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2021-04-20 11:06:23 AM  
Why don't you ask the 566,000 dead how it went, asshole. Or the people who died on the 6th, pileface. Or the dead in Puerto Rico.

Farking Choad.
 
2021-04-20 11:12:42 AM  
How sad for him. Thoughts and prayers.
 
2021-04-20 11:14:28 AM  
Until this guy is indicted or dead, I don't give a sh*it about him and would prefer to never hear from him or about home.
 
2021-04-20 11:14:55 AM  
"In closing, gentle American, I'd like to thank you. 'What's that?' you say? Me thanking you? No, it's not a misprint, for you see, I enjoyed presidenting you as much as you enjoyed being ruled. The End."
 
2021-04-20 11:15:24 AM  

Badmoodman: Until this guy is indicted or dead, I don't give a sh*it about him and would prefer to never hear from him or about home.*

*-

him.
 
2021-04-20 11:17:30 AM  
Fark him and every other POTUS.

You wanted the job.

You campaigned for the job.

You got what you wanted.
 
2021-04-20 11:25:13 AM  
I sometimes wonder how traumatic prison would be for him...but we all know ain't nothing gon' happen.
 
2021-04-20 11:28:59 AM  
"...I loved doing it, because I helped people my kids who then gave me a cut. And I've helped them more than any president."

FTFY
 
2021-04-20 11:42:35 AM  
Eat shiat, fark off and die mother farker.
 
2021-04-20 11:43:01 AM  
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I hope that's the same face he uses when he's indicted for tax and insurance fraud by the NY AG's office.
 
2021-04-20 11:52:08 AM  

Diamond Joe Biden: Eat shiat, fark off and die mother farker.


Drown him and his family in a sewer tank live on PPV. Thats all he deserves.
 
2021-04-20 11:55:22 AM  
God why the fark did he even run?  Nobody liked him but a bunch of goobers.
 
2021-04-20 12:09:16 PM  

whidbey: God why the fark did he even run?  Nobody liked him but a bunch of goobers.


Possibility 1: He saw the money available for a run, and saw the money various News orgs could make, and decided to lean into that and start Trump TV after he "was cheated out of the Presidency".
Possibility 2: Putin (Through intermediaries) said "Hey, run for President or those secrets become widely known.
Possibility 3: Obama was mean to him, so he just had to show him up.
Possibility 4: He legit thought he was the best choice for the job and he did a good job as President.
 
2021-04-20 12:18:35 PM  

Bootleg: and he did a good job as President.


he wat now?
 
2021-04-20 12:24:14 PM  

whidbey: Bootleg: and he did a good job as President.

he wat now?


He THOUGHT he did a good job. Sorry if that was unclear that the entire possibility was what he believed happened.
 
2021-04-20 1:07:14 PM  

markie_farkie: [img.thedailybeast.com image 850x478]

I hope that's the same face he uses when he's indicted for tax and insurance fraud by the NY AG's office.


He looks worse than usual in that photo.
 
2021-04-20 1:20:14 PM  
You're still alive, so it wasn't traumatic enough, you piece of shiat.

Just die.
 
2021-04-20 1:21:37 PM  
Apparently not traumatic enough considering he's always threatening to run in 2024.
 
2021-04-20 1:22:14 PM  
Trump said: "I miss the most, helping people...

Helping people get beatdowns by D.C. cops when they were peacefully protesting.

Helping people die from Covid through ineptitude.

Helping people embrace the United States as a third world country.

Helping people unleash their inner racist.

Helping people embrace pure, unadulterated conservative bullshiat narratives.

He is quite the helper.
 
2021-04-20 1:22:22 PM  

Znuh: Why don't you ask the 566,000 dead how it went, asshole. Or the people who died on the 6th, pileface. Or the dead in Puerto Rico.

Farking Choad.


To him, his greatest lost was his Twitter.

You got scammed by a blatantly obvious conman, Republicans.  Try being angry over that than whatever a liberal does, okay?
 
2021-04-20 1:22:52 PM  

Petit_Merdeux: Fark him and every other POTUS.

You wanted the job.

You campaigned for the job.

You got what you wanted.


What was the point of indicting every other POTUS along with this clown?
 
2021-04-20 1:23:04 PM  
I doubt Trump has ever heard of a fancy word as "traumatic", let alone pronounce it. Maybe he was saying "Chyna"?
 
2021-04-20 1:23:34 PM  
He was whining and complaining.  He hasn't learned anything.
 
2021-04-20 1:23:35 PM  

markie_farkie: [img.thedailybeast.com image 850x478]

I hope that's the same face he uses when he's indicted for tax and insurance fraud by the NY AG's office.


"Exclusive" interview?  Trump will appear as a guest on Tim and Eric if it brought him attention.  Dude is like the class hamster students take turns taking home for the weekend.
 
2021-04-20 1:23:46 PM  
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2021-04-20 1:24:00 PM  

Bootleg: whidbey: God why the fark did he even run?  Nobody liked him but a bunch of goobers.

Possibility 1: He saw the money available for a run, and saw the money various News orgs could make, and decided to lean into that and start Trump TV after he "was cheated out of the Presidency".
Possibility 2: Putin (Through intermediaries) said "Hey, run for President or those secrets become widely known.
Possibility 3: Obama was mean to him, so he just had to show him up.
Possibility 4: He legit thought he was the best choice for the job and he did a good job as President

because of his severe narcissistic personality disorder.
 
2021-04-20 1:24:34 PM  
Dump "says being president was traumatic for him."


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2021-04-20 1:24:51 PM  
I think he must mean "I missed helping people" because he didn't do a damn thing for anyone.
 
