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(Yahoo)   Celebrate 4/20 with the ridiculous "drugs" episode of "Seventh Heaven," where the family dog narced on the family's eldest son and his marijuana problem   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2021-04-20 2:06:31 PM  
New Spiffy tag?
 
2021-04-20 3:04:37 PM  

skyotter: New Spiffy tag?


Maybe just for the day.
 
2021-04-20 3:08:12 PM  
Dude that tag is like awesome man sweet
 
2021-04-20 3:28:10 PM  
They call me Snoop Katt. And yet I've have still never been high enough to watch an episode of 7th Heaven.
 
2021-04-20 3:51:36 PM  
Etienne De Crecy - Prix choc
Youtube IUNS6xU-kt0
 
2021-04-20 4:00:37 PM  
That show jumped it after the creepy scene with the father (actor is known predator of teen girls) and the youngest daughter (who was certainly in the guy's age range) with her doing that dance in her bedroom.
 
2021-04-20 4:01:54 PM  
That show is horribly, staggeringly bad.  My wife used to subject me to it before eventually isolating myself in the other room.
 
2021-04-20 4:16:35 PM  
I remember when Seventh Heaven did a special episode about Ephedra.

/Watched it back in college.
//When I was taking it.
///Great for all-nighters and rugby practice/games.
 
2021-04-20 4:17:00 PM  
Too bad the dog didn't narc on the pedo dad while he was at it.
 
2021-04-20 4:17:14 PM  
Clair handled it much better when she found that joint in Theo's textbook.
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2021-04-20 4:19:59 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Clair handled it much better when she found that joint in Theo's textbook.
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She smoked it?
 
2021-04-20 4:21:46 PM  
That show was the farking worst
 
2021-04-20 4:25:48 PM  

The_Sponge: Rapmaster2000: Clair handled it much better when she found that joint in Theo's textbook.
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She smoked it?


I'd smoke a joint with Mrs. Huxtable.  She was hot.
 
2021-04-20 4:25:51 PM  

The_Sponge: Rapmaster2000: Clair handled it much better when she found that joint in Theo's textbook.
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She smoked it?


It'd be a lot safer than any of Cliff's liquor bottles.
 
2021-04-20 4:45:30 PM  
The old series Eight Is Enough had an episode where the parents went out of town and the kids threw a party that got a little out of control. Someone brought pot brownies which unwittingly got stashed in a drawer and forgotten. The tail of the episode shows the parents finding the brownies, assuming the kids left them as a surprise. Freeze on the parents taking a big bite.

Now if you ever see that episode on tv that tail will likely be cut off. I don't even know if it's on the dvd.
 
2021-04-20 4:52:18 PM  

KRSESQ: The old series Eight Is Enough had an episode where the parents went out of town and the kids threw a party that got a little out of control. Someone brought pot brownies which unwittingly got stashed in a drawer and forgotten. The tail of the episode shows the parents finding the brownies, assuming the kids left them as a surprise. Freeze on the parents taking a big bite.

Now if you ever see that episode on tv that tail will likely be cut off. I don't even know if it's on the dvd.


Special Brownies you say...
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2021-04-20 5:15:38 PM  
I gave that show a few tries hoping it was a "so bad it's good" show. But nope, it was just really, really bad.
 
2021-04-20 5:22:59 PM  

vogonity: That show is horribly, staggeringly bad.  My wife used to subject me to it before eventually isolating myself in the other room.


It's terrible. Nonstop JUDGE JUDGE SHUN SHUN.
 
2021-04-20 5:57:04 PM  

Rapmaster2000: The_Sponge: Rapmaster2000: Clair handled it much better when she found that joint in Theo's textbook.
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She smoked it?

I'd smoke a joint with Mrs. Huxtable.  She was hot.


Or you could just drop a Roofie in her drink.
 
2021-04-20 6:00:52 PM  
Holy sh*t, how has nobody posted this yet?

The '7th Heaven' With The Marijuana Murder Mystery
Youtube GHOsNBSJE_0
 
2021-04-20 6:35:49 PM  

Heamer: Holy sh*t, how has nobody posted this yet?

[YouTube video: The '7th Heaven' With The Marijuana Murder Mystery]


I...was high, man....
 
2021-04-20 6:47:19 PM  
It was no Sweet Valley High, or that one with the twin girls, but it did have Jessica Biel.

Man, there are a lot of awful shows.
 
2021-04-20 7:12:55 PM  

Porous Horace: It was no Sweet Valley High, or that one with the twin girls, but it did have Jessica Biel.

