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(The New York Times)   I think I might need to spend less time on Fark, because at a first glance I thought this headline was telling me that the NY teachers' union was backing a stripper   (nytimes.com) divider line
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2021-04-20 10:41:38 PM  
It's not Fark, subby. You're just a pervert.
 
2021-04-20 10:46:31 PM  
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2021-04-20 10:48:00 PM  
NTTAWWT
 
2021-04-20 10:48:11 PM  
RIP Stringer Bell
 
2021-04-20 10:48:45 PM  
My dad told me once "Son, stay out of strip clubs or you might see something you shouldn't."

So of course, I went, and he was right.

I saw my dad
 
2021-04-20 10:49:33 PM  
This is the first time in my life that all of the likeliest candidates for mayor will be better than the incumbent.

I didn't say by how much.
 
2021-04-20 10:52:34 PM  

Eat The Placenta: My dad told me once "Son, stay out of strip clubs or you might see something you shouldn't."

So of course, I went, and he was right.

I saw my dad




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/ thoughts and prayers my dude
 
2021-04-20 10:53:18 PM  
This news is a little surprising. A teacher's union getting behind a stripper is usually done in private.
 
2021-04-20 10:58:48 PM  
Whatever. Strippers are people too.

In fact, I know a couple of "dancers" and they are amazing girls.

They can source you coke, have tons of good looking friends, and they can always bring a party. They are solid humans. Fark that shiat.
 
2021-04-20 11:08:28 PM  

tasteme: It's not Fark, subby. You're just a pervert.


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2021-04-20 11:12:20 PM  

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CSB:When I worked retail we sold a bag of assorted candy.

When you got your receipt it would say "Candy ass      $4.97"
 
2021-04-20 11:23:22 PM  

akya: When you got your receipt it would say "Candy ass $4.97"


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...retail managers, especially in the grocery department, usually can't spel or recognize innuendo.
 
2021-04-20 11:29:39 PM  

akya: Diabolic: [i.pinimg.com image 625x352]

CSB:When I worked retail we sold a bag of assorted candy.

When you got your receipt it would say "Candy ass      $4.97"



I worked with several candy asses who weren't worth $4.97
 
2021-04-20 11:30:58 PM  

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You've never been to a strip club near a military base.
 
2021-04-20 11:38:02 PM  
Even worse, Fark Strippers.

/eye-bleach, please
 
2021-04-20 11:42:24 PM  
My father turned 80 back in January. So to celebrate I got stripper to come to his house.  Home Depot does home delivery if you purchase enough.
Also got him fire extinguishers for his cake.
 
2021-04-21 12:28:45 AM  
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2021-04-21 6:39:33 AM  
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2021-04-21 8:21:14 AM  
It's certainly a way to get Farkers to read the article before commenting.
 
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