" Peter Parker's a poor kid from Queens. How does he know what a new car smells like?


Queens isn't a ghetto. There are sketchy areas, and warehouse/docks/industry zones but its just kinda "regular city residential area" for the most part. I'm guessing Aunt May's apartment is 3k a month or thereabouts, based on what we've seen of it (2 BR at least). The highschool he goes to is in Manhattan, with lots of rich kids from all over the city. He'll have smelled several new cars in his day i'm quite sure.

/oh yea like he said above, Flash Thompson etc etc
//oh yea and Uber Lyft etc are all over NYC. He'll have used those certainly.
///oh yea this is supposed to be the funny slashie
 
2021-04-20 3:56:03 PM  

Hunchentoot: Ragin' Asian: ...Spidey exclaims, when Stark sends him the new suit, "It smells like a new car in here!" Peter Parker's a poor kid from Queens. How does he know what a new car smells like?

Queens isn't a ghetto. There are sketchy areas, and warehouse/docks/industry zones but its just kinda "regular city residential area" for the most part. I'm guessing Aunt May's apartment is 3k a month or thereabouts, based on what we've seen of it (2 BR at least). The highschool he goes to is in Manhattan, with lots of rich kids from all over the city. He'll have smelled several new cars in his day i'm quite sure.

/oh yea like he said above, Flash Thompson etc etc
//oh yea and Uber Lyft etc are all over NYC. He'll have used those certainly.
///oh yea this is supposed to be the funny slashie


And to be fair, he's from Forest Hills, which depending on where you are, ranges from middle class apartments to 1900s era mansions. He's definitely got a rich friend in Forest Hills Gardens.

/Used to live in Queens until recently
// Still get a kick out of the first Spiderman movie and King of Queens for using scenery of how things were 20 years ago
 
2021-04-20 4:02:36 PM  

Doctoral Candidate Zaius: Hunchentoot: Ragin' Asian: ...Spidey exclaims, when Stark sends him the new suit, "It smells like a new car in here!" Peter Parker's a poor kid from Queens. How does he know what a new car smells like?

Queens isn't a ghetto. There are sketchy areas, and warehouse/docks/industry zones but its just kinda "regular city residential area" for the most part. I'm guessing Aunt May's apartment is 3k a month or thereabouts, based on what we've seen of it (2 BR at least). The highschool he goes to is in Manhattan, with lots of rich kids from all over the city. He'll have smelled several new cars in his day i'm quite sure.

/oh yea like he said above, Flash Thompson etc etc
//oh yea and Uber Lyft etc are all over NYC. He'll have used those certainly.
///oh yea this is supposed to be the funny slashie

And to be fair, he's from Forest Hills, which depending on where you are, ranges from middle class apartments to 1900s era mansions. He's definitely got a rich friend in Forest Hills Gardens.

/Used to live in Queens until recently
// Still get a kick out of the first Spiderman movie and King of Queens for using scenery of how things were 20 years ago


"The King of Queens" is from 1998 and "Spider-Man" is from 2002 so I imagine the scenery is appropriate?
 
2021-04-20 4:20:58 PM  

BafflerMeal: Doctoral Candidate Zaius: Hunchentoot: Ragin' Asian: ...Spidey exclaims, when Stark sends him the new suit, "It smells like a new car in here!" Peter Parker's a poor kid from Queens. How does he know what a new car smells like?

Queens isn't a ghetto. There are sketchy areas, and warehouse/docks/industry zones but its just kinda "regular city residential area" for the most part. I'm guessing Aunt May's apartment is 3k a month or thereabouts, based on what we've seen of it (2 BR at least). The highschool he goes to is in Manhattan, with lots of rich kids from all over the city. He'll have smelled several new cars in his day i'm quite sure.

/oh yea like he said above, Flash Thompson etc etc
//oh yea and Uber Lyft etc are all over NYC. He'll have used those certainly.
///oh yea this is supposed to be the funny slashie

And to be fair, he's from Forest Hills, which depending on where you are, ranges from middle class apartments to 1900s era mansions. He's definitely got a rich friend in Forest Hills Gardens.

/Used to live in Queens until recently
// Still get a kick out of the first Spiderman movie and King of Queens for using scenery of how things were 20 years ago

"The King of Queens" is from 1998 and "Spider-Man" is from 2002 so I imagine the scenery is appropriate?


Sorry, poor phrasing. I like the nostalgia of them.
 
2021-04-20 5:12:58 PM  
The casting of Molina and Foxx would unite the three generations of Spider-Man movies: The Maguire/Raimi cycle, the Marc Webb/Andrew Garfield installments and the newest Spider-Mans, starring Holland and directed by Watts.

Need more Bruce Campbell.
 
2021-04-20 8:41:28 PM  

Hunchentoot: Ragin' Asian: ...Spidey exclaims, when Stark sends him the new suit, "It smells like a new car in here!" Peter Parker's a poor kid from Queens. How does he know what a new car smells like?

Queens isn't a ghetto. There are sketchy areas, and warehouse/docks/industry zones but its just kinda "regular city residential area" for the most part. I'm guessing Aunt May's apartment is 3k a month or thereabouts, based on what we've seen of it (2 BR at least). The highschool he goes to is in Manhattan, with lots of rich kids from all over the city. He'll have smelled several new cars in his day i'm quite sure.

/oh yea like he said above, Flash Thompson etc etc
//oh yea and Uber Lyft etc are all over NYC. He'll have used those certainly.
///oh yea this is supposed to be the funny slashie


This is not a jab whatsoever. You didn't grow up in Queens in the 80s. One of the reasons I loved Spidey comics is because Peter Parker was a poor nerdy kid from Queens. Now Miles Morales speaks to my inner kid.
 
2021-04-21 12:52:12 AM  
They always overload Spiderman and Batman movies with too many villains I'm.
 
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