Man, there are a lot of awful shows.


Jessica is a hottie, though I thought Beverly Mitchell was hotter.

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2021-04-20 7:19:45 PM  

Porous Horace: It was no Sweet Valley High, or that one with the twin girls, but it did have Jessica Biel.

Man, there are a lot of awful shows.


Aezetyr: Jessica is a hottie, though I thought Beverly Mitchell was hotter.

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You two fellas are the only other people in the thread who get it. We are geniuses surrounded by dopes, it is our burden to be positive influences in their lives by showing them the way.
 
2021-04-20 8:07:55 PM  
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2021-04-20 8:23:08 PM  

Stile4aly: [Fark user image image 320x203]


As ridiculous as that episode is, caffeine pills are more potentially harmful than weed.  Take a whole bottle of caffeine pills and you could very well die.  Smoke a bag of weed and you'll maybe eat too much junk food, pass out, and wake up a little groggy.
 
2021-04-20 8:30:07 PM  

Aezetyr: Porous Horace: It was no Sweet Valley High, or that one with the twin girls, but it did have Jessica Biel.

Man, there are a lot of awful shows.

Jessica is a hottie, though I thought Beverly Mitchell was hotter.

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Also Beverly isn't an anti-vaxx plague rat nutjob, so she gets bonus points over Biel for that.
 
2021-04-20 9:36:14 PM  

Neondistraction: Stile4aly: [Fark user image image 320x203]

As ridiculous as that episode is, caffeine pills are more potentially harmful than weed.  Take a whole bottle of caffeine pills and you could very well die.  Smoke a bag of weed and you'll maybe eat too much junk food, pass out, and wake up a little groggy.


Whatever, druggie!

/Just Say No.
 
2021-04-20 9:58:35 PM  

Neondistraction: Stile4aly: [Fark user image image 320x203]

As ridiculous as that episode is, caffeine pills are more potentially harmful than weed.  Take a whole bottle of caffeine pills and you could very well die.  Smoke a bag of weed and you'll maybe eat too much junk food, pass out, and wake up a little groggy.


Man, pot is not to be trifled with if you have heart issues. I have Supraventricular tachycardia, which causes a fast heart rate, and after I ate my first pot brownie I ended up in the ER with a heart rate that would not slow down. It was also an insanely strong pot brownie, so it took the better part of 3 days before i felt normal again. Pot is a vasodilator, so I was also bright lobster red for like 12 hours.

I DID sleep the sleep of angels, though. I haven't slept like that since.
 
2021-04-20 11:21:30 PM  

Lsherm: Neondistraction: Stile4aly: [Fark user image image 320x203]

As ridiculous as that episode is, caffeine pills are more potentially harmful than weed.  Take a whole bottle of caffeine pills and you could very well die.  Smoke a bag of weed and you'll maybe eat too much junk food, pass out, and wake up a little groggy.

Man, pot is not to be trifled with if you have heart issues. I have Supraventricular tachycardia, which causes a fast heart rate, and after I ate my first pot brownie I ended up in the ER with a heart rate that would not slow down. It was also an insanely strong pot brownie, so it took the better part of 3 days before i felt normal again. Pot is a vasodilator, so I was also bright lobster red for like 12 hours.

I DID sleep the sleep of angels, though. I haven't slept like that since.


Yeah, in your case definitely avoid pot.  Though I'd imagine a stimulant like caffeine would be a bad thing for your condition as well.
 
2021-04-20 11:24:55 PM  

Neondistraction: Lsherm: Neondistraction: Stile4aly: [Fark user image image 320x203]

As ridiculous as that episode is, caffeine pills are more potentially harmful than weed.  Take a whole bottle of caffeine pills and you could very well die.  Smoke a bag of weed and you'll maybe eat too much junk food, pass out, and wake up a little groggy.

Man, pot is not to be trifled with if you have heart issues. I have Supraventricular tachycardia, which causes a fast heart rate, and after I ate my first pot brownie I ended up in the ER with a heart rate that would not slow down. It was also an insanely strong pot brownie, so it took the better part of 3 days before i felt normal again. Pot is a vasodilator, so I was also bright lobster red for like 12 hours.

I DID sleep the sleep of angels, though. I haven't slept like that since.

Yeah, in your case definitely avoid pot.  Though I'd imagine a stimulant like caffeine would be a bad thing for your condition as well.


Indeed it is. I know to steer clear of both :)
 
2021-04-21 4:10:50 AM  
I always liked the home improvement episode where they catch the oldest kid with a joint and he gets lectured by a man caught smuggling coke through an airport
 
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