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(NYPost)   Translation: He ain't running under any circumstances, but he IS quite enjoying the checks from gullible fools who think he might   (nypost.com) divider line
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2021-04-20 9:36:15 AM  
He made 1/4 of a billion last time he had an election "stolen" from him. I wouldn't put running again past him.
 
2021-04-20 9:39:43 AM  
Depends on how busy he'll be in court in the next couple years.
 
2021-04-20 9:48:04 AM  
With any luck, the courts will find a way to garnish those donations once Trump runs out of money from the lawsuits.  Having rednecks literally providing the restitution for their Lord and Savior's sins will be most satisfying.
 
2021-04-20 9:49:16 AM  

OdradekRex: Depends on how busy he'll be in court in the next couple years.


We've been hearing this for decades about his shady as fark bullshiat and this MFer still hasn't had to deal with consequences yet and I highly doubt he ever will.
 
2021-04-20 9:56:17 AM  

styckx: OdradekRex: Depends on how busy he'll be in court in the next couple years.

We've been hearing this for decades about his shady as fark bullshiat and this MFer still hasn't had to deal with consequences yet and I highly doubt he ever will.


Three things have changed:

1) He used to be rich and confined to Manhattan and could count on lapdog DA  CY Vance to look the other way, because that was a service he provided to all wealthy Manhattanites (See also Harvey Weinstein and Jeff Epstein)
2) Cy ain't the only game in town now that the NYAG is involved and Vance is trying to keep scrutiny off himself by aggressively going after Trump
3) the Son of Trump's CFO tried to screw his wife out of money in their divorce and she ended up with a serious grudge and dozen of boxes of confidential Trump org financial records which she was only too happy to share with authorities
 
2021-04-20 10:05:43 AM  

Magorn: DA  CY Vance to look the other way


His father should rise from the grave and slap that bastard.
 
2021-04-20 10:18:14 AM  

Harry Wagstaff: He made 1/4 of a billion last time he had an election "stolen" from him. I wouldn't put running again past him.


Trump can't not run again because he needs to be on television the way a horny dog needs to hump your leg.
 
2021-04-20 10:21:02 AM  

Magorn: styckx: OdradekRex: Depends on how busy he'll be in court in the next couple years.

We've been hearing this for decades about his shady as fark bullshiat and this MFer still hasn't had to deal with consequences yet and I highly doubt he ever will.

Three things have changed:

1) He used to be rich and confined to Manhattan and could count on lapdog DA  CY Vance to look the other way, because that was a service he provided to all wealthy Manhattanites (See also Harvey Weinstein and Jeff Epstein)
2) Cy ain't the only game in town now that the NYAG is involved and Vance is trying to keep scrutiny off himself by aggressively going after Trump
3) the Son of Trump's CFO tried to screw his wife out of money in their divorce and she ended up with a serious grudge and dozen of boxes of confidential Trump org financial records which she was only too happy to share with authorities


Cy Vance Junior isn't worth a bucket of warm spit.  It will have to be the state AG if anyone is going to do anything.  Cy is good at making noises, but I never see him actually do anything, AFAIK.
 
2021-04-20 10:35:18 AM  
Grifter's gonna grift.
 
2021-04-20 10:35:44 AM  
Grifty McConman keeps the grift alive?

Well, yeah, his legal bills aren't gonna pay themselves.
 
2021-04-20 10:36:32 AM  
I doubt the warden would allow that.
 
2021-04-20 10:37:22 AM  
He'll have something to announce in two weeks.
 
2021-04-20 10:37:30 AM  
He'll run.  It's the only way Facebook and Twitter will lift his ban.
 
2021-04-20 10:38:19 AM  

TimeCubeFan: I doubt the warden would allow that.


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2021-04-20 10:39:07 AM  
He is 'running' in the same sense that Palin was 'running' in 2012. Form an exploratory PAC to take the largesse of donations from the true believers, and then just use them for whatever you want.
 
2021-04-20 10:39:18 AM  
"You do have hope. We love our country - this country. We all owe a lot to our country but now we have to help our country."

Still stretching out that vocabulary, I see. All the best words.
 
2021-04-20 10:40:09 AM  
"Trump says he is 'beyond seriously' considering 2024 White House run"

So there you have it - he definitely is not running, lol.

That's how Trumpspeak works.
 
2021-04-20 10:41:04 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Magorn: styckx: OdradekRex: Depends on how busy he'll be in court in the next couple years.

We've been hearing this for decades about his shady as fark bullshiat and this MFer still hasn't had to deal with consequences yet and I highly doubt he ever will.

