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(Food and Wine)   5 ways to tell if a pineapple is ready for your pizza   (foodandwine.com) divider line
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2021-04-20 11:08:02 AM  
It is never ready.
 
2021-04-20 11:21:43 AM  
After you finish the pizza.
 
2021-04-20 11:24:00 AM  
Always ready
 
2021-04-20 11:52:52 AM  
The trick I learned is to press the little spiky 'eyes". If they're flat, it's ready. If they're upright, it's not.*

Regarding pineapple on pizza: don't tell me what to eat or not eat. I eat what I want.

*Sort of the opposite of the rule for nipples.
 
2021-04-20 1:04:38 PM  
When the panties come off.

/Or are we not doing euphemisms?
 
2021-04-20 1:15:45 PM  

EnzoTheCoder: When the panties come off.

/Or are we not doing euphemisms?


that depends - do you have your strobe light on or off?
 
2021-04-20 1:23:33 PM  
You keep your devil fruit off my pizza!

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2021-04-20 1:25:53 PM  
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2021-04-20 1:26:31 PM  

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YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE

/ not really
 
2021-04-20 1:27:53 PM  
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2021-04-20 1:29:42 PM  
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2021-04-20 1:34:15 PM  
oh wait, drunken-AB had something oblig. for this

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2021-04-20 1:40:53 PM  
"What did you get on your pizza?"
"Pineapple and anchovies, FTW!"
"*hork* WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!"

"Sweet and salty!  And... moochers."
 
2021-04-20 1:52:16 PM  
Ham and pineapple go so well together on a pizza.
 
Ant
2021-04-20 1:53:35 PM  
I bought a pineapple at Costco the other day and didn't notice until I got it home that one side is covered in what I think is axle grease. WTF?
 
2021-04-20 1:58:04 PM  

Ant: I bought a pineapple at Costco the other day and didn't notice until I got it home that one side is covered in what I think is axle grease. WTF?


I am seriously going to try and remember "pineapple and axle-grease" for the next thread later this week...

/it could only improve foodtab debates
 
2021-04-20 3:10:57 PM  
I can't eat pineapples anymore. When I've traveled to the South Pacific, I went to a few pineapple farms. All the workers had no teeth because of eating the acidic fruit. I'm a vain person and like my winning smile has opened many doors.
 
2021-04-20 11:01:25 PM  
All pathetic and a sign the authors have never been near a ripe pineapple. If it's ripe the smell will knock you over at five meters. Unfortunately I have never had a real ripe pineapple outside the Tropics
 
2021-04-21 1:28:12 PM  

Gooch: Ham

Spanish Chorizo and pineapple go so well together on a pizza.

FTFY.

\to each his own, but seriously - try it.
 
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