2021-04-20 1:25:01 PM  
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"Traumatic"
 
2021-04-20 1:25:17 PM  
His trauma was from looking over his shoulder for his Russian handlers, and avoiding polonium.
 
2021-04-20 1:26:25 PM  
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2021-04-20 1:26:26 PM  

Blathering Idjut: Trump said: "I miss the most, helping people...

Helping people get beatdowns by D.C. cops when they were peacefully protesting.

Helping people die from Covid through ineptitude.

Helping people embrace the United States as a third world country.

Helping people unleash their inner racist.

Helping people embrace pure, unadulterated conservative bullshiat narratives.

He is quite the helper.


He likes being open-handed (with his tiny, tiny hands). Being able to show personal magnanimity to people he likes or finds sympathetic. Getting praise and adoration for using his immense access to money (note that I'm not saying wealth here-I suspect he doesn't have much wealth) and power to do one-off, grand and largely symbolic gestures.
 
2021-04-20 1:26:27 PM  
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"Traumatic"
 
2021-04-20 1:27:00 PM  
If you want to help people and redeem yourself to history, apprentice yourself to Jimmy Carter.

/he doesn't want to help anyone
 
2021-04-20 1:27:07 PM  
If it was that traumatic then by all means stay down there in Florida and work on your Presidential Library (maybe you could save money by finding an old Ripley's Believe it or Not place you can retrofit)

Just be sure to tell your crackhead pillow guru so he stops embarrassing himself on tv.
 
2021-04-20 1:27:47 PM  
Look, this has been very traumatic. I had a great life, great company, great business, no problems and now all I do is, people go after you. It's vicious, it's horrible...

Hmm, I seem to remember a shiat-ton of tweets from you Donnie where all you did was "go after" Obama. Pepperidge Farm remembers, too, Donnie.
 
2021-04-20 1:27:49 PM  

Palined Parenthood: Petit_Merdeux: Fark him and every other POTUS*.

You wanted the job.

You campaigned for the job.

You got what you wanted.

What was the point of indicting every other POTUS along with this clown?



*that whines about the stress/criticism/etc..
 
2021-04-20 1:28:20 PM  
It's not about you. It never was.

Die screaming.
 
2021-04-20 1:29:30 PM  

Bootleg: whidbey: God why the fark did he even run?  Nobody liked him but a bunch of goobers.

Possibility 1: He saw the money available for a run, and saw the money various News orgs could make, and decided to lean into that and start Trump TV after he "was cheated out of the Presidency".
Possibility 2: Putin (Through intermediaries) said "Hey, run for President or those secrets become widely known.
Possibility 3: Obama was mean to him, so he just had to show him up.
Possibility 4: He legit thought he was the best choice for the job and he did a good job as President.


All of the above.
 
2021-04-20 1:29:44 PM  

Znuh: Why don't you ask the 566,000 dead how it went, asshole. Or the people who died on the 6th, pileface. Or the dead in Puerto Rico.

Farking Choad.


Or the Yemen genocide who he helped fund and support
 
2021-04-20 1:30:10 PM  

Bootleg: whidbey: God why the fark did he even run?  Nobody liked him but a bunch of goobers.

Possibility 1: He saw the money available for a run, and saw the money various News orgs could make, and decided to lean into that and start Trump TV after he "was cheated out of the Presidency".
Possibility 2: Putin (Through intermediaries) said "Hey, run for President or those secrets become widely known.
Possibility 3: Obama was mean to him, so he just had to show him up.
Possibility 4: He legit thought he was the best choice for the job and he did a good job as President.


I'd be shocked if Putin had a reasonably good idea he had a chance.  He may have been part of the reason he couldn't back out, but I suspect that Trump simply hated the idea of losing once he was in the race and had to keep going.  I don't think anyone (but Trump) thought he would win, and that he was likely steered into running to get on the right-wing gravy train of appearances (which would presumably help keep his name big in the hotel market, it likely had been stalling since the Apprentice).

And the last one has to be true.  Can you imagine a malignant narcissist *not* thinking he would make the ideal president?  And gotta love the word "ruled".  Because that is what presidents are supposed to do.
 
2021-04-20 1:30:44 PM  

Petit_Merdeux: Palined Parenthood: Petit_Merdeux: Fark him and every other POTUS*.

You wanted the job.

You campaigned for the job.

You got what you wanted.

What was the point of indicting every other POTUS along with this clown?


*that whines about the stress/criticism/etc..


I appreciate you and will strike "both sides" from your permanent record. And Del Taco's app just offered me ten value tacos for $4.20
 
2021-04-20 1:31:01 PM  

markie_farkie: [img.thedailybeast.com image 850x478]

I hope that's the same face he uses when he's indicted for tax and insurance fraud by the NY AG's office.


He looks like he hasn't had a single night of sleep since January 6.

Good.
 
2021-04-20 1:31:50 PM  
Let's hope that "trauma" is "blunt force" and "fatal".
 
2021-04-20 1:32:05 PM  

ImpendingCynic: I think he must mean "I missed helping people" because he didn't do a damn thing for anyone.


If he had ever had any interest in helping people at all he had a lifetime of chances to do it, but somehow is unable now that he is not in office.

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2021-04-20 1:32:21 PM  
JFC what an asshole.
 
2021-04-20 1:33:24 PM  
500,000+  dead Americans on his watch and he's traumatized.

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2021-04-20 1:35:49 PM  
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2021-04-20 1:37:25 PM  

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Does it irk anyone else that all of those Theo LeSeig pseudonym books have been cash-grab coopted into the Dr. Seuss estate?
 
2021-04-20 1:38:12 PM  

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I'd rather use billiard balls.
 
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