Three things have changed:

1) He used to be rich and confined to Manhattan and could count on lapdog DA  CY Vance to look the other way, because that was a service he provided to all wealthy Manhattanites (See also Harvey Weinstein and Jeff Epstein)
2) Cy ain't the only game in town now that the NYAG is involved and Vance is trying to keep scrutiny off himself by aggressively going after Trump
3) the Son of Trump's CFO tried to screw his wife out of money in their divorce and she ended up with a serious grudge and dozen of boxes of confidential Trump org financial records which she was only too happy to share with authorities

Cy Vance Junior isn't worth a bucket of warm spit.  It will have to be the state AG if anyone is going to do anything.  Cy is good at making noises, but I never see him actually do anything, AFAIK.


However the scrutiny around the whole Trump SoHo project where he had Ivanka and Jr dead to rights on Real estate and securities fraud and then inexplicable gave them a ass after a meeting with Trump's lawyer, and the $50,000 campaign contribution the Trump org gave to Vance's re-election fund shortly thereafter has led to some suggestions that Vance himself needs to be investigated.  He is Totally the guy who would burn Trump to the ground to save his own skin, but my worry is that he'll make a big show of preparing the prosecution and then intentionally bungle the actual court part.
 
2021-04-20 10:41:27 AM  

quatchi: Grifty McConman keeps the grift alive?

Well, yeah, his legal bills aren't gonna pay themselves.


Lol.  Like he ever pays any bills.
 
2021-04-20 10:41:32 AM  
Isn't DeSantis already His Anointed Successor?
 
2021-04-20 10:42:55 AM  
It is really starting to drive me up the wall waiting, he should be in jail by now. New York state, Manhattan, Georgia, D.C., Federal, etc.. all these investigations into Man-child, Rudy-Colludy, and the rest of these losers and so far we have heard nothing, as if they are waiting on people's memory to just forget their crimes. Yes, I do want Man-child to be the 2024 (R)epugnant nominee from a prison cell, that would be awesome as *#&@
 
2021-04-20 10:43:05 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Isn't DeSantis already His Anointed Successor?


Hopefully the confusion and drama stretch well into 2024
 
2021-04-20 10:43:29 AM  
The longer Trump talks about running in 2024, the longer it keeps others from tossing their hats in the ring. Republicans know they can't run against Trump. Meanwhile they all come groveling to Mar-A-Lago for his blessing which plays up to his narcissism.
 
2021-04-20 10:44:34 AM  
Of course he'll run.  Those empty million-dollar a month offices in Trump Tower don't rent themselves you know.
 
2021-04-20 10:46:23 AM  
But according to some MAGAts Trump is still President and running the government from Mar-A-Lardo and thus he is in his 2nd term right now! So how can he run in 2024 if he no one can be President for three terms?!?!

"Herp a derp, heeeisssth yo preessidenth!"
 
2021-04-20 10:46:27 AM  

RasIanI: Pants full of macaroni!!: Isn't DeSantis already His Anointed Successor?

Hopefully the confusion and drama stretch well into 2024


I, for one, hope that Trump does continue this whole act of running in 2024, because any money he collects for that is his and his alone, and will not be passed along to any other Republican candidates or PACs.  It's a huge leech on the GOP's ass.
 
2021-04-20 10:46:44 AM  
Beyond Serious
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2021-04-20 10:46:56 AM  
He can't take the money with him when he dies soon...so I don't know why he's trying to amass more. Just sit in your bunker in Florida and scream at the TV and whine like a baby and ride out your days before the Devil puts a pitchfork up your pooper for eternity, you bloated racist serial sexual abuser pedo
 
2021-04-20 10:47:12 AM  
The idea that he or anyone else has any ability to predict what he will do next week is dubious, much less what he will do 2 years from now.
 
2021-04-20 10:47:48 AM  
I'll be shocked if he doesn't keel over well before then.
 
2021-04-20 10:48:25 AM  
Can't wait!  I hope they re-release Covid-24 for the comeback tour.
 
2021-04-20 10:49:00 AM  
I'm inclined to agree with subby. I think we all know when Trump says "running", what he really means is...

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2021-04-20 10:50:04 AM  
IANAL but Trump's donation vehicle is his Save America PAC. Its not a campaign committee, so it can't coordinate with a campaign. A PAC is a very handy grift - trump and his hangers on can drain all the cash out via "management fees" and "fundraising commissions". No need to use any of it to campaign
 
2021-04-20 10:56:36 AM  
He won't run. His ego couldn't take another loss.
 
2021-04-20 10:56:52 AM  

TimeCubeFan: I doubt the warden would allow that.


well technically Eugene Debs did it, but that was a different time
 
2021-04-20 10:57:16 AM  
I have always thought his health would take him out before then, anyways.
That said, I didn't expect his family to keep telling him he was fine and him seeming to believe it.

/He Tuskegeed himself and also has family history of dementia
 
2021-04-20 10:57:47 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Magorn: styckx: OdradekRex: Depends on how busy he'll be in court in the next couple years.

We've been hearing this for decades about his shady as fark bullshiat and this MFer still hasn't had to deal with consequences yet and I highly doubt he ever will.

Three things have changed:

1) He used to be rich and confined to Manhattan and could count on lapdog DA  CY Vance to look the other way, because that was a service he provided to all wealthy Manhattanites (See also Harvey Weinstein and Jeff Epstein)
2) Cy ain't the only game in town now that the NYAG is involved and Vance is trying to keep scrutiny off himself by aggressively going after Trump
3) the Son of Trump's CFO tried to screw his wife out of money in their divorce and she ended up with a serious grudge and dozen of boxes of confidential Trump org financial records which she was only too happy to share with authorities

Cy Vance Junior isn't worth a bucket of warm spit.  It will have to be the state AG if anyone is going to do anything.  Cy is good at making noises, but I never see him actually do anything, AFAIK.


Isn't he resigning/not running again?
 
2021-04-20 10:57:54 AM  
Ivanka will run.
 
2021-04-20 10:59:10 AM  
Just die already.
 
2021-04-20 10:59:52 AM  

Qchucka: But according to some MAGAts Trump is still President and running the government from Mar-A-Lardo and thus he is in his 2nd term right now! So how can he run in 2024 if he no one can be President for three terms?!?!

"Herp a derp, heeeisssth yo preessidenth!"


But see, that's just how the 'libs' 'played themselves'   Since they CLAIM biden is president, this doesn't count as Trump's second term, because he did not create joinder, and therefore and such as, Trump gets to be president for LIFE
 
2021-04-20 11:03:57 AM  
Money the rubes send Trump won't get used to buy meth and guns...
 
2021-04-20 11:04:22 AM  

a_room_with_a_moose: He won't run. His ego couldn't take another loss.


He's not going to run because polls are showing that he would not only lose, but lose bigly.  And yes, his ego has been writing checks that not even Putin can cash.  But his ego also won't let him "back down" from a fight.  So he's come up with the best alternative.  His usual Trump gibberish speak.  "Beyond seriously."  Let the rubes think he's running, right up to the moment, late in the game, when he isn't (and he has a "valid" excuse as to why he can't, which will probably also add to his victimhood, and another round of donations)
 
2021-04-20 11:07:06 AM  

lincoln65: I'm inclined to agree with subby. I think we all know when Trump says "running", what he really means is...

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2021-04-20 11:07:44 AM  
Trump mouthpiece 2024: "He said 'beyond' serious, as in he is not serious, he is beyond it"
 
2021-04-20 11:11:59 AM  

a_room_with_a_moose: He won't run. His ego couldn't take another loss.


In his mind, he didn't lose. The voters just failed him, and the Democrats cheated. It wasn't a legitimate election.
 
2021-04-20 11:13:10 AM  

carkiller: lincoln65: I'm inclined to agree with subby. I think we all know when Trump says "running", what he really means is...

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I ra-aa-aan.  Down the ra-aa-aaaamp!
This will be playing in my head for the next 24 hours.
 
2021-04-20 11:13:40 AM  
"Beyond serious"

Didn't he already announce his run for 2020 when it was 2016? So, what's stopping him from declaring for 2024? Why not just do it already instead of talking about it?
 
2021-04-20 11:16:03 AM  
I see they are using file footage.  Just wondering how that stomach cancer is doing.
 
2021-04-20 11:16:18 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: carkiller: lincoln65: I'm inclined to agree with subby. I think we all know when Trump says "running", what he really means is...

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I ra-aa-aan.  Down the ra-aa-aaaamp!
This will be playing in my head for the next 24 hours.


In 2024 when he inevitably bails, it will become
I ra-aa-aan.  Down the OFF-ra-aa-aaaamp!
 
2021-04-20 11:17:32 AM  

Magorn: styckx: OdradekRex: Depends on how busy he'll be in court in the next couple years.

We've been hearing this for decades about his shady as fark bullshiat and this MFer still hasn't had to deal with consequences yet and I highly doubt he ever will.

Three things have changed:

1) He used to be rich and confined to Manhattan and could count on lapdog DA  CY Vance to look the other way, because that was a service he provided to all wealthy Manhattanites (See also Harvey Weinstein and Jeff Epstein)
2) Cy ain't the only game in town now that the NYAG is involved and Vance is trying to keep scrutiny off himself by aggressively going after Trump
3) the Son of Trump's CFO tried to screw his wife out of money in their divorce and she ended up with a serious grudge and dozen of boxes of confidential Trump org financial records which she was only too happy to share with authorities


ah, tyty for that. I'd been confused a few times because I'd been under the general impression we liked Vance here, but then I would also/later see people talk about how he's a real dirtbag but without really explaining why. so now after reading your (1), that latter part makes perfect sense. just... ewww.
 
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